Remolay at 02:03, 9 November 2010

2010-11-09T02:03:45Z

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This is just as the title makes it sound, a story that never ends. Anyone can edit. Basic rules apply.
==Lets work on this==
'''RITA:''' Oh, how I do love dounghnuts.

''{DOUGHNUT TIME!}''

'''HOMER:''' Mmm.... Doughnuts from the Iliad.

''{Homer steals all the doughnuts}''

'''MAX GALACTICA:''' That is so not fabulous! ''{flies away on a unicorn}''

''{Suddenly, something appeared behind Rita. She looked back in surprise to see what, or /who/ it was. To her utmost relief, it was David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King.}''

'''JARETH:''' Now now, don't mind me. I am only here for one thing, and one thing only.

''{Jareth swiftly turned around, and he pointed his long, bony finger at Homer, who was sittin down on the ground, munching on the doughnuts.}''

'''JARETH:''' ''{To Homer}'' Excuse me, sir. Would you mind if I had one of those delicious confectionary items that you are carrying?

'''HOMER:''' Huh? Oh, not at all.

'''JARETH:''' Thank you, my friend. You will not regret this decision.

'''HOMER:''' Umm.. Okay.

''{Now holding the doughnut in his hand, Jareth turns back to face everyone else. He takes a bow and grins.}''

'''JARETH:''' Unfortunately, my tiny cameo in this fictional piece has come to an end. I have many duties to attend to in my Goblin Kingdom, so if there is any chance that I will meet you all again, I will be waiting for it happily. Until then, I have to bit you all ado. ''{Disappears in a flash of '80s-style special effects}''

'''RITA:''' Ooh! Special effects! I want a sparkle filter!

''{Homer gets killed by an assassin who then sings "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits}''

''{Raiku walks in, only to get killed by a flying donut.}''

''{a random geisha walks in}''

'''GEISHA:''' Oh look, we now live in a happy world.

'''ASSASSIN:''' ''{singing}'' We got a piston microwave oven, custom kitchen delivery! We got some movies, refridgerators, got some movies color TV!

''{The giesha turns into a giesha shaped bracelet}''

'''THAT ONE GUY THAT WAS IN THE AREA ALL ALONG:''' I'll take a fridge! How many turnips is that?

'''ASSASSIN:''' They can't sell turnips and fridges to a dead man. ''{Assassin takes the pin out of the grenade}''

''{the grenade explodes, revealing it was filled with caramel}''

'''RITA:''' Ew!

''{Robotnik walks onscreen}''

'''ROBOTNIK:''' I'll build myself a microwave.

''{Robotnik builds the microwave.}''

''{Remadin runs in}''

'''REMADIN:''' Caramel!

''{Remadin starts eating the caramel. The microwave turns Remadin into a portal to Breeze Harbor.}''

'''REMADIN PORTAL:''' This caramel tastes like magic spells

''{dancing flowers spontaniously appear, Remolay steps through his brother the portal into the scene}''

'''REMOLAY:''' This has become just like Bo-BoBo Bo BoBo-Bo only without even the slightest hint of a plot

''{Edgeworth yells "Objection!" just like in Ace Attorney}''

'''EDGEWORTH:''' Breeze Harbor is from Spyro the Dragon 2: Ripto's Rage. It's also known in the other places as Spyro 2: Gateway to Glimmer.

'''LUXEMBOURG:''' Blah blah blah, whatever.

''{Cut: The actual Breeze Harbor. Noxigar, <s>even though he's Organization XIII and stuff</s>, is somehow present}''

'''BREEZEBUILER 1:''' Hi. The Land Blubbers are creating a big mess. As such, we need someone to help us keep our fires going without the Land Blubbers dousing them in fire hydrants and water thereof.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Time to put this snake venom in buckets!

'''THE MAGIC OCTOPUS:''' Who needs a hug?

'''REMADIN PORTAL:''' I do, but I think I need not to be a portal to here first.

'''THE MAGIC OCTOPUS:''' HUUUG! ''{hugs the remadin portal tightly}''

''{Everybody dies. There is no such thing as an afterlife, turns out.}''

'''GOD:''' Me dammit! How did they manage this one.

''{God starts the whole process over again}''

'''LIGHT:''' Bye, dark!

'''DARK:''' See you in a few billino years!

''{Cut to Jareth's Goblin Palace. He is sitting on his throne, surrounded a bunch of goblins.}''

'''JARETH:''' Hmm.. That's odd. It's kinda like.. The universe that I just came from imploded and then rebuilt itself. Oh, whatever.

''{Cut back. Breezebuilder eggs are there instead of birds, because time apparently regurgitated itself.}''

'''A TALKING CADBURY'S CREME EGG:''' this thing right here. "the neverending story". it is the worst thing in the world.

'''FLIPPY THE DANCING BOWLING BALL:''' Yeah, it really is. I mean, What's all that garglemesh above our lines?

''{Noxigar arrives onscreen}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Bah, that's a rough draft an English teacher read. She made the future-writer write it again. He, or she, inserted a synopsis of the book of Genesis because he/she wanted to.

'''FLIPPY THE DANCING BOWLING:''' How did you just get here?

'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm a Nobody. Your guess is as good as mine.

''{Remadin flies into the scene}''

'''REMADIN:''' I am now not a portal and am a Marty Stu, Watch me take over this story!

''{Everyone turns into Remadin for one minute exactly}''

'''OTHER REMADIN:''' What just happened?

''{Everyone turns back}''

'''FLIPPY THE DANCING BOWLING:''' Who cares!? It was FUN! Let me try!

''{Everyone turns into Flippy for 30 seconds}''

'''REMADIN:''' Well, now I see how annoying this is...

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Remolay at 02:03, 9 November 2010