User:Noxigar/PrototypeforaWikihoodepisode - Revision history

Noxigar at 02:04, 25 October 2011

2011-10-25T02:04:47Z

Noxigar at 00:26, 25 October 2011

2011-10-25T00:26:10Z

Noxigar: /* Footnotes */

2011-10-24T22:55:19Z

‎Footnotes

Noxigar at 22:55, 24 October 2011

2011-10-24T22:55:02Z

Noxigar at 22:49, 24 October 2011

2011-10-24T22:49:25Z

Noxigar at 22:48, 24 October 2011

2011-10-24T22:48:32Z

Noxigar: More while I do other shtuff

2011-10-24T22:45:46Z

More while I do other shtuff

Noxigar: I'll be back. A hallmate's BF is being annoying as balls by prioritizing YGO over her. I must get an OTK Deck and fix this

2011-10-24T21:29:04Z

I'll be back. A hallmate's BF is being annoying as balls by prioritizing YGO over her. I must get an OTK Deck and fix this

Noxigar: Let the prototype begin.

2011-10-24T20:57:05Z

Let the prototype begin.

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== Synopsis ==
A day in Noxigar's lab in the upstairs goes wrong when he tries to mix Calculus and Physics together. Awkwardness ensues.

== Transcript ==

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	''{Lex and Chaos both leave. Noxigar gets back up, slightly groaning.}''		''{Lex and Chaos both leave. Noxigar gets back up, slightly groaning.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay. Barbecue aside, I have work to do.
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		+	''{Noxigar sits back on his chair, and notices his centrifuge has finished its business. He takes out the two vials and mixes them together. A puff of smoke ensues, turning into a medium explosion of dust. Noxigar coughs a little blood.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay, bugger that idea. Now to go and wash myself.
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		+	'''Inherent end due to this being somewhat of a short.'''

	== Footnotes ==		== Footnotes ==

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 '''NOXIGAR:''' Time to see about finding another hobby. Boy howdy I'm incomplete.<sup>2</sup>
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 <small>2. In before I start having Noxigar sing "Heartless" by Kanye West. ''In countertenor-attempting-to-emulate-soprano.''</small>

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	<small>1. Unfortunately, I have a very odd sense of humour. Therefore, I feel like I'm just a repertoire of odd references some days. Sure as hell makes it a pain in the ass to talk to people, that's for sure. I like Penny Arcade only a tiny bit due to its inherent randomness, and I used to like Big Bang Theory until Season 3 pretty much made later episodes worse.</small>		<small>1. Unfortunately, I have a very odd sense of humour. Therefore, I feel like I'm just a repertoire of odd references some days. Sure as hell makes it a pain in the ass to talk to people, that's for sure. I like Penny Arcade only a tiny bit due to its inherent randomness, and I used to like Big Bang Theory until Season 3 pretty much made later episodes worse.</small>

−	<small>2. In before I start having Noxigar sing "Heartless" by Kanye West. ''In countertenor-attempting-to-emulate-soprano.''</~~sup~~>	+	<small>2. In before I start having Noxigar sing "Heartless" by Kanye West. ''In countertenor-attempting-to-emulate-soprano.''</small>

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 ''{Noxigar takes out a yellow knife. He then throws it randomly. It ends up hitting a poster, ripping it in two.}''
 == Footnotes ==
 <small>1. Unfortunately, I have a very odd sense of humour. Therefore, I feel like I'm just a repertoire of odd references some days. Sure as hell makes it a pain in the ass to talk to people, that's for sure. I like Penny Arcade only a tiny bit due to its inherent randomness, and I used to like Big Bang Theory until Season 3 pretty much made later episodes worse.</small>

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	== Footnotes ==		== Footnotes ==
−	<small>1. Unfortunately, I have a very odd sense of humour. Therefore, I feel like I'm just a repertoire of odd references some days. Sure as hell makes it a pain in the ass to talk to people, that's for sure.</small>	+	<small>1. Unfortunately, I have a very odd sense of humour. Therefore, I feel like I'm just a repertoire of odd references some days. Sure as hell makes it a pain in the ass to talk to people, that's for sure. I like Penny Arcade only a tiny bit due to its inherent randomness, and I used to like Big Bang Theory until Season 3 pretty much made later episodes worse.</small>

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 ''{Cut back to Noxigar, who is waiting on the centrifuge for an extra two minutes by taking out a sketchbook. He draws something, but the camera never focuses on the drawing.}''
-'''NOXIGAR:''' I feel like I'm telling jokes better-suited for Penny Arcade or ''{shudders}'' Big Bang Theory.
+'''NOXIGAR:''' I feel like I'm telling jokes better-suited for Penny Arcade or ''{shudders}'' Big Bang Theory. <sup>1</sup>
 ''{Noxigar takes out a yellow knife. He then throws it randomly. It ends up hitting a poster, ripping it in two.}''

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 ''{Noxigar looks at his hand. He rolls his eyes.}''
-'''NOXIGAR:''' Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon AGAIN? The last time I tried that Lex ended up killing good ol' Skittles and then eating his remains. If I recall correctly, Lex couldn't get up for several hours because of the flames inside the dragon making it hard to ingest the food.
+'''NOXIGAR:''' This card '''again'''? Summoning this already got me in trouble ''once''...
 ''{Noxigar looks at a clock.}''
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 '''NOXIGAR:''' Hey, guys! Anything seem to be the trouble?

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	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==
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		+	''{Cut to Noxigar in his lab in the upstairs portion of the Wikihood house.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Alright, now let's see what Magic: the Gathering card I attempt to replicate for the purposes of having a housemate who won't mess up Lex and Chaos' peculiar yet interesting relationship with one another.
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		+	''{Noxigar madly cackles. He shuffles a Deck of one-hundred-thirty-something cards, then shuffles again. He draws seven cards.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Those two are an amusing sight.
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		+	''{Noxigar looks at his hand. He rolls his eyes.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon AGAIN? The last time I tried that Lex ended up killing good ol' Skittles and then eating his remains. If I recall correctly, Lex couldn't get up for several hours because of the flames inside the dragon making it hard to ingest the food.
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		+	''{Noxigar looks at a clock.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Ah, damn. I have to go to tutoring-
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		+	''{Noxigar hears Lex and Chaos argue again.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Ah, damn I have to go be supportive and ensure they don't get into a fight. They'll mess up the house again. And I still haven't cleaned the garage since the last time they fought.
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		+	''{Noxigar sighs.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' In order to improve my performance in both Physics and Calculus, I'll have to ensure I can maintain my time in both. So... let's see... Ah! I'll mix a Physics book and a Calculus book together. Or at least a page from each.
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		+	''{Noxigar pulls a lever near his desk. Part of the wall in his lab horizontally tilts, opening a path for him to enter. He enters, and finds two books. One is of Newtonian Physics, and another is of Differential Calculus.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Everything I must do is integral to ensuring stability.
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		+	''{Noxigar takes out a page from each book, then looks right at the camera.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Dusk, you know I took notes for these classes. My books are expendable and duplicated with ease. What do you think I do during my breaks from household chores?
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		+	''{Noxigar smirks.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' And now...
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		+	''{Noxigar gets a lighter and sets each page on fire. Getting a magnifying glass' lens and ripping it out from the magnifying glass, he catches the ashes. He divides the ashes meticulously into two piles, and places one pile in a Nitrate compound. The other goes into a Hydrate compound. He then places each in a centrifuge for five minutes. He then heads downstairs, seeing Lex and Chaos.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Hey, guys! Anything seem to be the trouble?