User:Noxigar/ChaosPilotRemake - Revision history

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← Older revision		Revision as of 02:25, 15 August 2019
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	''{Lex and Chaos enter Surreal Cereals.}''		''{Lex and Chaos enter Surreal Cereals.}''
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		+	== Ultimate Verdict ==
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		+	This remake was dropped partway through, because of a stark realization that most of this will play almost identically to Current Wikihood, and otherwise the differences are minor.

← Older revision		Revision as of 00:04, 14 August 2019
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	''{The camera pans to Surreal Cereals, a building. Cut to Chaos and Lex in front of it.}''		''{The camera pans to Surreal Cereals, a building. Cut to Chaos and Lex in front of it.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Do ya really want t' go in?
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Lex, this is probably the coolest part of Towningdale so far.
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		+	'''LEX:''' But there's museums, and other historic monuments, and a trolley system! I don't see how a cereal cafe would top all o'-
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Well, it does for ''me.''
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		+	''{Short pause. Lex sighs in disbelief.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Alright, we'll go in...
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		+	''{Lex and Chaos enter Surreal Cereals.}''

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:21, 7 August 2019
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	'''CHAOS:''' Oh, son of a bitch!		'''CHAOS:''' Oh, son of a bitch!

−	''{Cut to a montage of Lex and Chaos running around different parts of Towningdale.}''	+	''{Cut to a montage of Lex and Chaos running around different parts of Towningdale. Along the way, Chaos bumps into an unknown person near a park, who was holding some sheets of paper. Both of them fall down, causing the papers to be let go. The papers also fall on the ground, and get damaged slightly.}''
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		+	'''?????:''' Oh jeez, I didn't see you there! I'm so so so so sorry! I-
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Watch where you're going, dumbass!
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		+	'''?????:''' Hang on-
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		+	''{The sheets of paper from earlier go flying, due to a gust of wind. The unknown person goes after them.}''
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		+	'''?????:''' No, no, no, no! Come back!
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		+	''{Lex catches the sheets of paper, coming back onscreen.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Are ya alright, mon?
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		+	'''?????:''' Uh, thanks. And I should be okay. Just ran into your friend, I think...
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		+	''{Lex gives the sheets of paper back. They look more worse for wear than before.}''
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		+	'''?????:''' I'll gladly pay you back when I can! I've got a job interview in twenty minutes!
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		+	'''LEX:''' Don't worry about it, an' good luck!
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		+	''{The unknown person runs off. Chaos looks at Lex oddly.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Why did you help him?
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		+	'''LEX:''' It saved us some time.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Well, now all the energy I had for running is completely spent. Anything cool nearby, like a museum or something?
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		+	''{Lex stops to ponder.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Recently, a cereal cafe opened...
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		+	''{The camera pans to Surreal Cereals, a building. Cut to Chaos and Lex in front of it.}''

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	'''CHAOS:''' Oh, son of a bitch!		'''CHAOS:''' Oh, son of a bitch!
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		+	''{Cut to a montage of Lex and Chaos running around different parts of Towningdale.}''

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	'''LEX:''' 'Ang on, I forgot my wallet...		'''LEX:''' 'Ang on, I forgot my wallet...

−	''{Lex and Chaos exit Katyusha's, and head towards the ice cream truck.}''	+	''{Lex and Chaos exit Katyusha's, and head towards the ice cream truck. They enter the back of the truck, which contains multiple packages and tupperwares. Lex rifles through them, and finds his wallet.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' There it is!
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' What's all this?
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		+	'''LEX:''' Th' truck's a second 'ome o' sorts.
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		+	''{Chaos keeps looking around. He notices a red BMX, in almost-pristine condition.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Oh, cool. Sweet bike!
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		+	'''LEX:''' Yeah. Y'know, it was an odd situation. I had to trade some paper for it, but...
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		+	''{Chaos looks blankly at Lex, and then remembers about the Heist money.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' ''{thinking}'' Oh, shit. I should've remembered Lex wasn't good with currency. Ah, fuck, now I feel like an asshole for having yelled at him about our current living situation...
		+
		+	''{Chaos closes his eyes.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Hey, uh, Lex? I... I owe you an apology.
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		+	'''LEX:''' Oh? Wh-
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' About earlier, when I yelled at you about our current present. I forgot that... wait, you said paper, right?
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		+	'''LEX:''' Yeah. It was 'eavy n' everythin'.
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		+	''{Chaos opens his eyes, looking concernedly at Lex.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' ...So, it was basically free? The bike, I mean.
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		+	'''LEX:''' Well, I still 'ad to trade. The kid said 'is dad could finally get medical treatment, or whatever.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' ...with paper.
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		+	''{Chaos contemplates, for a few seconds.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' ''{thinking}'' Lex definitely didn't understand that said "paper" was the key part of that whole Heist. Or, if he did, maybe that's why he judges me. Fuck, that makes this even worse!
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		+	''{Lex looks at Chaos with a raised brow.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Are... ya alright?
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' A lot's been on my mind. Y'know, with prison and all... ''{sighs}'' I forgot the bigger picture. I'm basically free, so I need to lighten my load the same way that got you a sweet bike.
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		+	''{The screen freezes.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' ''{thinking}'' Today's definitely not my lucky day. How the hell do I tell Lex how important the "paper" was without being an insensitive douche? Maybe it's just better if I drop it...
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		+	''{The screen unfreezes. Chaos and Lex walk back to the front of Katyusha's.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' So, are you ready?
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		+	''{Lex starts running, taking off quickly. Chaos blinks, for a bit, before he attempts to follow suit.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Oh, son of a bitch!

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	'''GARFIELD:''' Thanks for the pierogi, Konstantin!		'''GARFIELD:''' Thanks for the pierogi, Konstantin!

