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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
Ekul talks about Lukatia, and the trash can gets on his nerves.<br />
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'''Cast:''' Ekul, Trash Can, homsar<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''Ekul:''' M'i gniog siht sa gnol sa ydobon snialpmoc.<br />
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<blockquote class="email">Hi!<br><br />
Is this tech support for Lukatia Industries?<br><br />
It seems that all of your products have exploded,<br><br />
and I want a refund.<br><br />
-great_leon</blockquote><br />
'''Ekul:''' (''Reads aloud.'') Lukatia is a country, not a company. It actually pre-dates Strongbadia, for those of you who think I'm just ripping Strong Bad off. However... (''Typing Aloud'') We own a large selection of bombs, and you were probably using goofoff on them. One hundred percent of our products are flammable. Heck, they use fission and fusion! Even the non-electrical ones! Take a rail gun as one example of our products. You probably hooked it up to a lot of our products. But I disgress...<br />
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'''Trash Can:''' You sure do.<br />
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'''Ekul:''' What's that suposed to mean?<br />
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'''Trash Can:''' Tee hee!<br />
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'''Ekul:''' That does it! I'll rehire the Paper if you-<br />
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'''Trash Can:''' May I be of any assistance?<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Much better! Now... Where was I?<br />
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'''Trash Can:''' You were going off into another tangent.<br />
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'''Ekul:''' I'm warning you...<br />
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'''Trash Can:''' (''Plays a whistle tune.'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Now... (''Typing, but different words are coming up. He doesn't notice.'') I totally don't stock defective things. If they're explosive, they're supposed to be! Now...<br />
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(''The screen actually reads:'')<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
I like going off on tangents. Cosine and sine rock, <br><br />
too! Pi is pretty good too. Exponents are nice as well! <br />
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'''Ekul:'''(''Reads the screen'') WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?!?! I'M BRINGING HIM BACK!<br />
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'''Trash Can:''' You can't. He's on a voyage and is needed terribbly.<br />
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'''Ekul:''' I am a step away from getting a new computer.<br />
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'''Trash Can:''' (''Instantly'') Sorry.<br />
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(''Homsar comes in with that special shirt'')<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
== Fun facts ==<br />
{{Ekul/Email}}</div>Super Sam