https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Twitter_King_of_The_WUWTwitter King of The WUW - Revision history2026-04-14T10:40:17ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Twitter_King_of_The_WUW&diff=149644&oldid=prevTheCheese at 21:21, 28 November 20092009-11-28T21:21:58Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Open: A gameshow studio. Sephiroth in at the middle, wearing a snappy suit and holding flash cards, and beside him are JCM, Brooksie, and Nachoman. The theme plays and Sephiroth starts talking.}''<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hello all, and welcome to the Twitter King of the WUW! The contestants for this show are: Nachoman, Brooksie, and our all time favourite, JCM.<br />
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''{The audience claps}''<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright, we'll jump straight in.. Who's tweet is this?<br />
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<big>I'm spending my Friday night reading speeches by Ronald Reagan for pleasure. There is no end to my awesomeness.</big><br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' I don't know, but he sounds sexy.<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Noid?<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sorry, but it was Brooksie.<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' SCANDAL!!!!!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Next..<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' More like Brooks the perv!<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' BOO!!!!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Here's the next one.<br />
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<big>AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THEY LOVE YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BELIIIEVE THEM</big><br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Noid!<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' That's so Noid!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nachoman's correct! 10 points! Brooksie's too late.<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' but.. But he didn't use a proper sentence!<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' You didn't use a proper... YOU'RE GAY.<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' HOMOPHOBE!! -20 points!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' I am the host here. Next.<br />
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<big>If I see one more DeviantArt submission with the same goddamn dopey wide-eyed :D-mouthed grin I swear to god I am buying a rifle and shot it</big><br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' SkullB.<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' 10 points. Nacho is at the lead with 20. Everyone else is tied with 0.<br />
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'''JCM:''' Guys?<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' But he lost 20 points, remember? Right?!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Next!<br />
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<big>bohemian rhapsody is a great song</big><br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' You!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wrong. Minus 10.<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Nachoman.<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Correct. 10 points<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' poopbuttpoopthisgameihateitpoopbuttiquit<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nacho is at the lead with 30, Brooksie last with -10. Next!<br />
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<big>If you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose!</big><br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' Badstar?<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wrong. -10.<br />
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'''JCM:''' GUYS?!<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't know.<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' It was Bell.<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' WHAT?! NACHO SHOULD LOSE POINTS! HE COULDN'T ANSWER IT! ....Lightning round can be 50 points, right?<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' sure why not<br />
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'''JCM:''' GUYS?!!!! Anyone listening?!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' This will win it all!<br />
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<big>It's official: Heading to Copenhagen on Dec. 9 to participate in the UN Climate Change Conference. Read more about it: http://bit.ly/4xn1X6</big><br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Obama!<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' Al gore?<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' ...NACHO WINS AT 80 POINTS!! JCM IS SECOND WITH 0!! AND BROOKSIE LOSES WITH -20!!<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' THIS GAME IS UNFAIR.<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Brooks isn't that smart.<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nacho the twitter king of the WUW!<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' no this is wrong i have the most twitter influence it should be me i win<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' God you're such a sore loser<br />
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'''JCM:''' GOSH GUYS LISTEN TO ME!! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!!!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' shutup jicem. Anyway, Thanks for watching, and we hope you have a great day!<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' you guys are jerks<br />
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'''JCM:''' Check this shiz out http://i45.tinypic.com/vzkmyb.jpg i am trippin balls</div>TheCheese