−	''{The door closes.}''	+	''{The door closes. Time skips to 7:00 AM, where an alarm plays to the tune of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIxDpvjJr0 Mr. Blue Sky, by ELO.] As the song plays, Lex is seen in his pajamas, getting up and brushing his teeth. Likewise, Chaos is seen trying to sleep but failing horribly as a result of the alarm's loudness. Lex dances to the music, as he makes his way towards the living room. The song abruptly stops, once a pillow collides with Lex's face.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' HOLY FUCK, LEX! COULD YOU MAYBE PIPE DOWN!? SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
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		+	'''LEX:''' It's 7:00 in the morning.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' THAT'S STILL WAY TOO EARLY FOR THIS!
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		+	'''LEX:''' Today is Sunday.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' OH, GODS...
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		+	''{Chaos sighs}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' ...damn it... I missed Saturday...
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		+	'''LEX:''' Did you sleep at all last night?
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Hardly. I don't even think Garfield would be up by this time.
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		+	''{Cut to Garfield, in the kitchen. He is cooking something.}''
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' I've been up since 5:00.
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		+	''{Cut back to Lex and Chaos, in the living room.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' How do you guys do it?
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		+	'''LEX:''' We usually have work that starts early in the morn.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Ah, so you're weird. Got any plans, Lex?
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		+	'''LEX:''' A morning run is the first thing I plan to do today.
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' Make sure you have something to eat first!
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Whatcha got, anyway?
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' Bacon, eggs, grits, sausage, toast, and jam.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' No cool nickname for that?
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' It's not that drastically different from someone else's standard American breakfast, but I do try to be creative with how I arrange the food on the plate! Sometimes I make a happy face with the eggs and bacon. Other times, I attempt to recreate stills of famous movie scenes. I've considered calling it "the Garfield Special," if that is to your liking.
		+
		+	'''CHAOS:''' Oh.
		+
		+	''{Short pause. Then, fast-forward to the three eating the breakfast Garfield cooked.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' What did I miss, while I was at prison?
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		+	''{Garfield's eating slows, as his eyes gaze upon Chaos with curiosity.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Quite a lot. I'll have to bring you up to speed sometime soon.
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' So you've been to prison? What for, exactly?
		+
		+	''{Lex looks nervous.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Trying to live a fast life full of cash, and failing horribly.
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' Fast life? Why would you want that?
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Because with money, you get power. And when you get power, you get hot elf servants. And when you get hot elf servants, you're on top of the world.
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' Easy there, Scarface.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' I'm sorry, was that a movie reference or something? I don't get it.
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' I'm not sure how you could miss a reference of such an iconic classic.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' I didn't miss the reference, I just didn't care for it. What's with you and pop culture, anyway?
		+
		+	''{Fast-forward; Chaos and Garfield bicker at each other, while Lex's nervousness intensifies.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Hey, tell ya what, Chaos? Why don't I let ya join me on my run? I can introduce ya t' some o' my friends, show you all around the city?
		+
		+	''{Chaos turns his attention to Lex, while Garfield ceases talking.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' That sounds perfect!
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		+	''{Lex gestures at Garfield.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' You're also invited, Garf.
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' I'm afraid I'll have to take a pass. I have some work obligations I'd like to finish early. I'm sure I'll be going outside later on after that, but I appreciate the offer all the same.
		+
		+	''{Lex gets up.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Alrighty. We'll, uh, see ya later.
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		+	''{Chaos follows suit, with Garfield looking indifferent to it all. They head downstairs, with Lex checking his pockets.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' 'Ang on, I forgot my wallet...
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		+	''{Lex and Chaos exit Katyusha's, and head towards the ice cream truck.}''

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 '''VOLKOV:''' Privet, Lex!
-'''LEX:''' Privet!
+'''LEX:''' Privet, Volkov!
 '''VOLKOV:''' Pierogies?
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 '''CHAOS:''' I'll begin planning tomorrow...
-''{Chaos goes over to the couch, sits on it, and reaches for the glass of Naminade. He then begins guzzling it.}''
+''{Chaos goes over to the couch, sits on it, and reaches for the glass of Naminade. He then begins guzzling it. A few minutes later, a knock can be heard on the door. Lex answers, and finds Volkov with two trays of pierogis.}''

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 '''GARFIELD:''' Uh, yeah.
-''{It's not Chaos' turn to be in pensive thought.}''
+''{It's now Chaos' turn to be in pensive thought.}''
 '''CHAOS:''' Permit me a moment, won't you?

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	'''CHAOS:''' I've never heard of him.		'''CHAOS:''' I've never heard of him.

−	''{Garfield strokes his chin for a moment, in pensive thought.}''	+	''{Garfield strokes his chin for a moment, in pensive thought. He then gestures to a cardboard cutout of Nicholas Cage.}''
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' I met Nicholas Cage once, at an auction! I was trying-
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' I can admit I don't care too much about the circumstances in which you met him, but... Nic Cage? Really?
		+
		+	'''GARFIELD:''' Uh, yeah.
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		+	''{It's not Chaos' turn to be in pensive thought.}''
		+
		+	'''CHAOS:''' Permit me a moment, won't you?
		+
		+	'''GARFIELD:''' Uhhhhhhhh, sure!
		+
		+	''{Chaos exits Garfield's room.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Great. So I'm in an apartment with two idiots. Maybe I can use this to my advantage...
		+
		+	''{Chaos continues his pensive thinking, then he gazes over to a glass of Naminade next to the couch.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' I'll begin planning tomorrow...
		+
		+	''{Chaos goes over to the couch, sits on it, and reaches for the glass of Naminade. He then begins guzzling it.}''