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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
BIRTHDAY<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Ekul, Tandy, C11, Coach Z, Homeschool, Loyalshot, Marty, Kyves, guards<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{Ekul is at the Control Cylender, but instead of his trademark jacket, he is wearing Okul's. He gets up and walks into his room, and gets on his tandy}''<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Tandy, nobody remebered it was my birthday today...<br />
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<blockquote class= "tandy email"><br />
Hmm... I wouldn't worry about it too much, seeing as nobody celebrates my day of release.<br />
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'''EKUL:''' ''{Sighs}'' Oh well... I suppose I should answer an email...<br />
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<blockquote class= "tandy email">Dear Ekul,<br><br />
Why don't you take all your li'l pals on a snipe hunt?<br><br />
~Swoosh<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''EKUL:''' that is a good birthday idea. I think I know a bit about sni-<br />
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''{Suddenly, he gets hit by a bullet. Kyves is in the upstairs of Ekul's room with a sniper rifle. He takes out a walkie talkie}''<br />
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'''KYVES:''' This is Sunbird to the Green Rapping. Sunbird to Green Rapping. Target pwned and aloned. Commence plan "Omega-Epsilon-Delta-Theta-Gamma-Psi-Mu-Omnicron-Lambda-GoEkulIt'syourbirthday-Alpha-Pi-Xi-Eta-Nu-Zeta-Iota"<br />
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'''GREEN RAPPING:''' Rorger that. Uh, remind me not to let Loyalshot make the plan names againymoire.<br />
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'''KYVES:''' Yeah. F'real.<br />
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''{Cut to Ekul laying down in a bed. He gets up to see he is in a strange room and he is wearing his Tux}''<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Whoa! Where the crap am I?<br />
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''{Ekul opens up the door and is surrounded by big buff guards. The first one that speaks sounds like Arnold Shwartzenegger}''<br />
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'''GUARD:''' I am under strict orders not to let you go.<br />
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''{A box below says}''<br />
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<blockquote><br />
*You'll have to fight me first!<br />
*I'll pay you!<br />
*PLEASE LET ME GO!<br />
*''{Turns around and goes back into cell}''<br />
*What's going on?<br />
*What should I do?<br />
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''{A cursor highlights "What should I do now?}''<br />
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'''GUARD:''' Maybe there's a secret passage in your room?<br />
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''{Ekul goes back inside. A certain ceiling tile glows}''<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Ahah!<br />
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''{Ekul climbs on top of his dresser and opens the tile, then slides through. He sees a light ahead and climbs to it. He seees a meeting, but the only people he can see in the meeting is a blue shirt and Kyves.}''<br />
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'''VOICE:''' ...But what should I put in for him?<br />
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'''OTHER VOICE:''' It's your own fault you waited for the last minute. You take your money, and leave.<br />
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''{Ekul falls out of the ceiling and lands on the table}''<br />
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'''KYVES:''' NO! How much did you hear?<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Enough to know that you're up to no good!<br />
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''{zoom out to see Loyalshot, Marty, Homeschool, C11 and Coach Z as well}''<br />
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'''MARTY:''' Umm... you sure don't SOUND like you've heard us discussing our birthday plan-<br />
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'''LOYALSHOT:''' SHUT UP! DETAIN HIM!<br />
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''{Several guards come in and start beating him over the head with a rubber hose.}''<br />
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'''EKUL:''' OW! OUCH! AH! AUGH! AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHGHGHHGHGGHHGHGHGmercurymercury.<br />
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''{Cut to his cell again. He is handcuffed to the wall. The door opens and the guard comes in}''<br />
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'''GUARD:''' You're time has come. Get ready for the experience of your life...<br />
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''{He takes Ekul and leads him into a dark room. The lights turn on. It's a restroom. The guard hand cuffs him to the towel rack.}''<br />
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'''GUARD:''' I have to use the rest room really bad first.<br />
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''{Ekul waits for a while. Eventually he yawns. Finnally, you hear a flushing and the guard comes back in view, washing his hands. Then they head back to the hall. They enter another hall, then go into a dark room. Then lights come on and it's very colorful with baloons and banners. Kyves, C11, Marty, Loyalshot, Homeschool and Coach Z are all there.}''<br />
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'''KYVES:''' SUPRISE<br><br />
'''C11:'''Borp!<br><br />
'''MARTY:''' HAPPY BIRTHDAY!<br><br />
'''COACH Z:''' HAPPY BORTHDAY!<br><br />
