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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
From a hole to infiltration, this has it all!<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''Ekul, Kyves, C11,<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''Ekul:''' liame.. si taerg.<br />
<blockquote class="email"> Dear EEEEEE-cooooool<br><br />
How'd would you like to be <br><br />
turned into something... less penguiney?<br><br />
I have a Morpha-machineigger and it turns um... '''"things"'''<br><br />
into other '''"things"''' by radiating <br><br />
them with the correct frequency.<br><br />
Why wouldn't you want to try it-HGJgjhFHFKHDFgjshgtjyyhfrshadgftdhgyh fmvnsgdjhayHFHGJHFJYFDJGJFKJDJFLKIJLER&O*E*RWEUFINEOUEFMCUKOOWALRUS*IEEO<br><br />
UW(&(@#*RYMXHNXCOMDUFIDMFXIUDXMI!!!!!!<br><br />
(sorry... I just morphed just then.)<br><br />
Here's an online coupon:<br><br />
'''''Yeah... Online Cooooooupon!'''''<br><br />
zeeky boogy doog,<br><br />
Professer Blah Blahson<br />
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'''Ekul:''' What is it with that dumb phrase "Zeeky boogy doog" everyone keeps taking about. Such a dumb phrase. That's one way this is a defective email. It's WAAAY too long... It stretches the words out, it insults penguins, it uses unsafe radiation, it attempts to hide a Beatles refrence, it uses caps lock on one part, it has slamming on the keyboard.. Why, this is a worthless email! (''Typing'') Delete all bad parts.<br />
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(''The screen changes'')<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
Filtering all bad parts...<br />
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(''The email reapears'')<br />
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<blockquote class="email"> Dear Ekul<br><br />
How'd would you like to be <br><br />
turned into something else?<br><br />
You should make a shapeshifting machine.<br><br />
Professer man<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Much better! Oh look! It's Professor man! He's a man... but he's also a professor! Now, you want me to make a transmorgifier? Sure!<br />
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(''A montage begins. "The only thing worse that beating a dead horse is betting on one". Ekul picks up a screw, and puts it into the limo from the last email. Then he gets in.while he's transforming, Kyves accedentally knocks out the screw. The screw then explodes. Ekul falls out of the machine. He looks scuffed up. His wings are limp. He falls onto the ground. He then stiffens'')<br />
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'''Kyves:''' EKUL! NOOOOOOO!!!<br />
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(''C11:"The short end of Ekulmails? You can still email him."'')<br />
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{{Ekul/Email}}</div>Super Sam