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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
Ekul tries to run a piratey taxi service.<br />
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'''Cast:''' Ekul, Lookout guy, pilot, homsar<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''Ekul:''' Era uoy gnitteg derit fo siht? Oot dab.<br />
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<blockquote class="email">Dear Ekul,<br><br />
You should run a taxi cab service!<br><br />
-ThatkidSamus</blockquote><br />
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'''Ekul:''' (''Reads aloud'') Ooh! It's from that kid! And now he is in a power suite! I want a room like that! (''Types aloud'') No thanks. I recently got an example showing device someplace not Strong Bad. It would go like this, basically.<br />
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(''Ekul is on a pirate ship. A nearby pirate looks down at him from the lookout'')<br />
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'''Lookout guy:''' Someone is yelling "taxi"<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Well, increase taxes in that area and rob them.<br />
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'''Lookout guy:''' No no no. Taxi means we transport them. Another words, we take people who don't have a means of transportation.<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Oh!<br />
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(''Cut back to Ekul at the computer.'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Well, that changes everything! This might be a little better.<br />
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(''Ekul is back in the pirate ship. The lookout from the previous scene is back, and looks down at him.'')<br />
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'''Lookout Guy:''' Someone is yelling "taxi"<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Full speed to that area! <br />
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(''The sails fold flat, and a pair of jet engines retract out of the back.'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' No! I mean-<br />
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'''Pilot:''' Ludicrous speed it is!<br />
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'''Ekul:''' No waiiiaa'''aaaaa<big>AAAAAA<big>AAAAAA<big>AAAAAAA<big>AAAAAA</big></big></big></big>'''- <br />
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(''Ekul is blown back. They suddenly get there. Ekul goes flying forward. He hits a chestnut tree.'') <br />
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'''Ekul:''' Eh- Are we therE?<br />
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'''Pilot:''' Yup. We circled the globe awhile.<br />
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'''Ekul:'''Oh... <br />
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(''Ekul falls over.'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' (''Voiceover.'') In the case of that happening, I would take a five minute break to recover. When I do, we take the guy aboard our ship. Then we mug him, and leave him in Alaska. Or tundraland. <br />
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(''Cut back to the Computer room.'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' So, that's what happens. See you later, Aran- I mean Samus.<br />
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(''Homsar comes in with that special shirt'')<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
== Fun facts ==<br />
{{Ekul/Email}}</div>Super Sam