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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''Ekul:''' Ew lliw ew lliw kcor uoy!<br />
<pre>Dear Ekul,<br />
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Ever since your 50th E-mail, you've been getting alot of new messages.<br />
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Good luck handling them,<br />
Chwoka</pre><br />
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'''Ekul:''' Um, thank you. Now that I know that, what do I do. Answer two of them? Fine.<br />
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<pre>Dear Sir:<br />
I was once the president of the United States.<br />
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Richard M. Nixon</pre><br />
'''Ekul:''' Ah! I remember you! You were raided by Okul when he was only thirteen! 1973! yep, yep. Awesome. you died awhile ago. I'll foreward this to Okul, back in time!<br />
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(''Ekul types "Fwd to 1976" Cut to Okul on C10 in the drainpipe'')<br />
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'''Okul:''' Yes! It's from that guy I invaded! From that United States place! JYVES?<br />
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(''Pan out. Jyves comes up'')<br />
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'''Jyves:''' Honk honk?<br />
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'''Okul:''' It's Nixon!<br />
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'''Jyves:''' Klonk...<br />
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'''Okul:''' Yep. What should we do? A: Whomp the U.S. Army again, B: Be nice, C: Ignore it or D: take it as an invitation to hunt gangs?<br />
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'''Jyves:''' Donk!<br />
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'''C10:''' Doop.<br />
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'''Okul:''' Ok! D it is! Let's goooooo!<br />
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(''Okul presses a few buttons on the Drainpipe's controls. The Drainpipe shakes suddenly.'')<br />
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'''Okul:''' Zounds! Not again.<br />
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'''Drainpipe:''' Would you like your meal cooked, fried, marianated, baked or scrambled?<br />
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'''Okul:''' None, please<br />
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'''Drainpipe:''' All of the above chosen<br />
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'''Okul:''' Oh, blast.<br />
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(''The room starts to glow red.'')<br />
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'''Okul:''' I got'n idea!<br />
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(''Okul stabs his sword into a power node on the wall and turns his sword on. The lights turn off and the heating stops. They walk out of the Drainpipe. They are in an ally.'')<br />
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'''Okul:''' That was a close call.<br />
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(''The three walk along. There are three gangsters.'')<br />
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'''Gangster one:''' Lo'k! Th're's a lit'le birdie, a rub'er duck and a toy! <br />
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'''Gangster two:''' Let's rough 'em up.<br />
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'''Gangster three:''' Yes! Fin'lly som'thin' to attack oth'r th'n walls 'nd trainin' matches!<br />
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(''Okul engages with Gangster one, Jyves with Gangster two and C10 against Gangster three. Okul, Jyves and C10 come out with ease.'')<br />
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'''Gangster one:''' Whoa! We gots t' g't outta here!<br />
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(''Thirty one gangsters walk up.'')<br />
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'''Gangster:''' W' outn'mb'r you twelv' t' 'ne!<br />
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'''Other Gangster:''' Ugh, you guys know nothing about math! I know I just joined, but you told me you were math wizes!<br />
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(''That gangster leaves. The three begin fighting off them, though they are outnumbered. They still win.'')<br />
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'''Random Gangster:''' W' gots t' split! They strong!<br />
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(''They all run. A massive horde walks up'')<br />
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'''C10:''' Boop doop.<br />
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'''Okul:''' One thousand five hundred? Yikes.<br />
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(''Cut to Okul at C10 in the Drainpipe'')<br />
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'''Okul:''' (''Typing'') So there you have it, James Monroe, there were to many to count by four calculators by the end. That was pretty tiring. Anyway...<br />
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(''C10 projects a thing that says "EMAIL <strike>OKUL</strike> Ekul!" the wall.'')<br />
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'''Okul:''' Hey! Don't email him! EMAIL ME!<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
== Fun facts ==<br />
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{{Ekul/Email}}</div>Super Sam