Super Sam: 1 revision: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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1 revision: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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== Overview ==
Bad grammar to create fun challenge time!

'''Lines:''' 82

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Ekul, C11, Tandy, Cul, Soldier, Pirate, Thumb, Bat, rock golem, Zyves, Loyalshot, Kyves

== Transcript ==
''{Ekul is once more working on C11, but he's in his room}''

'''EKUL:''' Bleh. You were pretty messed up. You keep on exploding! And I keep on doing things procrastinatively. Now it's time for the email.

''{Ekul walks in}''

'''EKUL:''' Hey, Tandy! Arm the email torpedoes!

<blockquote class="tandy email">
Aye sir. Ekulmail.exe activated.
</blockquote>
'''EKUL:''' Fire at will!

<blockquote class="tandy email">
Deark Ekulk, 
Whatk ifk lifek wask morek likek 
ak RPGK?k 
Also, IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU! 
-thatkidsam 
 
ATTATCHMENT: c|_|RT/\1NS.exe
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Oh! It's my good friend Thatkidsam! Hang on, you misspelled a few things.

''{The cursor goes back up and then retypes some parts}''
<blockquote class="tandy email">
Dear Ekul, 
What if life was more like 
an RPG? 
Also, IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU! 
-thatkidsam 
 
ATTATCHMENT: c|_|RT/\1NS.exe
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Much better. I'm sure you feel more satisfied now. Ooh! An attaché case!

''{The cursor clicks on the attachment.}''

<blockquote class="tandy email">
Sorry. File is corrupt. In other words, curtains only work on Windows.
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Blast the personn whoever decided people should be allowed to have monopolies.

<blockquote class="tandy email">
Nobody decided it. It just is.
</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Shut up, 'puter. ''{Typing aloud}'' Anyway, RPG? Well, it is that way in about 40 years. The RPG era ends about 4X97 and begins again in 5øX6. Time for a break while I force my future self to do all the work.

''{Cut to Cul. He's eating very messily. It appears to be noodles he is eating. He stops suddenly}''

'''CUL:''' Oh, yeah! I promised Thatkidsam X0 years ago I would show him what life is like in an RPG.

''{Cul stands up and walks into a room with a bright orange background}''

'''CUL:''' EXPLAINATION TIME!

''{Suddenly the bacground fades.}''

'''CUL:''' First of all, everything would be subtitled.

''{A box appears at the bottom of the screen}''

'''CUL:''' ''{Speaking and subtitles}'' With no audability and wierd typing noises. ''{Speaking without voice and with a typical RPG text sound. Still subtitled}'' And also remove grammer and put a throw of accasional error in spellings and grammars. Next, mash action buttons for symmetrical jumps all the time!

''{Cul jumps the exact same way and heighth and way three times}''

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Fun time as worse graphics!

''{Cul becomes a 3D sprite that is very blocky.}''

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' A musics is in the bacglound.

''{Steriotypical background Music turns on. It repeats every so often.}''

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Many lands are to be found! Dungeons, jungles, clouds and towns!

''{Cut to each place as he says them. The dungeon has a torch and grimy brick walls. The jungle has jungle trees, a path and an obvious trap. Blocky clouds appear, then a regular town appears}''

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Towns happen to small! Cities too! Houses small and uncommon, shops large. Hotels have an action room for you! Castles huge.

''{The houses shrink and some dissapear. A huge castle appears in the distance. A hotel and two big shops appear.}''

'''CUL:''' Regular people are name NPCs. NPCs rocks you sock. Many reapeating challenge!

''{A pirate walks up to a soldier. In the background}''

'''SOLDIER:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' The castle leader is losed his legendary boot.

'''PIRATE:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Yar. You need a Membership Pass to get on the dock.

'''SOLDIER:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' The castle leader is losed his legendary boot.

'''PIRATE:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Yar. You need a Membership Pass to get on the dock.

'''SOLDIER:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' The castle leader is losed his legendary boot.

'''PIRATE:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Yar. You need a Membership Pass to get on the dock.

''{Cul puts his hand on his mouth, thinking}''

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Hmm... What am I forgetting...? Of course!

''{Suddenly the screen fades away slowly. The screen is black for a few moments}''

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound. Offscreen}'' Loading time takes patience challenge! Like in school!

''{He is facing a few enemies. There is a thumb-like enemy, a bat-like enemy that slowly flaps it's wings. A rocky type enemy has rocks floating around him is there too.}''

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Fighting and challenge is fun!

''{Cul punches the thumb enemy. "234" reads above the enemy's head. It dissapears slowly. The bad jumps on him. It has a green 22 above his head, and a red reads above Cul's head. He swings his saber right afterward and it says "Counterattack sucess! 300" and the bat fades away, too. The background dissapears and Cul shoots a light bluish beam}''

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Ice blow!

''{Several different views of him doing the attack flash. The enemy gets hit. "900" it says.}''

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' XP is important! New learning!

''{A green "130xp" flashes by him. HE does a victory pose. }''

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Party members am imperative!

''{Zyves walks in and a message appears on the bottom}''

<blockquote>
Zyves has joined your party
</blockquote>

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Partner follow and repeat your actions! Obidient!

''{Cul walks around then jumps. Kyves follows suit.}''

'''ZYVES:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' We might need him king boot!

'''CUL:''' ''{Subtitled and annonying sound}'' Party member helpful many times! Give advice! Well am need to eat more! 

''{Cut to Ekul at the Trash Can. HE is talking to loyalshot, apparrently}''

'''EKUL:''' I think I'm- Oh wait. Now would be a good time to finish my email.

'''LOYALSHOT:''' ''{Angrilly}'' We're in the middle of a conversation-

'''EKUL:''' Nah. Now's good. Kyves?

''{Kyves walks in}''

'''EKUL:''' Keep this guy company for a few seconds.

'''KYVES:''' Sure.

''{Ekul looks at the screen}''

'''EKUL:''' Anyway, I hope that answered you question- I mean your question.

''{The classic Strong Bad paper comes down, saying "Email Ekul!}''

== Easter Eggs ==

== Fun facts ==

{{Ekul/Email}}

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