Super Sam: 2 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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== Overview ==
Taking out the alien invaders...

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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Ekul, Kyves, Tandy, C11, Coach Z, Homeschool, Loyalshot, Marty,Klanxklankla, various aliens, Gritlenchlamp, Dark Skinned Ekul, Light skinned Nived, Theta, Darlinite, Darlon, Mysterious penguins

== Transcript ==
''{Ekul is outside with his two guns out, in front of his Trash Can. Kyves is sitting next to him, swords drawn}''

'''KYVES:''' ...So then I said, "You seem to have that problem yourself, wierdo." That's when he started yelling at me, saying things that would give a gangster a heart attack.

'''EKUL:''' So that's why we're out here.

'''KYVES:''' No, I'm not done yet. That's when he calls a bounty hunter, and he starts shooting at me. In trying to protect myself, I accedentally knocked him off the building. He may have survived, I don't know. Probably did. But his older brother probably didn't think so, and he came after me.

'''EKUL:''' Okay, is THAT the reason we're out here?

'''KYVES:''' No, shut up. So anyway, back in the city, he finds me, and we start fighting. He starts to win and gets me to the edge of a building, puts his boot on my head, and his gun at my heart. I start shocking him and he convulses. He falls out of the way and drops some form of plutonium on me and I gain magnetic super powers somehow. Since he has bounty hunter armor on, I shoot him off... right into a ship, which crash lands, but apparently nobody was hurt, since they file out to face me.

''{Ekul yawns}''

'''EKUL:''' So is that why we're here?

'''KYVES:''' Wait! There's more!

'''EKUL:''' Forget it. I don't think I want to know anymore. Tell me if any assassins or assassinators come.

''{Ekul climbs into the Trash Can. Cut to his room. He walks over to the tandy}''

<blockquote class= "tandy email">
Email time?
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Yeah, yeah. Just bring 'er up.

<blockquote class= "tandy email">Exactly is it possible to think a little Ekul and rememberence forms/your in regard to all exciting things which you/your which transfers the paper which future needs causes? <br>
<br>

If this turns to Engrish, regrettable, <br>
Chwoka which is Chwoka because of me</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' ''{reads Email}'' I can only assume you're asking why come I don't remember what I going to be like when I turn into a future form. Well, there's some important science in that. I remember what I am like subconsiously, and gradually retain my memories with age of my current form. Now, my knowlege stays the same. Another thing, is that I always forget everything about my current and later forms that would create a paradox while I am transforming. I do know that I will gain a new human partner soon... Well, I know you don't like tangents, but you asked for-

'''KYVES:''' ''{offscreen}'' WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

'''EKUL:''' Crap.

''{Ekul, C11, Coach Z, Homeschool, Loyalshot and Marty run out of the Trash Can. Kyves is surrounded by some strange alien creatures}''

'''EKUL:''' Crap.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' If I understand this situation, we're surrounded by the aliens who kidnapped me and have come to kidnap me again?

'''EKUL:''' No, they're here to kill a Kyvesing bird.

'''KYVES:''' Never call me that again.

''{A guy comes up to them. His voice is very whiny, nasally and annoying}''

'''BAD GUY:''' Hey guys. We're going to take your stuff and kill you.

'''EKUL:''' GAACK! YOUR VOICE!

'''NASALLY GUY:''' What? My voice? How about the ozone layer...

'''LOYALSHOT:''' KILL ME! JUST DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!!!

'''NASALLY GUY:''' My name is Klanxklankla.

'''KYVES:''' SHUT UP!

''{Kyves shoots his swords out and tries to slice Klanxklankla in half. Instead, he falls on the floor, writhing}''

'''KLANXKLANKLA:''' Ha ha ha. Anyone angry within nine yards or meters, depending on the country you're from, will be hit with a blow. But sadly that means if I get an-

'''ANOTHER ALIEN:''' Shut up, Klanxklankla. You're going to-

''{Suddenly he falls to the ground in agony. The guy behind him looks around and grabs his neck so that it looks like he was the one who did it.}''

'''YET ANOTHER ALIEN:''' Um... I gave him a neck pinch.

''{Suddenly a leader-looking one comes out}''

'''LEADER:''' Hmph. You still can't get near us.

'''EKUL:''' Oh really, pinheads? I was just thinking the other day how stupid you guys acted in Metaltopia...

''{An alien falls down in agony}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Yeah! And you couldn't even capture what you guys call "A scrawny geek". I mean, that's really pathet-

'''LEADER:''' Stop.

''{The leader pulls out a gun-looking thing}''

'''MARTY:''' What kind of treachery is this going to be?

''{The gun-looking thing turns out to be a coat rack. He puts it down and puts his coat on it}''

'''LOYALSHOT:''' ''{Whispering}'' Okay guys, that thing must be a sheild generator or master weapon.

''{The bad guy gets something out of his pocket. It seems to be a mini TV. It turns on. You don't see the screen, but Ekul, C11, Coach Z, Homeschool, Loyalshot, Kyves and Marty apparently do.}''

'''EKUL:''' AAAAAAAUUUGHH!

'''KYVES:''' Oh man. I am going to hurl...

'''MARTY:''' I CAN'T WATCH!

'''COACH Z:''' GET ME AWAY!!!

'''LOYALSHOT:''' THIS IS TORCHER!

'''C11:''' Yorp.

''{Suddenly Ekul, C11, Coach Z, Homeschool, Loyalshot and Marty fall to the ground with pain and some start twitching}''

'''LEADER:''' Now you will see how hate can be a powerful friend...

'''KYVES:''' THEN WHY DO YOU MAKE IT HURT US?!?

'''LEADER:''' Because you guys are not hating. You're mad. I'm hating you guys right now and don't feel a thing.

'''EKUL:''' So it senses the tension and not the hate?

'''LEADER:''' Yes, but be mad please. I bet you are angry about the reruns of Strong Bad's kid show.

''{Suddenly a machine in the middle gets hit with a gun. Kyves' ship comes down and Kyves, Ekul, C11, Coach Z, Homeschool, Loyalshot and Marty get up}''

'''EKUL:''' Thanks Kyves.

'''KYVES:''' No problem. I'm an optimist so I pretended to twitch while I controlled the ship.

'''RANDOM ALIEN:''' Lord Ritlenchlamp, it's gone.

'''RITLENCHLAMP:'''' DANG! Kill them the less fun way.

'''EKUL:''' Uh oh. SPLIT UP!

''{Ekul, C11, Homeschool and Marty jump inside the Trash Can. Kyves, Loyalshot and Coach Z jump inside his ship. A portal appears above the Trash Can. Cut to the Trash Can}''

'''EKUL:''' I am so glad we fixed the Trash Can just yesterday. Let's go...

''{Ekul types something onto the Central Control Cylender. Cut back outside. Kyves' ship flies through the portal. Cut to a ship, then cut to the inside of it.}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' This is the very ship I was captured with!

'''EKUL:''' Which is why we should sabotage it!

'''MARTY:''' I just hope it works.

''{Kyves ship comes through a portal outside. Cut to inside it}''

'''COACH Z:''' They've sensed we're orp here. I dorn't know what you and Ekul have plornned-

'''KYVES:''' Don't worry. Now that C11's not here I can turn on my illegally crafted "Luckwatch"

'''LOYALSHOT:''' YOU HAVE A LUCKWATCH?! Aww man! Larrad and co. stole all of them in our universe.

'''KYVES:''' Just don't let C11 know. He'd go into conniptions.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey! I made that one!

'''KYVES:''' You're a watch crafter? But-

'''LOYALSHOT:''' They've been shiped back onboard. Except, I don't think Klanxklankla is on. I'm sensing one on the planet

''{Cut back to the Trash Can.}''

'''EKUL:''' Okay! OPEN PORTAL!

''{Cut outside. A portal opens, and Kyves' ship goes through.}''

'''EKUL:''' Okay Marty, do your thing.

''{Marty jumps out of the Trash Can. Cut to outside. The Trash Can fades. Cut to the bridge of the ship. You can see the pilot, a copilot, a weapons officer, Ritlenchlamp in the pilot's seat, etc. Ekul bursts from the closet and reveals his twin machine guns}''

'''EKUL:''' Engarde!

''{Ekul shoots a disc from his left gun, and his machine gun from the right. The disc hits the pilot, and then explodes.}''

'''RITLENCHLAMP:''' WHAT THE..?

''{Ekul sweeps with his machine gun arm and sweeps through the room. The weapons officer, medical officer, copilot, and several engineers fall down. Ritlenchlamp gets out a sword}''

'''RITLENCHLAMP:''' What are you...? I thought your pirates were more peaceful-

'''EKUL:''' My reason was that tommarow your fleet is scheduled to destroy Metaltopia. I've went to the future, you have.

''{Ekul's skin begins to turn darker}''

'''EKUL:''' But there's also the fact that Ekul isn't in right now...

'''RITLENCHLAMP:'''Wha...? Who are you?

'''EKUL?:''' Why bother? If you escape, you could spread the word. By the time Ekul's consious, he'll think he did it in self defese. Good night!

''{Ekul takes out his sword and stabs him. The he cuts himself on the thigh. His color returns to normal.}''

'''EKUL:''' Ow... I barely won... I'd better get ready.

''{Ekul runs to the Co-pilot's chair and puts the ship geared toward the portal at full velocity. his skin flashes as he anngles it at a different angle towards the portal. He stabs the panel.}''

'''EKUL:''' Good.

''{Ekul gets back inside the Trash Can. Cut back to the engine room. Marty hops in.}''

'''MARTY:''' Yep! They'll run out of fuel and be marrooned for a few weeks, and by then-

''{Cut to the other side of the portal, Kyves' ship is waiting around near a planet. Suddenly, the gigantic ship comes out at an angle. Cut back inside Kyves' ship. You can see out to cockpit}''

'''KYVES:''' I think they made a mistake... The ship is coming at an angle...

''{The ship hurtals toward the planet at full speed.}''

'''KYVES:''' Wait... That's the marrooned planet that Nived is on!

''{The ship collides with the planet, and both explode on impact. The Trash Can and the Shadow Slinker materialize. Out of The Trash San, comes a navy blue penguin with a cap and weird sunglasses, and a cool, turquoise robe, followed by Marty carrying an unconsious dark skinned Ekul. Out of the Shadow Slinker, comes a green penguin with similar clothing followed by a lighter skinned Nived. Darlon, Darlinite and Theta follow the out.}''

'''MYSTERIOUS PENGUIN 1:''' Sorry to bother you. Your friend is out right now.

'''MYSTERIOUS PENGUIN 2:''' Don't worry he'll live, and he will be alright when he next wakes up.

'''NIVED?:''' Yup. This guy isn't directly in conrol of his own mind.

'''KYVES:''' Pheonixes can't be possessed.

'''NIVED:''' He's not possessed.

'''MYSTERIOUS PENGUIN 1:''' If we told you the complete truth, you'd be scared to death. All we can promise is that he'll be okay in the end.

'''MYSTERIOUS PENGUIN 2:''' We need to go now. We'll come back again soon.

'''THETA:''' Look,we'll take you back home. I owe you guys my life again.

''{Nived, Theta, Darlon, Darlinite and the mysterious penguins get in the shadow slinker and leave}''

'''KYVES:''' What... the... crap...

''{The paper comes down saying "Email Ekul if you want to learn more..."}''
== Easter Eggs ==

== Fun Facts ==

*The E-mail ACTUALLY was originally:

Dear Ekul,

Can you tell us of some happy memories that you had as some of your past forms?

If this turns to engrish, I'm sorry,
Chwoka

{{Ekul/Email}}

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