Patrick at 00:05, 2 July 2008

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''{Vince is taking a nap on the battle field, soon picked up by MH.}''

'''VG:''' What? I thought I killed you as Kirby!

'''MASTER HAND:''' You did, but I came back to life because I'm evil like that. Anyway, how dare you sleepover in my arena without permission! You'll get severly injured for that!

'''VG:''' I have no bones, I'm an alien. Now, where was I... Oh yeah!

''{Vince explodes}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Umm.... I win via forefit!

'''PATRICK:''' Uh oh, my common sence is telling me he's going to do a suprise attack!

'''MASTER HAND:''' Oh no.

''{Vince Appears behind him and kicks him in the... Glove hole.}''

'''PATRICK:''' See, I told you he was going to.

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ah, yes. ''{slaps Vince}''

<big>VINCE: %15 
MASTER HAND: 285 HP</big>

'''VG:''' THATS all you can do?

''{Vince jumps up and crashes down on MH}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ow! Take-a this! ''{gets into gun position; shoots Vince once}''

<big>VINCE: %43 
MASTER HAND: 255 HP</big>

''{Vince bites his finger}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' OW! ''{punches Vince}''

<big>VINCE: %63 
MASTER HAND: 225 HP</big>

'''VG:''' Wow, that really hurt. Yeah right!

''{Vince does a sideways kick backflip and kicks MH's fingers}''

''{Master Hand grabs Vince and slams him to the ground}''

<big>VINCE: %83 
MASTER HAND: 215 HP</big>

''{Vince jump spin kicks MH}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ah! You're gonna get it, Gargleman... ''{flies into background then attacks you like Dragoon in SSBB. Vince is knocked into the air...}''

<big>VINCE: %103 
MASTER HAND: 200 HP</big>

'''VG:''' Uh... Sleep!

''{Vince sings like Jigglypuff but instead sing Blue by Eifel 65 and MH falls asleep.}''

'''VP:''' I heard you were weak to jigglypuff's sleep.

'''MASTER HAND:''' ''{snores; wakes up}'' Uh, wait-what? Oh, you. ''{attempts to shoot Vince}''

''{Vince ducks and then does a Super kick.}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ack! ''{punches Vince. Vince is knocked across the arena...}''

<big>VINCE: %123 
MASTER HAND: 180 HP</big>

'''VINCE:''' Am I dead or do I have 2 more lives like in the game? Whatever.

'''MASTER HAND:''' No, you're not dead yet.

''{Vince pulls MH's finger.}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' I can't have gas, I'm a hand! A gigantic, floating, white hand.

''{Well, well, Mr. no fart. Vince sings blue again and MH falls asleep.}''

'''VG:''' I'm blue, da da da dee da da die, dee dada do dada dee die. Now that he is asleep...

''{Draws a mustache on him, and then kicks him.}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ack! Where am- oh. ''{punches Vince. Vince is in the air...}''

<big>VINCE: %143 
MASTER HAND: 180 HP</big>

'''VG:''' Other mes! ATTACK!

''{Cow Puncher and Xx6xX come from the dead and attack MH. It hurts to him.}''

<big>VINCE: %143 
MASTER HAND: 120 HP</big>

<big>HEALTH BELOW 150! MASTER HAND POWERED UP!</big>

'''MASTER HAND:''' ''{destroys Cow Puncher and Xx6xX; shoots at Vince 3 times, but only one bullet hits him}''

<big>VINCE: %158 
MASTER HAND: 120 HP</big>

''{Vince hits MH with a baseball bat}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ow! ''{grabs Vince and throws him}''

<big>VINCE: %173 
MASTER HAND: 105 HP</big>

''{Vince throws a rock the size of Patrick's computer at MH}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ow! FINGER LASER LIME! ''{shoots lasers out of his fingers at Vince. Vince only gets hit twice.}''

<big>VINCE: %203 
MASTER HAND: 85 HP</big>

''{Vince uses copy and he does finger lasers somehow; Master Hand also gets hit twice}''

<big>VINCE: %203 
MASTER HAND: 55 HP</big>

''{Vince spit out acid at Master H.}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ow! Acid? Where did you get acid? ''{slaps Vince}''

<big>VINCE: %218 
MASTER HAND: 35 HP</big>

''{Vince swallows a dog. Dog vince jumps on MH and bites him}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' OW! Desperation move time! ''{flies into background then attempts to attack Vince like Dragoon in SSBB.}''

<big>VINCE: %218 
MASTER HAND: 15 HP</big>

''{Vince runs and jumps then kicks MH}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' ''{stops when Vince kicks him}'' OOOoooohhhhI'm so dead.

'''SHAO KAHN:''' FINISH HIM! ''{a smash ball appears in front of Vince}''

<big>VINCE: %218 
MASTER HAND: 5 HP</big>

''{Vince grabs the ball. MH turns blue. Music comes out of nowhere}''

'''MUSIC:'''Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window and a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around cause he aint got
Nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue and if I was green I would die

''{MH explodes}''

'''SHAO KAHN:''' VINCE GAGOMAN WINS! FINAL SMASH!

'''MASTER HAND:''' ''{comes back}'' Congratulations! You have just defeated Master Hand! Who is me Your prize is $100,000 and a brand new car! ''{points to a nearby car, which is a red [[Wikipedia:Dodge Viper#Fourth generation ZB (2008–present)|Dodge Viper SRT-10]]}'' The brand-new Dodge Viper SRT-10 has an 8.4 L V10 engine with 600 bhp and 6000 rpm! I don't exactly know what that means, but it's a convertible too!

'''VINCE:''' I prefer a blue Corvette like in the song.

'''MASTER HAND:''' You can use the money to get a blue Corvette!

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