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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Ryan wakes up, pretty pissed, he walks out}''<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to the corner, to see Sephiroth sleeping there, listening to his iPod. He suddenly wakes up.}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Looks at watch.}'' Damnit! I overslept! Over a day! Well, off to my morning jog! ''{Runs off.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry gets up, eyes bloodshot. He grabs a nearby bottle of Blue Soda and takes a swig. He then walks out of the cabin.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' GUYS GUYS! RAIKU'S BACK!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Nice try. ''{lifts his mattress, begins putting jicem into the comtainer on the giant project l}''<br /> <br /> ''{man-o-man walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN-O-MAN:''' Is it just me, or am I always late for everything?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' It's just you.<br /> <br /> '''MAN-O-MAN:''' Hmph. I'm gonna go get somee breakfast. ''{leaves}''<br /> <br /> ''{Later...}''<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' Welcome to the first meeting of FISH. I shall now do rolecall. Jerry?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I'm under the tree, if you catch my drift.<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' ...No.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Present.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Yeah, allow me to finish my robot. I don't even know what this meeting's about.<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' GO AWAY, ZOO! You aren't in this group!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Why can't I work on my project?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Go do it in the woods or something.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Nope! ''{turns on his project in a certain way. it puts jerry into the sucking part. he turns it off}'' Now stay there and shut up. ''{continues working}''<br /> <br /> ''{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I hate Zoo. I really do.<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' ...That. Is. It. ''{Pulls out crossbow. Fires at project destroying it and freeing Jerry}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Oh, but ''nooooo''! It can repair itself, I bet! And it makes all us ''meanies'' into ''bacon'' or some stupid crap like that! Zoo, all you do is ''ruin'' things! Get out!<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' ''{Fires at Zoo, hitting him in the head and knocking him out}'' ... ''{Realizes what she just did}'' OH ''{bleep}''!!!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' No, I'm sure he'll be magically brought back to life, and he'll ''totally'' kick your butt! Don't bother doing anything.<br /> <br /> ''{2 hours later...}''<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' He's still not getting up...<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{yelling}'' That's because I'm asleep! ''{falls asleep}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Told you.<br /> <br /> ''{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I do not like Zoo, let's get this straight. At first, I thought, &quot;hey! He's not all bad, right?&quot; I was wrong.<br /> <br /> ''{Outhouse Cam: Zoo977}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Look, we can have a grudge on each other. I just want to direct my side towards others, and get Jerry off this island. I know how to.<br /> <br /> ''{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I don't know. At this rate, it looks like most people are against Zoo. But hey! I think it's just me.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts back to the cabin}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Anyways, I need a jello cup. ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' Finally, we can continue the meeting!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Good. Since we seem to be the only ones in FISH who are currently present, I say we start discussing things. Estelle, if you will?<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Right! Oh wait...you said Estelle.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Well, we're always accepting new members. So, Ry-man, you wanna say something?<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' You would make a good FISH member, Ryan. So what do you say? Wanna join? ...Do ya? Do ya? ''{Pokes Ryan repeatedly}'' doyadoyadoyadoyadoya? ....Should I take that long pause as a no or a yes?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I guess so.<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' Okay then! As president of FISH, I say we try to convince others to vote him Zoo off! And I have the perfect plan...<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' I will if I can join. I was anyways.<br /> <br /> ''{zoo walks in. he has an empty jello cup}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Yum yum!<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' Zoo, leave. We're in the middle of something.<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' But can I join FISH? I hate Zoo as much as you guys. He took my bed for one of his lame projects.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' What do you mean? I've been keeping L under my matress!<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' You took my matress.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' WE SAID NO, DAMNIT. ZOO, GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' ''{Whispering to Estelle}'' I got the perfect plan to eliminate him, which I will only tell you if I can join.<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' I ALREADY HAVE A PLAN. YOU, LEAVE. ZOO, LEAVE.<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' It involves free fish, you can have some.<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' Raggon... just... leave. Or else....<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' I am siding with Zoo then.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I heard the whole conversation so far.<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' Well, this is turning out to be a good meeting...<br /> <br /> ''{Ryan is putting on an iron boot}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Zoo, don't make me kick you.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Fine. ''{leaves, slams the door behind him}''<br /> <br /> ''{Raggon follows}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' OH THANK YOU HOLY LORD IN HEAVEN!<br /> <br /> '''GOD:''' No prob.<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' Finally! Now heres my plan... we get Zoo off... WITH THIS! ''{Pulls out a teddy bear}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ... What?<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' TEDDY!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I'm not following you. What?!<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' You see, this bear has a built in microphone. You see, we give it to Zoo. When nobodys around, Ryan will speak through the bear using a different voice. Zoo will think the bear is alive. Everybody else will think he's gone insane and vote him off for his own good! Or... OUR own good.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' He'll never buy it.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Zoo's a moron. Sure he will.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' He's probably listening right now! What we need to do is something completely stupid and moronic. He'll never get it!<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' Or will he? Listen Jerry, are you in... or not? ''{Holds out hand}'' Whoever is in, put you hand on mine.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ... Alright, I'm in. ''{places hand atop Estelle's}''<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' Ryan? ...I just got a bad feeling somebody knows about this.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Me too...but anyway, lets put this plan into action.<br /> <br /> '''ESTELLE:''' Okay! But first... ''{Pulls out a box. Puts the teddy bear in it, wraps it, and puts a tag on it that says, &quot;To Zoo, from Raggon&quot;}'' There! Now he won't suspect a thing! Ryan! Put this somewhere were Zoo can easily find it!<br /> <br /> ''{man-o-man walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN-O-MAN:''' I've been lisining the whole time, can I join FISH?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Hold on, hold on. Guys, Zoo and Raggon know. I know this because they're outside, yelling about it. I vote I use my own plan.<br /> <br /> ''{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' They'll see it coming. But hey, it's worth a shot!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry leaves the cabin.}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Comes in.}'' So, what are you guys doing? Something secret?</div>

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