https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_step_to_the_endThe step to the end - Revision history2026-05-15T18:38:27ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=The_step_to_the_end&diff=81639&oldid=prevHomestar tiger at 17:11, 1 December 20082008-12-01T17:11:32Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Homestar tiger is mad. He stomps, and the end of the world begins. The ground has began cracking, and Sephiroth is unfortunately next to him.<br />
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''{Homestar tiger is mad. Sephiroth however, is still keeping cool.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' KEEeeePPing YoUr cooL, <small>eh?</small>. Let's SEE you KEEP <big>IT</big> through '''''this.'''''<br />
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''{The ground cracks and the lava of one thousand volcanoes blows.}''<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Okay. ''{Jumps right into the lava.}''<br />
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''{The lava cools and Sephy is locked into the ground by solid rock. Suddenly, the ground heats up again, as Sephiroth rises from the lava, Standing on a block of cooled lava. He starts to step off it. As he steps off, another block of cooled lava comes up for every step he makes. Suddenly, a large patch cools as the lava rises to HSTs level. He puts his arms out and starts emitting light as smoke covers him.}'' <!--Careful.... >:D--><br />
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''{Homestar tiger sonic screams, blowing sephy, the lava and smoke away.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' <big>I WILL KILL ALL.</big> <small>None can stop me.</small><br />
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'''HOMESTAR CUB:''' ''{Running up to Sephiroth}'' Dude, make friends with him before he destroys the universe-And himself!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't worry. I can cool his Ego down. ''{Snaps his fingers, and the scenery changes to that of a 30's Era Nightclub. All 3 of them are wearing Mobster suits.}'' Let's try this.<br />
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''{Homestar tiger forms a toolgun from nothing at all and spawns dynamite. He blows the scenery to smithereens.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR CUB:''' We are ''so'' screwed.<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh nope. ''{Smoke clears to find the scenery in normal condition.}'' Now... ''{Turns his back to HST, and then faces him again. He pulls out a Tommy Gun and starts firing. Once the bullets run out, He puts on a stance and starts dancing.}''<br />
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''{Homestar tiger just swallows the bullets, and he becomes a gun. He fires the bullets at Sephy out his mouth. Sephiroth catches the bullets, and throws them aside. He then starts to run away from HST, out of the nightclub into a desert wasteland.}''<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' .....What?...<br />
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'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' YouUu wiilllil fELellle tthehehe wraaath of myyyyyy brorokeken eeeartth!<br />
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''{The ground under Sephy breaks open, and he falls in.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR CUB:''' BE HIS FRIEND ALREADY!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' I don't surrender! ''{Climbs out.}'' HOW THE HELL DID THIS START ANYWAY?<br />
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''{There is a rumbling from the night club. Homestar tiger is transforming. There is a huge crash, and the nightclub is destroyed and out comes Trogdor Tiger.}''<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh god... Well... TIME FOR A CLICHED TRANSFORMATION TOO! ''{Spin again, and grows into a giant Sephiroth Robot.}'' WHO'S BAD?<br />
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'''''{THE BIGGEST CRUNCH SINCE THE GREAT CAR CRASH}'''''<br />
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''{Trogdor Tiger ate Sephiroth Robot. The robot explodes, returning them into their normal forms.}''<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Tiger... You.. ''{Spits out blood.}'' Idiot... Look... what you did! ''{Points to the ruined landscape of Earth.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Idiot? Idiot? That's what I am! And that's what I love being! You said being an idiot was bad. Which caused me to go insane. So it's your fault, not the idiot!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' You.. You proved it... You single handly destroyed most of the Earth. And you've done the worst thing of all...<br />
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'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Done what? I didn't know, I'm the idiot. Booyah!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' You've caused me to sing a really cheesy song.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' <big>AAAAAAAAAAAAH!</big><br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Sings}'' What about sunrise <br><br />
What about rain<br><br />
What about all the things<br><br />
That you said we were to gain.. .<br><br />
What about killing fields<br><br />
Is there a time<br><br />
What about all the things<br><br />
That you said was yours and mine...<br><br />
Did you ever stop to notice<br><br />
All the blood we've shed before<br><br />
Did you ever stop to notice<br><br />
The crying Earth the weeping shores?<br />
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Aaaaaaaaaah!!!! Aaaaaaaaaah!!! ''{As this happens, a gigantic thunderstorm comes up}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Well, you're gonna kill me? Everyone else is dead, so I'm going to meet up with them. Oh, and if I'm dead, the zombies will blame you for destroying the world. ''{Eats self}''<br />
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''{Groaning. Zombies come up and approach Seph.}''<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm... ''{[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uy8kIXA4STs Spins around again, and dances some more. The Zombie get in lines and join him. He sings again.]}'' <br />
'Cause this Is Thriller, Thriller Night!!! <br><br />
and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about Strike. <br><br />
You Know its Thriller, Thiller Night!!! <br><br />
You're fighting for Your Life inside a Killer, Thriller. <br><br />
OH!! ''{The Moon shines on Sephiroth, reflecting off his eyes.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Un-eating himself}'' I can make the world un-destroyed if you become my friend again.</div>Homestar tiger