Super Sam: 8 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

2010-06-02T08:34:15Z

8 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

New page

== Overview ==
Superhero!

'''Lines:''' 136

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Ekul, C11, Kyves, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Darlon, Homestar, Marzipan, Pom Pom, Homsar, King of Town, Poopsmith, Strong Mad, Strong Sad

== Transcript ==
''{Cut to the control room, where everything is badly damaged and scaffold is all around. Ekul is working on C11. Coach Z and Kyves have face shields on, and is working on the Trash Can.}''

'''EKUL:''' Kyves, how long until the computer systems on these ruins are online?

'''KYVES:''' A few seconds to a year.

'''EKUL:''' Dang it! Can't you narrow that time frame?

''{Kyves knocks a box onto the floor and it breaks open.}''

'''KYVES:''' Okay, since that happened, I can narrow the time frame.

'''EKUL:''' Oh, great. Coach, How's the time mechanism working?

'''COACH Z:''' Well, the fact that I norw have tor live here helps and will be dorne in a few weeks or so.

'''EKUL:''' Thanks Coach. And C11's AI systems are online, but that's about the only thing on him that works. I'm going to take a break and use Strong Bad's Lappy again.

''{Ekul leaves the Trash Can. The Trash Can's exterior appearance is unchanged, but it's sitting in a crater. Ekul passes Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' For all those supplies, you owe me fifty thousand dollars.

'''EKUL:''' Oh, don't worry about that. Let's just say that Strong Bad has way more money than he'll ever care to have. He won't notice it's gone.

'''BUBS:''' Oh. ''{Whispering}'' Gotcha!

''{Ekul walks past him. He walks into Strong Bad's Computer Room. He is typing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Chwoka, I wish I could shapeshift like you, but as you just saw-

'''EKUL:''' Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh. It's you again.

'''EKUL:''' C11, my robot computer, got caught in a explosion. Can I borrow yours?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I don't want mine to suffer the same fate.

'''EKUL:''' But it's only one email!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's what those wiki users always say! Do you no how much money I spent on replacement computers?

''{Strong Bad closes the Lappy and runs away. A thump is heard}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Offscreen}'' AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!

'''EKUL:''' Well that plan flew out the window, just like Strong Bad did. Maybe The Cheat'll be nicer.

''{Ekul runs offscreen. The Cheat is making a toon}''

'''EKUL:''' I'll give you a two thumbs up reveiw if you let me use your computer!

'''THE CHEAT:''' MEH!

''{The toon turns on. Everything from here is PTBC. Bolded syllables are incorrectly emphasized. Itallic syllables are underemphasised.}''

''{The ground is green, and Strong Bad comes out. The Cheat comes in, two}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Hey'' '''The''' Cheat. How are ''you'' '''doing'''?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrilly}'' Meh neme teh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' '''Oh''' ''no''. You '''are''' ''right''. I '''have''' been ''ev''il. Homestar better beat me '''up'''.

''{Homestar walks in.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''Oh'' '''The''' Cheat. B-man needs '''bea'''ting up.

''{Homestar kicks Strong Bad into space. Cut to outer space}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I deserve this.

''{Nebulon flies past. He holds up a sign that says "Get out of here, Strong Bad, nobody likes your style.}''

''{Things are back to normal}''

'''EKUL:''' Let me guess... Strong Bad kicked you again?

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh. nemma keh.

'''EKUL:''' Four star. Can I borrow your computer?

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.

''{The Cheat gets up and leaves. Ekul sits down.}''

'''EKUL:''' A derdnuh daernu sliame no eht llaw, a derdnuh daernu sliame

<blockquote class="email">hello ekul, 
don't you think it would be funny if you glued 
strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be... 
 
alex 
medford, nj</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' CAPITALISE! GRRRR! This one has "Bad luck" written all over it. And besides, Strong Sad has enough gluing already without my help. So bother someone else.

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
MANIAC'D! </blockquote>

'''EKUL:'''Ahh... just emptying out the bad ones. Next one.

<blockquote class="email">Dear Ekul: 
 
Why is it that your superhero name does not end 
in "man" just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc... 
 
Your friend 
 
Stiny</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Now this email is worth answering. It has punctuation... capitalization... spelling. ''{Starts typing}''Well, Stiny, I haven't even become a vigilante, yet. But I should make one, like... Ekulman! Nah, that's too obvious. As is Marauderman and Maniacman. Errr... Tempman? Nah, as you can see, that could mean I was only a replacement. Karhkdman? That has too many consolents. The- Human- Torching- Iceberg..man? Too long. Err... What about... Fireiceman? Nah... I need a consultent or something. The Cheat? What should be my superhero name?

'''THE CHEAT:''' Nem keh nek.

'''EKUL:''' Bi polar? I'm not bipolar!!

'''THE CHEAT:''' keh meh sed steh.

'''EKUL:''' Oh. I mistranslated. PolarFlame? Awesome name! No "man" in it though. Who cares?

'''THE CHEAT:''' Stehneh.

'''EKUL:''' But ONLY Stiny. Now I need to have someone I care about kidnapped or something.

''{A brick goes through the window with the sycamore. Ekul runs over and picks it up. A note is attached to it. Ekul picks it up}''

'''EKUL:''' ''{Reading aloud}'' If you ever wish to see Coach Z again, give me all of Bubs' money in my secret lair at the wharf.

'''THE CHEAT:''' MEH!

