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== Overview ==
To be a troll, or a sysop?

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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Ekul, Tandy, Darlon, Nived, Stan, Stinkolad, Kyves

== Transcript ==

''{Ekul is sleeping.}''

'''EKUL:''' Learning... Curve...

''{Cut to Ekul in his dream. He walks over to his computer, and turns it on it up}''

<blockquote class="tandy email">
Tandy at your service. I'm ready tp jump up and down.
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Hey Tandy how about opening up an email!

<blockquote class="tandy email">ert+, 
Why don't you start a takeover of local countries to expand
Lukatia's greatness? It might be tough. I hear there's a powerful
clan of Walruses. 
-Thatkidsma Teh Expandre
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Oh, that's easy!

''{Ekul opens up a little walkie talkie.}''

'''EKUL:''' Okay, sarjent, Take over the Walrus place!

'''WALKIE TALKIE:''' Can do!

'''EKUL:''' ... So there you-

''{Cut to Ekul in bed}''

'''EKUL:''' Have it dave... I lost the.. What?!

''{Ekul sits up}''

'''EKUL:''' I had a dream that I answered a good email in a crappy way! Ugh... Now I definitly want to answer an email. Tandy?

''{Ekul sits down}''

<blockquote class="tandy email">
Yeah? Email time?
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Yes sir!

<blockquote class="tandy email">ert+,
Why don't you start a takeover of local countries to expand
Lukatia's greatness? It might be tough. I hear there's a powerful
clan of Walruses.
-Thatkidsma Teh Expandre</blockquote>
'''EKUL:''' NO!! I MUST NOT FURFILL MY DREAM! MANIAC'D!!!

<blockquote class="tandy email">
Done. what was that all about?
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Don't you worry. I'd better opens up and other email.
<blockquote class="tandy email">
And other?
</blockquote>
'''EKUL:''' Shut up.

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Ek 
I've noticed how
you never seem
to get sick
how do you stay so healthy? 
~Limoman
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' NO!! A STRONG BAD EMAIL THAT SOMEONE ELSE TOOK CREDIT FOR! Oh man... it's so tempting to answer this email like I used to... Before I delete this, I will answer. I am immortal. There. Maniac'd.

<blockquote class="tandy email">
Sheesh... What are you afraid of
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' If I don't get the right email... I may be tempted to go into a "n00b email" spasm. Open another... Please...

<blockquote class="tandy email">
STOP EKUL! You're going to waste some good emails!
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Then open a bad one.
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Ekul, 
Your due for an appointment
atthe dentists for a filling
Yours sinserely 
Dr Dentist
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' I'M A FREAKIN' PENGUIN! I DON'T HAVE TEETH!!!! EVERYTHING IS GOING DOWN THE DrAiAiAiAiNN!N!!N!N!N! BLARRRGHghGhgHgHgAhararaRHaghmercurymercury..

''{Ekul starts fading.}''
<blockquote class="tandy email">
Ekul! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU!??!?
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' AUGH! I'M GOING CRAZY!! THIS IS SUCH A HORRIBLE EMAIL!!!

''{Ekul disapears. Cut to space.}''

'''EKUL:''' ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!

''{Carstimmons appears}''

'''CARSTIMMONS:''' Ha ha ha... I'm evil.

'''EKUL:''' NO! STOP IT!! YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD!

'''Carstimons:''' Ha! Badguys come!

''{Darlon, Stan, Stinkolad and Nived appear}''

'''Darlon:''' We got together to ruin you and make you look bad in front of your fans!!!

'''StinkoLad:''' And I'm not a badguy, I'm just here for some reason.

'''St4n:''' DEFANSTUFFGUIDELINIZE!!!

Ekul- NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

darlon- hah ah ha you cant win

ekul- stop it

nived- now your emeil sho will be unpoplar

ekul- NOOOO!!!!!

''{Suddenly everything becomes back to normal}''

'''EKUL:''' Whoa! Who did that?

