Patrick at 20:11, 29 June 2008

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'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Appears out of nowhere}'' I AM READY TO BATTLE!!!

'''MASTER HAND:''' Hello, Badstray!

'''PATRICK:''' ''{whispers to Master Hand}'' It's Badstar.

'''MASTER HAND:''' I mean Badstar! Welcome to my arena, where it is ever so clean! Are you ready to fight?

'''BADSTAR:''' I was born ready! Bring it on, handy!

'''MASTER HAND:''' Aight! Punch! ''{Master Hand attempts to punch Badstar}''

''{Badstar's proppelor starts spinning. Flies above Master Hand and dodges the punch.}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Wait, are we playing by stamina, or damage?

'''BADSTAR:''' What do you mean?

''{Scene Pauses, Vince walks in}''

'''VG:''' He means if when you get hit, you gain damage, or lose stamina. And while it's paused...

''{Vince draws a mustache on Badstar, then scene unpauses}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Wipes off mustache}'' Damage.

''{Badstar kicks Master Hand.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' KA-KICK!!!

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ack! ''{slaps Badstar}''

<big>BADSTAR: %10 
MASTER HAND: 285 HP</big>

'''BADSTAR:''' Ow! ''{Punches Master Hand three times in a row}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' ''{goes into gun position; shoots Badstar}''

<big>BADSTAR: %25 
MASTER HAND: 276 HP</big>

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Falls down.}'' OW!!! ''{Gets up, lunges at Master Hand, and kicks as hard as he can}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ouch! FINGER LASER TIME! ''{Master Hand shoots lasers out of his fingers at Badstar; he only gets hit 3 times}''

<big>BADSTAR: %37 
MASTER HAND: 255 HP</big>

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Weak. Stumbles forward then falls down on knees. Slowly gets up in pain. Punches Master Hand.}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ha! Is that the best you can do? ''{assist trophy appears near Badstar}'' Oh no.

<big>BADSTAR: %37 
MASTER HAND: 282 HP</big>

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Grabs assist trophy and holds it high above head. The glass dome breaks open and Demyx from KH2 appears}''

'''DEMYX:''' What the crap am I doing here?

'''MASTER HAND:''' Being an open target for my attack. ''{grabs Demyx and throws him offscreen}''

'''BADSTAR:''' YOU... JERK!!! I DIDN'T EVEN GET HIS AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!! ''{Lunges at Master Hand punching and kicking him as hard as he can}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Fine, I'll bring him back. ''{goes offscreen, grabs Demyx, brings him to Badstar}'' Now hurry up, before I change my mind.

<big>BADSTAR: %37 
MASTER HAND: 202 HP</big>

'''DEMYX:''' ''{Pulls out his sitar. Starts playing it}'' DANCE, WATER, DANCE!!! ''{A bunch of water formations that look like Demyx all attack Master Hand. Gives Badstar his autograph and dissapears}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Heh... guess he wasn't too happy about being thrown offscreen...

'''MASTER HAND:''' Apparently. ''{destroys the water Demyxs, or, Watemyxs, or whatever, then punches Badstar}''

<big>BADSTAR: %57 
MASTER HAND: 186 HP</big>

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Falls down. Gets up but falls down on knees}'' ''{Thinking}'' I can't take much more of this... but I can't give up! ''{Gets up. Kicks Master Hand three times in a row}''

<big>BADSTAR: %57 
MASTER HAND: 177 HP</big>

'''SHAO KAHN:''' ''{enters}'' You will die mortal!

'''MASTER HAND:''' Get outta here! ''{throws Shao Kahn offscreen; flies into background, flies into Badstar in fist position}''

<big>BADSTAR: %77 
MASTER HAND: 177 HP</big>

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{In great pain}'' ''{Kicks Master Hand}''

'''SHAO KAHN:''' You'll never win!

'''MASTER HAND:''' Isaidshutup! ''{grabs Shao Kahn and throws him into Badstar}''

<big>BADSTAR: %97 
MASTER HAND: 174 HP</big>

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Attacks Master Hand with all his might}'' DIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

<big>BADSTAR: %97 
MASTER HAND: 114 HP</big>

<big>HEALTH BELOW 150! MASTER HAND POWERED UP!</big>

'''MASTER HAND:''' ''{shoots Badstar 3 times}''

<big>BADSTAR: %127 
MASTER HAND: 114 HP</big>

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Falls to knees again}'' ''{Thinking}'' Well, I've had a good life...

'''SHAO KAHN:''' All too easy!

'''MASTER HAND:''' ''{enraged, Master Hand grabs Shao Kahn and slams him to the ground repeatedly while another assist trophy appears in front of Badstar}''

'''BADSTAR:''' H-huh? ''{Holds assist trophy above head. Who pops out? Guess what; it's Strong Bad! Strong Bad throws Homestar, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Bubs, and Homsar at Master Hand}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' Ack! Ow! Ouch! Groan! Hurting! Ack!

<big>BADSTAR: %127 
MASTER HAND: 14 HP</big>

'''MASTER HAND:''' Oh noes, I'm at 14 hp, I am so freaking dead! So freaking dead!

'''BADSTAR:''' Okay, Handy... as Strong Bad would say..... ITS OVER!!! ''{Attacks Master Hand with the last of his strength.}''

'''MASTER HAND:''' ''{screams painfully as he is exploding; in the middle of his screams, he says "Explosions! Fireworks! End boss defeat! Breaky spiney!"; comes back}'' Congratulations! You have just defeated Master Hand! a.k.a. me Your prize is $100,000 and a free trip anywhere around the world!

'''BADSTAR:''' WHOO-HOO!!!

'''MASTER HAND:''' Now, what are you going to do with the prizes you have won?

'''BADSTAR:''' I'm gonna use the money to go to Disneyland! And I'm gonna take you with me!

'''MASTER HAND:''' You're going to take ''me'' with you? Thanks, but one: I am a giant, floating hand. And two: I beat you to an almost-bloody-pulp-but-not-quite-actually-nevermind-about-the-bloody-pulp-part-I-just-beat-you-to-an-almost-pulp.

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Patrick at 20:11, 29 June 2008