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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''Ekul:''' S'ti emit rof rehtona liame, gnidrocca ot eht knil!<br />
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<pre>Yo, Ekul,<br />
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Chwoka again. Just warning you about Darlon trying to take over Lukitia, or however it's spelt.<br />
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Warning you (again),<br />
Chwoka (As if you didn't know that already)</pre><br />
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'''Ekul:''' Nope. You spelled it right. Lukitia... Is a really boring place. Let me tell ya! I was exiled there for one hundred years, but managed to escape on year twenty seven! It looks exactly like Lukatia. He won't want that place.<br />
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(''Cut a grey-lenze border, and him at his C11 in a room. Ekul talks amazingly slow'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' 11C... akcehc... ym... liame...<br />
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'''C11:''' (''On screen'') No (''Pause, then the message deltetes itself.'') new (''Pause, Delete'') Emails (''Pause, Delete'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Oh... No. I... need... emails. Maybe... there's soooooooooomething... else... to... do.<br />
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(''Pan out. Long Pause.'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' I... bet... Kyves... Is... somewhere... else... doing... stuff...<br />
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(''Pause. He gets up and walks annoyingly slow towards the exit. Fuzzy screen. Back to the present'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' No no no. That was Borkatia. I was wrong. Lukitia is a really lame-o place. It's so trashy and junky type... Well you should just see...<br />
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(''Grey-lenze border. Ekul is in a room. Ekul talks in a very creepy voice, and monotone'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Hi C11, Wha teh kinda emailz todayay?!1?!<br />
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'''C11:''' (''On screen'') HEyze! I'ma gonna chanegse mse slf so tjat o'm difflent. nahz lolz!!1!1 you'xe haev one memail!<br />
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<pre><br />
Dar eklr!<br />
what you do talkz?<br />
you frien s<br />
buddt boy!<br />
</pre><br />
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'''Ekul:'''Hah ha aha! thaz funny! I talkz lotz! I lak to saya "Yeah!" "Is" "The" "Now"! get it?! ghahahahjaa<br />
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(''C11 beams the thing on the screen that says "Ahaha! emaia;s12 EKi;!" Cut back'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Look, I don't like badguys, but even I would stop you from taking that place over! You'd die, Darlon!<br />
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'''Kyves:''' (''Offscreen'') Ceaki neakum squeak?<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Point taken. If he does mean Lukatia, then we are in trouble.<br />
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(''Ekul puts a disc in C11'')<br />
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<pre><br />
Doctor Eccleson at ya service.<br />
Scanning for Darlon...<br />
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'''Ekul:''' This shouldn't take long!<br />
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<pre><br />
Doctor Eccleson at ya service.<br />
Scanning for Darlon...<br />
Darlon found! He is in a ship coming south<br />
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'''Ekul:''' There we go!<br />
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(''Ekul goes to the Trash Can's controls a thing appears on the screen.'')<br />
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<pre><br />
Who in Lukatia are you trying to contact?<br />
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'''Ekul:''' (''Typing silently'') Nearest ship to Darlon<br />
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<pre><br />
Who in Lukatia are you trying to contact? <br />
Nearest ship to Darlon<br />
Ship found. You may start you message now.<br />
</pre><br />
(''A captain comes on screen'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' I need you to blow up that ship over there.<br />
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'''Captain:''' Consider it done.<br />
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(''A screen comes up'')<br />
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<pre><br />
Darlon fleeing. Good job.<br />
</pre><br />
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(''Cut back to C11, who projects "Email Ekul"'')<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
== Fun facts ==<br />
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{{Ekul/Email}}</div>Super Sam