'''NIVED:''' NOO!! Our plan was perfect! WHAT HAPPENED?

'''VOICE:''' You underestimated us...

''{Joshua, Rainer and Lunar Jesters comes out}''

'''JOSHUA:''' We needed to save Ekul, because we need to save a fellow system operator.

'''LUNAR JESTERS:''' Heh. We've always been good at correcting unfit things.

'''RAINER:''' Basically, we can walk into anywhere we want and correct it!

'''EKUL:''' Hah!

'''JOSHUA:''' We now need to walk out. We cannot intervene too long. But don't forget Ekul... You are a sysop too... You also have the power...

''{Joshua, Lunar Jesters and Rainer leave}''

'''DARLON:''' Hah! What a bunch of baloney! We've taken over the best of users... You know Dark E-102? He's a friend of ours...

'''NIVED:''' We thought about transforming you back then, but your emails were short and crappy. You were too useless and-

'''EKUL:''' SHUT UP!

''{Ekul takes out his lightsaber and tries to stab Nived.}''

'''NIVED:''' Ha ha ha... You don't know where we are? Troll realm... You can't hurt us here... And anything you do to us won't hurt us in the regular reality... Join us...

'''EKUL:''' No... I can't... I WON'T!!!

''{Ekul tries to shoot them with his machine guns}''

'''STAN:''' He doesn't get it!! HA!

''{Ekul tries to freeze or burn them, but both attempts die away}''

'''NIVED:''' Join us... You have nothing to lose, except those losers you call friends.

'''STINKOLAD:''' And your entire account.

'''DARLON:''' What is that fool even here?

'''STINKOLAD:''' We have different views.

'''DARLON:''' Ah. Oh well. PSYCHIC DARKNESS!

''{A purple and black beam hits Ekul. He falls down}''

'''EKUL:''' AAAAAAUUGH!! I feel like being evil...

''{Ekul suddenly stands up}''

'''EKUL:''' No. YOU CAN'T BRING ME DOWN!!!

''{Ekul takes out his lightsaber. Suddenly it glows and changes. It is a sword that has a shiny frame}''

'''EKUL:''' The Sysop Saber... Now I'm not copying anything... TAKE THIS, EVIL DUDES!

''{Ekul swings his saber at Stan, who disintegrates immediately. Then he slices Darlon in half. He suddenly starts turning to dust}''

'''DARLON:''' No... It cannot be.. I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

'''EKUL:''' Stop the cliches...

''{Ekul X-slashes Nived}''

'''NIVED:''' We won't die in reality...

'''EKUL:''' But you will here.

''{Ekul then turns to Stinkolad}''

'''STINKOLAD:''' Now wait just one moment... I didn't hurt you at all.

'''EKUL:''' Sorry. I just want to use this thing one more time.

''{Ekul hits Stinkolad with his sword. He fades away}''

'''STINKOLAD:''' Ow! Power abuser!

''{Ekul suddenly fades away. Cut to Ekul's room. The tandy sits there. Kyves is there, too.}''

'''KYVES:''' EKUL!! This isn't funny!
<blockquote class="tandy email">
EKUL!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?
</blockquote>

''{Ekul suddenly falls out. The Sysop Saber is gone.}''

'''KYVES:''' Where were you? What's wrong?

'''EKUL:''' I'm okay. I'm going to shred the unoriginality element. I'm not using lightsabers anymore...

''{Ekul puts his sabers on the ground. They suddenly glow and turn into new swords}''

'''EKUL:''' Now I have... HYPERCUTLASSES!!

'''KYVES:''' Err... What?

''{The classic Strong Bad paper comes down, saying "Email Ekul!}''

== Easter Eggs ==

== Fun facts ==
*(I normally hope you'll catch the fun facts, but..) Notice that Nived and DArlon were marooned on a planet. Well, that's the "Non sequitar" Part acting up. I didn't mention that in there.

{{Ekul/Email}}

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