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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
Trevor dies. The cause? Forgetting to capitalize<br />
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'''Cast:''' Ekul, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Homsar<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''Ekul:''' How much mail can an email mail if email could e mail? oh... I can do better than THAT!<br />
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<blockquote class="email">Hi ekul. This is Trevor from Hampden <br><br />
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach <br><br />
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a <br><br />
vampire and</blockquote><br />
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'''Ekul:''' (''Reads. Stops at "ekul"'') Capitalize my name, man. You'll end up blowing your computer up if you don't. Trust me! Look at what happens to people who don't capitalize!<br />
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(''Cuts to a regular person at a computer. They turn into a rock. Cut to a person who spills glue on their Enter key. Then they lean too close to a window when they forget to capitalize, and fall out. Cut to someone writing on a paper at a train stop. The letter was to small, so when they have an involuntary spasm, the pencil flies into their chest and they fly into a train track, and cut to a birds eye view as the train runs them over. Return to Ekul'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' (''Fancy font'') Expecteth a big supriseth today... When thou endeth up with thoust chest impaleth to a stickth! (''Returns to reading.'') Oh, look! I was right! You died because of not capitalizing my name! I gotta add this! <br />
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(''Ekul leaves. After that he goes to a meeting against incorrect writing. Ekul, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Homsar are the only ones seen at the head at the table. There is a plaque above Ekul'')<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
plz help in ending mispellling<br><br />
noncpatialisaton and net slang.<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' I totally threw a brick through those girl's dad's windsheild! It was great!<br />
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'''Ekul:''' Oh yeah! And remember when The Cheat and you broke into Homestars house tow emails after he misspelled you name and broke his cowlamp? Awesome...<br />
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'''The Cheat:''' (''Cheatese'')<br />
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(''Everyone, including Homsar, starts laughing'')<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' (''Laughing'') You did that to him? Classic!<br />
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'''Ekul:''' I gotta take lessons from you! <br />
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(''After a LONG while the laughter dies down'')<br />
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'''Homsar:''' I had a crawdad by the lawnmower. The bucke asploded the gyrostofic stablers!<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' Umm... Uh-huh... that's... Um.... We should make this organization against his kind, too.<br />
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(''Ekul, The Cheat and Homsar stand up.'')<br />
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'''Ekul:''' I DECLINE THE MOTION!<br />
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'''The Cheat:''' (''Angry cheatese'')<br />
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'''Homsar:''' I put the pickles in your speedo!<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' Well, that makes that plan go down the drain in flames...<br />
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(''All four papers come down.'')<br />
{{Ekul/Email}}</div>Super Sam