'''EKUL:''' Well, I guess there's only one thing to do. Get out a horrible-looking makeshift costume, and save Coach Z.

''{Cut to Ekul with a ridiculous looking costume. He has a red version of his robe and has a blue Speedo-type hat. He has a black mask. He also has a crimson cape}''

'''POLARFLAME:''' I need a better costume. This thing is awful! The Cheat, promise me you'll have a better one later.

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.

''{PolarFlame leaves. Cut to the wharf. Darlon is there}''

'''DARLON:''' Who is this this weirdo?

'''POLARFLAME:''' I know this costume is horrible, but I have to save the world.

'''DARLON:''' The world? I just wanted Bubs' money.

'''POLARFLAME:''' Oh. Sorry. I'm here to save Coach Z. Ready to duke it out?

'''DARLON:''' Duke it out with my minion. KYVES?

'''POLARFLAME:''' NO! Kyves is good!

'''KYVES:''' That's what I'd like my friend Ekul to think!

''{PolarFlame freezes Kyves' hands.}''

'''KYVES:''' Dang. How'd you know I have swords under there? Oh well. I always have my plane!

''{A plane swoops out from the sky. It shoots a machine gun at him. Kyves jumps into it}''

'''POLARFLAME:''' I guess I'll have to fight fire with fire, so that when you play with it you'll get burned.

'''DARLON:''' Are you primarily Japanese?

'''POLARFLAME:''' No.

'''DARLON:''' Then are you primarily chinese and secondarily Japanese and Free Country USAan?

'''POLARFLAME:''' No.

'''DARLON:''' Then-

'''POLARFLAME:''' Shut up, Darlon. I have a plane to fight.

''{PolarFlame heats the winsheild of the plane, so that it gets fogged.}''

'''DARLON:''' You've won this time. Have Coach Z.

''{They leave. Coach Z runs past PolarFlame}''

'''POLARFLAME:''' Dang. They got away. I'd better get back to the Flaming Ice cavern.

''{PolarFlame flies away. He lands next to a cavern, and walks in. Reynold and the Cheat are in there.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' I finished your costume.

''{A costume is pinned onto the wall. It is all green, and has PF in fancy letters on the chest. The cape has a blue triangle on it. An ice-blue helmet with a flame coming out on the top sits on the costume.}''

'''POLARFLAME:''' Now THAT'S a costume.

''{Cut to Ekul at Bubs'}''

'''EKUL:''' HEre's the money, right there. And intrest, too since I took so long.

''{Ekul hands Bubs the money. Strong Bad in a mask comes up and aims a gun at Bubs}''

'''MASKED STRONG BAD:''' All your money. Now.

''{Ekul slips away, then PolarFlame enters. He freezes Strong Bad, except his head}''

'''MASKED STRONG BAD:''' Shoot. Heroes are getting better all the time.

''{Pom Pom comes up and takes him away. HOmestar comes up.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' The Police don't like you anymore. You're under arrest.

'''POLARFLAME:''' Surely you can't be serious.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Nah, just kidding.

''{PolarFlame and Homestar start laughing hystarically.}''

'''BUBS:''' ...What???

''{PolarFlame leaves. As Ekul, returns to the the Trash Can to see C11 stolen.}''

'''POLARFLAME:'''C11! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! KYVES! HERE I COME!!!

''{PolarFlame tries to fly, but he hits the ceiling.}''

'''POLARFLAME:''' Oops. I forgot.

''{PolarFlame climbs out. Polar Flame flies to the wharf to see Darlon at the top of a tower. He is holding onto C11, ready to drop him off one side, and is holding the car with the entire Homestar cast in it.}''

'''DARLON:''' This is why one only idiots are heroes. Because some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let destroy your robot friend, or suffer the cast of Homestar runner. Now CHOOSE!

''{Darlon drops both. Dramatic music plays. Then zoom out to see that both the car, and C11 are sitting on ice platforms.}''

'''DARLON:''' Dang.

'''POLARFLAME:''' You see, this is why only losers are bad guys. Because they neglect the hero's intelligence.

''{Kyves steps out, and starts fist fighting with PolarFlame.}''

'''POLARFLAME:''' Don't do this!

'''KYVES:''' Why not?

'''POLARFLAME:''' You used to be my best friend!

'''KYVES:''' You're Ekul? Whoa. So?

'''POLARFLAME:''' There's no reason for you to just switch to the bad side.

'''KYVES:''' Good point. And I realize that if I have a last minute revelation, I'll probably die.

''{Kyves and PolarFlame walk over to the tower. PolarFlame burns the bottom.}''

'''DARLON:''' I gotta get out of here. Next time, PolarFlame. Next TIIIIIIME!

''{Darlon flies away. Ekul extiguishes the fire by freezing it. The Homestar Runner cast carry C11, and climb down.}''

'''KYVES:''' Now I wish I could be a hero...

'''POLARFLAME:''' Where ever evil-doers are, they will freeze at my command and get burned by playing with fire!

''{C11 projecter puts up "Email Ekul"}''

== Easter Eggs ==

== Fun facts ==

*Chwoka is a member of the Wiki who can Sjhapeshift, and has all psychic powers.
*Darlon is his Evil twin. "Evil" used to mean playing pranks, but now he's constantly trying to rule the universe.

{{Ekul/Email}}

User:Ekul/Email/71 - Revision history

Super Sam: 8 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition