https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=User%3ALucian_Summers%2FToons%2F2014TrailerUser:Lucian Summers/Toons/2014Trailer - Revision history2026-04-09T11:02:23ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=User:Lucian_Summers/Toons/2014Trailer&diff=186912&oldid=prevLucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel Emails: The Returnening''' They're back! '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Offscreen Announcer, Strong Bad, Fang, Bubs, Strong Sad, Marzipan, Zarel, Strong Mad, The...'2014-01-14T03:27:19Z<p>Created page with ''''Zarel Emails: The Returnening''' They're back! '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Offscreen Announcer, Strong Bad, Fang, Bubs, Strong Sad, Marzipan, Zarel, Strong Mad, The...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel Emails: The Returnening'''<br />
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They're back!<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Offscreen Announcer, Strong Bad, Fang, Bubs, Strong Sad, Marzipan, Zarel, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Pter, Homestar Runner, Foxx<br />
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'''Places:''' Dining Room, Bubs' Concession Stand, Marzipan's Gazebo, The Field, The Roomy-Vac, Strongbadia, The Locker Room, Marshmallow's Last Stand<br />
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'''Page Title:''' Now with 30% less calories!<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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''{Cut to a black screen, with the Offscreen Announcer's words appearing on screen. This happens each time the Offscreen Announcer speaks.}''<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER:''' They're back, in a way you've never seen them before!<br />
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''{Cut to Dining Room, Strong Bad lifts his head up from reading a newspaper.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you say "mounds of gold?!"<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER:''' After two years of inactivity...<br />
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''{Cut to Fang at Bubs' Concession Stand}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' ''{points to Bubs}'' I believe your evidence is forged!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' But I was trying to sell you plastic forks!<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER:''' And two years of more inactivity...<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Sad at Marzipan's Gazebo}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' How many times must I do this until you're satisfied?<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Now do it right this time, like ''he'' used to!<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER:''' They're finally back.<br />
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''{Cut to a close-up of Zarel's face. He's shaking while alarm sounds play.}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' She's going down, Captain!<br />
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''{Pan out to see Strong Mad holding a large cardboard box, which Zarel was sitting in, pretending to fly a plane. The Cheat is holding a boombox with an alarm sound playing.}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Forget it, this sucks.<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{dejectedly}'' Aw...<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER:''' Zarel Emails is back!<br />
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''{Cut to Zarel at the Roomy-Vac, checking an email}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel2"><br />
<div>subject: paper plate</div><br />
Zarel<br><br />
Whats your favorite kind of paper plate<br><br />
Johnny<br />
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''{Zarel has already typed: "Well isn't this an interesting question. Do I even use paper plates? There was that one time where I had one at Strong Bad's birthday party when we were in our hot prime, and that one was pretty cool.}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' But if I had to choose a personal favorite of all of the ones I've used...<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER:''' New characters!<br />
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''{Cut to Pter at Bubs'}''<br />
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'''PTER:''' But I've been on-<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER:''' New stages!<br />
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''{Cut to Zarel in Strongbadia holding his fist in the air}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Shenanigans!<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER:''' New downloadable costumes for Zarel and Fang when you pre-order from Gamestop!<br />
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''{Cut to The Locker Room, Zarel and Fang are obscured by shower curtains}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{scared}'' AHH, my skin!<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER:''' And of course, pop culture references up the nose! ''{The word nose turns lime green and drips as if it were snot}''<br />
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''{Cut to Homestar Runner and Foxx at Marshmallow's Last Stand. Foxx is seething mad.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I question thee, Foxx, what do y-<br />
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''{Foxx cuts off Homestar's sentence by hitting him with a metal baseball bat.}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' NO!<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN EMAILS:''' Zarel Emails! Returning 2014 and maybe staying for a few weeks! Or months. Who knows? I don't.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*I dunno.</div>Lucian Summers