'''LOYALSHOT:''' NICE BIRTHDAY! <br><br />
'''HOMESCHOOL:''' HAVE AN ELATIVE DATE OF ORIGIN!<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Oh man. This is so cliché. I mean... I can think of at least a few other incedences. I can't remember thet though.<br />
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'''MARTY:''' Then why do you care? COME ON! Let's have fun!<br />
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''{Cut to a computer console. Everyone is standing around it.}''<br />
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'''C11:''' Beep-<br />
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'''KYVES:''' Nobody can understand you except almost everyone here. Let me explain. C11 has gotten the cats in the Catrix to let us use a section of it for your birthday.<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Then, everyone, what are we waiting for? DIVE!<br />
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''{Everyone holds their fists out an blue circles form at their feet. Cut to a field. Ekul appears, the Kyves appears. Then C11, Loyalshot, Homeschool and Coach Z appear. A strange message appears in the ground}''<br />
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<blockquote><br />
The Catrix has you.<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Cool! Did you do that for me?<br />
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'''KYVES:''' I sure did!<br />
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'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I arranged for a few activities for us to do. The first-<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' XYZZY!<br />
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''{Suddenly, the ground opens up, and they start falling. Cut to all the team laying on the floor. Ekul slowly gets up}''<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Aahh... that was fun. <br />
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''{Kyves gets up, too, followed by Homeschool. Marty gets up next, followed by Loyalshot, then Coach Z}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' That was fun when I shouted "Xyzzy".<br />
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'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Yeah. But that wasn't on schedule.<br />
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'''MARTY:''' I think the Catrix recording system broke when the floor opened up.<br />
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''{A bell rings}''<br />
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'''LOYALSHOT:''' Ooh! That'll be the cake! <br />
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'''EKUL:''' Where did you order it from?<br />
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'''KYVES:''' We ordered it from the Haxron Teleron IV Universe, Cake-minato Hut.<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Excellent!<br />
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''{Cut to a dining room, where remnants of cake is laying around. Kyves stands up}''<br />
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'''KYVES:''' It's time for the presenting of our gifts!<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Sweet!<br />
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''{Loyalshot comes to the front}''<br />
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'''LOYALSHOT: '''Here.<br />
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''{Loyalshot hands Ekul a strange pair of lenzes.}''<br />
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'''LOYALSHOT:''' These can peer through certain things.<br />
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''{Ekul puts them on top of his own lenzes, and they merge}''<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Cool! Thanks!<br />
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''{Coach Z hands Ekul an MP3 player}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Here you gor!<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Fun!<br />
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'''C11:''' Dorp.<br />
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''{C11 hands him a mechanical gaget}''<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Thanks.<br />
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''{Homeschool hands Ekul two strange gagets}''<br />
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'''HOMESCHOOL:''' These are Tractor beams, but they act similar to grappeling hooks.<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Whoa! Cool!<br />
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''{Kyves hands Ekul his normal robe}''<br />
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'''EKUL:''' What the-?<br />
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'''KYVES:''' It can turn invisible among other things now!<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Ooh! Wow! I wondered why I was in a tuxedo!<br />
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'''MARTY:''' I got you this:<br />
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''{Marty hands him an amulet}''<br />
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'''MARTY:''' It can cause heightened psychic powers<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Oh wow. How-<br />
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'''MARTY:''' I stole it off the guy who killed you in my universe!<br />
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'''EKUL:''' Whoa... well, that's about it guys. Thank you so much...<br />
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''{The classic paper comes down}''<br />
== Easter Eggs ==<br />
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== Fun facts ==<br />
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{{Ekul/Email}}</div>
Super Sam