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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Open to the backyard of Badstar's mansion. Badstar is there with Seph, Maloa, and Kooky}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Alright, crew! It is almost time to begin takeoff. The others shall arrive soon. But first... Kooky! Status report on the ship!<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' A-okay, Cap'n! The flux capacitors are all in great shape, not a metal plate is loose, and the leather seats are oh-so-comfy, sir!<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' Ah.. I remember my first time traveling through time. It was a hoot. Whoooey.<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' Yeah, you never really get over it, do you?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Crew! Today is a momentus day. We shall do what no one else has ever done... we are going to prove the existence of time travel.<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' Like it hasn't been before?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ...SHUT UP YOU. DON'T RUIN MY DREAMS.<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' RUINING DREAMS! RUINING DREAMS!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ...Somebody slap him over the side of the head for me.<br /> <br /> '''ETESAY:''' ''{runs onscreen}'' I will! ''{takes a huge flyswatter out of nowhere, begins whacking maloa repeatedly}''<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' Who's the kid with the technicolor croissant hair? ... Never mind. I don't think I really want to know the answer.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ...Now as I was saying... we shall prove that time travel is-<br /> <br /> '''???:''' A load of crap.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ''{Gasps}'' YOU! My arch rival apparently! Dr Brainfreeze!<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' ''{sing-songy}'' Cliche!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ...Okay, hit him one more time.<br /> <br /> ''{Kooky slaps Maloa.}''<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' We ''all'' know time travel is possible... but you'll never do it. Dolt.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Oh yeah, well... I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' An idiot. Simple as that.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I despise you... anyway, give me one good reason why I can't travel through time!<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Because... well, I've got ''friends'' who can make time travel a pleasant memory.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' And WHAT do you mean by that?<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' ''{offscreen}'' He means he'll kill you probably.<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Indeed. ''Imago'', get over here.<br /> <br /> ''{A strange-looking fly-man in a black lab coat flies over and lands.}''<br /> <br /> '''DR. IMAGO:''' Hello, lads!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' GWAAAAAAAAHHH!?!? Okay, I know we deeply despise each other, b-but... why, oh why, would you wanna kill me!?<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' ''{gets up, charred}'' ...Ow.<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Alright, whatever. I'll break your legs or something.<br /> <br /> '''DR. IMAGO:''' Th-that's no fun.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Okay the- EVERYBODY ON THE SHIP ''{Makes a mad dash towards the deck}''<br /> <br /> ''{maloa gets up, darting towards the ship. he accidentally pushes etesay onboard, barely noticing.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' Who's hungry?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' NOWS NOT THE TIME<br /> <br /> ''{Stereotypical Texan walks into the scene.}''<br /> <br /> '''STEREOTYPICAL TEXAN:''' THAT MEDIC'S A SPY!<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' ''{frantic}'' J-just get on the ship!<br /> <br /> ''{Kooky runs onto the ship, flapping his wing/arm/wing-arms and &quot;woop-woop-woop&quot;ing.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ''{Grabs Seph by the arm and flings him onboard. Gets in pilots seat}'' SEE YA, SUCKAHS!!! ''{Pulls a switch. The ship glows, the vansishes into a flash of light.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Later...}''<br /> <br /> ''{Badstar is driving the ship through a time portal.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' The cotton stars... look how they shine! Look how they shine for you! And everything you do!<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' So, Cap'n... What're we doing now?<br /> <br /> ''{Lemon falls in out of nowhere dressed as a hot nurse.}''<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' ... Wasn't I just at my work's Casual Friday? How the hell did I get here and where are we?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Simple, comrad! We are going to go... TO THE WILD WEST ...And Lemon? Shut up.<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' Who's hungry?<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' Your mom.<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' The Wild West? My grandpa was a sheriff back then... wonder if I'll see him...<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' Mine was the criminal and your grandfather's worst enemy Raggon The Kid.<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' My grandpa was named Hamlet's Ham and was a dancer.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Hey, we're coming up on our exit!<br /> <br /> ''{A sign is floating, pointing to an opening. The sign says &quot;DA WEST&quot;}''<br /> <br /> ''''KOOKY:''' ... Friggin' ''really''? ... Never mind... ''{quietly}'' That's what ''I'' get for trusting science.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Okay, I'm gonna have to go turbo! ''{Presses a button. Rockets come out of the back of the ship. The ship is sent flying at a great speed through the portal. The portal leads to a large desert}'' H-HEY!!! I'VE LOST CONTROL!!!! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!!<br /> <br /> '''LEMON''' CRASH? Here's the last song we'll here in our lives, then.<br /> <br /> ''{Penny Lane starts playing}''<br /> <br /> '''STEREOTYPICAL TEXAN:''' Erectin' a dispenser! ''{somehow builds a control panel from a small toolbox.}''<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' Wow. This really makes me wonder why I didn't put airbags in this. ... Welp. There's one more thing I've got to save us with!<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' ''{&quot;whispering&quot;}'' ''Somebody ask before we ''crash'' alread-<br /> <br /> ''{The ship crashes hard into the sand, yet everything is alright. Badstar flinged from the front of the ship}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR''' AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! ''{Lands on a cactus right in his... special place}'' ...<br /> <br /> ''{Kooky floats down on a chair with a parachute attached to it.}''<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' Ejector seats, yo! I hope everyone got theirs to work safely!<br /> <br /> ''{Kooky's chair lands. He gets up and dusts off his pilot's jacket.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ''{Eye twitches}'' Kooky... I want you to get me off of this thing... and hit me over the head saying that I'm fool for thinking this time travel idea would work...<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' In any specific order- no, never mind.<br /> <br /> ''{Kooky hoists Badstar off the cactus and slaps him in the face.}''<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' So... Any kind of idea what we do first?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, we should probably look for some people or somethin'. There may be a town up ahead. But first before we go... ''{Falls down, still injured from the cactus to the... lower area}'' somebody carry me.<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' Hahaha, no way. I already saved your ass. Literally.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Damn you... l-lets just go... ''{Starts crawling on his hands and knees}''<br /> <br /> ''{Much, much, later...}''</div>

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