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<p>8 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> Ekul destroys Oregon<br /> <br /> '''Lines:''' 54<br /> <br /> '''Cast:''' Ekul, C11, Kyves, Receptionist, MAyor<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot;&gt;&gt;Dear Ekul,&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey, it's me again! Nice to...uh...&lt;br&gt;<br /> E-mail you again. Anywho, if you had &lt;br&gt;<br /> to live in Northwest Oregon, what &lt;br&gt;<br /> would you do?&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Signing off,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Chwoka&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' Look! Kyves! We get to migrate!<br /> <br /> (''Kyves jumps into the air with his fists up.'')<br /> <br /> '''Kyves:''' YEAK!<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' Now, (''Starts typing'') That's a good question. I'll see what I can do. Ok, C11, Set the Coordinates off the Trash Can to Northwest, Oregon.<br /> <br /> '''C11:''' Beep.<br /> <br /> (''C11 goes over to the Central Control Cylinder (CCC) and inserts a probe into a computer terminal.'')<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' Here we-<br /> <br /> '''Trash Can:''' Warning. You are-<br /> <br /> (''A booming sound efect'')<br /> <br /> '''Trash Can:''' in the midst of a tornado.<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' WHAT?!?! We're not even in oregon yet!<br /> <br /> (''The lights turn off.'')<br /> <br /> '''Trash Can:''' We seem to have a minor blackout. Please do not step outside.<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' C11, scan outside.<br /> <br /> '''C11:''' Do do do do do do(''As in the phone message in &quot;The number you have dialed...&quot;'') Beep.<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' So, We're not anywhere. Hey, Trash Can! Diagnostics!<br /> <br /> '''Trash Can:''' Sca- four five six eight five nine eight six one two seven four three...<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' Stop that! You sound like a broken answering machine! SCAN!!!<br /> <br /> '''Trash Can:''' Stave it off one two three-<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' Ok, then if that's the way you want to play!<br /> <br /> (''Ekul turns on his lightsaber so he can see. He runs into his room, then he comes out with a sledge hammer. He smashes a speaker with it. The lights turn back on. The screen shows that they are outside.'')<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' Whoa. I just wanted to stop it from talking!<br /> <br /> '''Trash Can:''' Hey!<br /> <br /> '''Kyves:''' Squeak ceak squeak.<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' You said it! It sure is working, now!<br /> <br /> '''Kyves:''' Squeak!<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' C11, you stay here and make sure it doesn't explode while we're gone.<br /> <br /> (''Ekul and Kyves run off.'')<br /> <br /> '''C11:'''(''Projects on the wall, and plays music.'') Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me? <br /> <br /> (''Ekul looks at the town.'')<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' Soon all of this will be ours, Kyves! OURS! MUHUHAHAHAHAHA<br /> <br /> '''Kyves:''' Me he he he he!<br /> <br /> (''Ekul runs over to the City hall, which has written on the top &quot;Weclome[sic] to the town of NORTHWEST, OREGON!&quot; City hall is filled with people. There is someone at the desk.'')<br /> <br /> '''Receptionist:''' How may I help you?<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' Um, where do I go to make threats and take over the city?<br /> <br /> '''Receptionist:''' Take a left, down the hall, and in the seventh door to the left.<br /> <br /> (''Ekul and Kyves go down the hall.'')<br /> <br /> '''Receptionist:''' Or was that the TORCHER CHAMBER?! HAHAHAH- Wait... NO! It WAS the Mayors office! Now I'll never get a promotion!<br /> <br /> (''Ekul and Kyves Walk into the room.'')<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' All your base are belong to us.<br /> <br /> '''MAyor:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''Kyves:''' Squeak squeak sqeako ceak keak!<br /> <br /> '''Mayor:''' What you say?<br /> <br /> '''Kyves:''' (''Sighs, and writes it down, then gives it to him.'')<br /> <br /> '''Mayor:''' No! That's it! I'll just take out this nuclear bomb...<br /> <br /> '''Kyves:''' SQUEAK!!!<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' AAAH!<br /> <br /> (''Ekul and Kyves run. They rush into The Trash Can. The Trash Can fades, and we zoom out to see the town explode.'')<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:''' Well that was eventful.<br /> <br /> '''Trash Can:''' Warning.<br /> <br /> '''Ekul:'' Not again...<br /> <br /> (''C11 beeps. He puts a projection on the wall that says &quot;Email Ekul&quot;.'')<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> == Fun facts ==<br /> <br /> *42 is the meaning of life (according to The Hitchhicker's guide to the galaxy).<br /> *They used sterotypes of Oregon to use in &quot;Northwest, Oregon&quot;. All of which are not true.<br /> **Tornados.<br /> ***Actually, The tornado was a random message from the Trash Can<br /> **Lots of people.<br /> **Confused people.<br /> **BUT it is very rainy! Well, except for late spring and early summer, so it'd be sunny today.<br /> <br /> {{Ekul/Email}}</div>

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