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<p>Created page with &quot;== Synopsis == Somehow I got the idea to maybe introduce Wikihood with two dumbass mobsters. I didn&#039;t get very far. == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Cut to two mobsters, in a car. They...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Synopsis ==<br /> <br /> Somehow I got the idea to maybe introduce Wikihood with two dumbass mobsters. I didn't get very far.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to two mobsters, in a car. They are driving along a road, for some time, in silence. Zoom out to show the location in which they're driving; it's along a bridge between Towningdale, and San Crystal-balls.}''<br /> <br /> '''??????:''' Giuliano, is everything okay?<br /> <br /> '''GIULIANO:''' I'm just fine, Rosato.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Giuliano, who appears to be reading a newspaper headliner. Rosato's eyes are firmly affixed to the road.}''<br /> <br /> '''ROSATO:''' That's good. The Boss will want us in Towningdale soon.<br /> <br /> '''GIULIANO:''' We definitely don't want him to wait on us. <br /> <br /> ''{Giuliano's stomach growls, much to his frustration. Rosato lets out an audible sigh in response.}''<br /> <br /> '''ROSATO:''' Jesus, Giuliano. How fast is your metabolism?!<br /> <br /> '''GIULIANO:''' I dunno! I just ate four hotdogs thirty minutes ago!<br /> <br /> '''ROSATO:''' Wait, I thought we only paid for two.<br /> <br /> '''GIULIANO:''' I nabbed a few extra, since I wanted to be sure we got to The Boss on time. I didn't want us to have to make another pit stop. God only knows we'd be lost if we had to stop by a Burger King around here...<br /> <br /> '''ROSATO:''' I appreciate your forward-thinking, but we can't go around causing trouble. Next time, make sure your sleight of hand isn't for something small as something from Joe The Hotdog Guy.<br /> <br /> '''GIULIANO:''' Was... that his name?<br /> <br /> '''ROSATO:''' Yes. He was complaining about how Bugs Bunny fucked his wife, during... say, what were we looking for, back in San Crystal-balls?<br /> <br /> '''GIULIANO:''' It's that casino from three years ago...<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom to the newspaper. The headline on it reads, &quot;Happy Renovation Of The Fortunate Lady.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''GIULIANO:''' ''{offscreen}'' Apparently, it was robbed.<br /> <br /> ''{Pan downwards, to a paragraph which reads about how it had been robbed by &quot;Felix Zabat&quot; three years ago. Then, cut back upwards to Rosato and Giuliano.}''<br /> <br /> '''ROSATO:''' Yeah, by that one guy... wasn't his name Heathcliff?<br /> <br /> '''GUILIANO:''' Before reading this, I thought it'd be Garfield! Or maybe Sylvester, given the guy's digs in the old picture. But, no, it's Felix. Felix Zabat.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a mugshot of Felix Zabat, on the next page of the newspaper.}''<br /> <br /> '''GIULIANO:''' I never knew a fella who had red eyes before. Never thought he'd have raven hair, though I can see streaks of blonde... this combination doesn't match his pale skin at all!<br /> <br /> '''ROSATO:''' What, you think he might be a vampire or somethin'?<br /> <br /> '''GIULIANO:''' It's... possible.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Giuliano's face. He looks nervous.}''<br /> <br /> '''GIULIANO:''' Look, all I know is I wouldn't wanna run into him, ever...<br /> <br /> ''{End.}''</div>

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