Super Sam: 4 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

2010-06-02T08:34:04Z

4 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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== Overview ==
Strong Bad let's Ekul use the lappy, but it looks like the compy for some reason

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'''Cast:''' Strong Bad, Ekul, Homsar
== Transcript ==
(''Ekul walks into the Strong Hold, and right into Strong Bad, who, you guessed it, is answering an email.'')

'''Strong Bad:'''...so you see, Heraldman, it turns out I don't have many money reserves so I-

'''Ekul:''' Hey Strong Bad,

'''Strong Bad:''' Gah! What're YOU doing here?

'''Ekul:''' I need to use your computer.

'''Strong Bad:''' Tough. Oh Strong Ma-

'''Ekul:''' AND I'll give you 100$ after the email's done!

'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa! Why do you have so much money?

'''Ekul:''' Let's just say that some rich guy is going to be hungry.

(''Ekul sits on the chair and types on the lappy "Ekul_Mail.exe Password:*****************************'')

'''Ekul:''' Siht emit M'i gniog ot rewsna no Gnorts S'Dab Yppal.

<blockquote class="email">hey ekul, 
help us come up with a name for our band. i was 
thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or 
for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first 
show tomorrow. 
you rule 
- dan</blockquote>

'''Ekul:''' Whoa! (''Talking without taking a breath'') This guy thought I was going to give advice, but guess what
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
DELETED! </blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' Won, otno eht txen eno!

<blockquote class="email">Dear Ekul, 
My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls 
me when I'm trying to study. What should I do? 
 
Crapfully yours, 
Roy</blockquote>

'''Ekul:''' Good for you, roy!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
DELETED! </blockquote>

'''Ekul:''' Uoy nac pots em!

<blockquote class="email">dear ekul, 
ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any 
stand up comidic stuff? 
 
crapfully crappy, 
joe p.</blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' I consider this spam. I keep spam right?

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
WRONG!! </blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">Dear ekul, 
my brothers are always telling me that your 
legs are made of tape, is that true? 
-Nicolas</blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' Dear Nicolas! My brother and I say that you and your brothers are morons!
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
DELETED! </blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' Gnihton nac pots em! GNIHTON!

<blockquote class="email">Dear Ekul, 
Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems 
like a nice guy to me. 
Caitlyn</blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' You think I hate Homestar? Well I hate to do this,
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
DELETED! </blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' Not really, flamer!

<blockquote class="email">Do you have a secret crush with marzipan? 
steve 
sterling, VA</blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' Well...(''Looks up, as if in though, staring into space. Then he snaps back down right as he says the next word.'')
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
DELETED! </blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">Dear Ekul, 
How do you type with boxing gloves on? 
Mike, 
Bend Oregon</blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' Dear Mike! How do you type since you're yodeling upside down all the time?
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
DELETED! </blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">Dear Ekul, 
 
Are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? 
Where did the word crap come from? 
 
Crapfully crapfully, 
Chad</blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' Apparently you know nothing about origins of stuff! Where do you live, a hole?
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
DELETED! </blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">Ekul, 
Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed. 
Come on, you can do better than that! This is like 
the highlight of my week. 
Surprised at your lack of humor, 
Sue</blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' Oh! So now I'm losing my touch! My last email is better than you!
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
DELETED! </blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">dear mr repostirc 
make a cartoon with only u in it and then 
just u do the commentary 
crapful 
geroge</blockquote>
'''Ekul:''' That happened once, but apparently you are serious because of the quality of the email. You're just asking for it.
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"> 
FWD'd TO THE 
 
KOT!! </blockquote>
'''Ekul''' That about does it. No more stinkin' emails that put a bad name to the internet. No more spring break slackers. Ahhh....

(''Homsar comes in.'')

'''Strong Bad:''' Hey! What happened to your the paper?

'''Ekul:''' My computer fired it.

'''Strong Bad:''' Oh. (''Turns to the Lappy.'') Don't YOU do that, now.

== Easter Eggs ==
== Fun Facts ==
{{Ekul/Email}}

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