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''{Cuts to pinky's bedroom. pinky is packing up her stuff. pablo walks in}''

'''PABLO:''' What are you doing?

'''PINKY:''' You know the apartment complex?

'''PABLO:''' Yes.

'''PINKY:''' Me, amber, biala, the terrels, and lewis got rooms 305 through 309.

'''PABLO:''' Isn't that everyone whos graduated from college plus biala?

'''PINKY:''' She hasnt?

'''PABLO:''' No, but she sent in her aplication. Also, do you know why the terrels aren't letting me into their experiment room?

'''PINKY:''' No. Something about a kirby addiction.

'''PABLO:''' So, did anyone else get apartments?

'''PINKY:''' I think someone else, but I don't know who.

''{cuts to in front of an apartment complex. pinky, biala, the terrels, amber, lewis, and Spanish Guy are there, everyone with a few bags. a moving truck is here.}''

'''AMBER:''' It's great to get out of a stuffy college dorm.

'''BIALA:''' Speaking of college, I hope my aplication gets accepted!

'''LEWIS:''' Where have you been staying?

'''BIALA:''' At an apartment smaller then the apartment I got recently.

'''SPANISH GUY:''' I'm not sure why we have five star rooms with unlimit room service and you still choose a run down flat.

'''AMBER:''' So, who's getting which room?

'''LEWIS:''' Here. ''{takes six flash cards out of his pocket. writes 305, 306, 307, 308, 309, or 310 on each one. he shuffles them, and tosses them around, keeping one for himself.}''

'''AMBER:''' ''{looks at her card}'' 308.

'''BIALA:''' ''{looks at her card}'' 310.

'''LEWIS:''' ''{looks at his card}'' 306.

'''SPANISH GUY:''' ''{looks at his card}'' 307.

'''ANDY:''' ''{Looks at his card}'' 305.

'''PINKY:''' Leaving me with room 309.

'''LEWIS:''' Any objections to these rooms?

'''SPANISH GUY:''' I prefer room six six-

'''SPOT:''' ''{Offscreen}'' NOOOOOO!

'''SPANISH GUY:''' Seven.

'''AMBER:''' There are only four floors. Also, we're on the top floor.

'''SPANISH GUY:''' I'm gonna talk to Mr. Luke about that.

''{Spanish Guy flips out a cellphone}''

'''LEWIS:''' I highly doubt he will make three more floors for one person.

'''SPANISH GUY:''' Awwwww, ommelets!

''{As Spanish Guy puts the cellphone away, Strong Dumb walks in}''

'''STRONG DUMB:''' ROOM! UNIVARSITY!

'''BIALA:''' We don't if I got the spot in college or not.

'''STRONG DUMB:''' LEARN! LEARN LEARN!

'''AMBER:''' Let's check the mailbox once we get inside.

''{cuts to the mailbox's inside. the nine walk in. ambver opens six with 6 different keys on a key ring. only one has a letter in it}''

'''AMBER:''' It's for you! ''{hands the letter to biala. biala takes the note, and opens it}''

'''BIALA:''' ''{reading the note quietly and inconherably. stops and looks up, joyfully}'' I've been accepted!

'''LEWIS:''' Congrats! You'll be able to get a better job than a fry cook at greasebombers!

'''BIALA:''' That is an unfortunate fast food place name!

'''SPANISH GUY:''' Ever been to fatburger?

'''LEWIS:''' Good point.

'''AMBER:''' So, what job did you want to get?

'''BIALA:''' I always dreamed of being a chocolatier.

'''ANDY:''' Well, you don't have to stay at a college dorm!

'''MANDY:''' He said when he was in college, his smelled like cigar smoke.

'''PINKY:''' ...ew.

'''SPANISH GUY:''' When I was in college I got a part time job at some plays which sold fried chicken and said they got it from Kentucky. When I looked on channel "Year 2378" on the TV, Kentucky was now called New York.

'''AMBER:''' Well, lets get our bags!

''{everyone leaves the room. cuts to a hallway. the doors are widely spaced. the nine walk in. lewis opens his door with a key, and looks inside}''

'''LEWIS:''' Woah! Look at the room!

''{cuts to inside the apartment room. there is a wide space for the living room, and a small hallway with four doors. a fifth door is on the end of the hall. a coat rack sits next to the door. a small kitchen can be seen. everyone but the terrels walk in}''

'''AMBER:''' Do all our apartments look like this?

'''SPANISH GUY:''' Hopefully.

'''VOICE:''' ''{Offscreen}'' GET OUTTA THE FIRST CLASS! YOU GET 3RD CLASS!

''{Cut to a small spaced room filled wiht flies and covered in dirt and grease.}''

'''VOICE:''' That's ya room, bums.

'''AMBER:''' Why did you just throw us into room 106?

'''LEWIS:''' Yeah, we got the keys to rooms 305 through 310.

'''BIALA:''' Or, the rooms we were just in.

'''VOICE:''' ''THERE WAS A MIX-UP!''

'''LEWIS:''' We payed the full price for a first class room. You can ask my friend at the counter.

'''AMBER:''' You knew clark before?

'''LEWIS:''' I met him in elementry school! We've been friends even since.

'''SPANISH GUY:''' Man, I ouhta teach this acne man a lesson...

''{Rolls up sleeves}''

'''LEWIS:''' Look, you can ask him yourself. We payed full price. We go the room keys. There wasn't a mix up. We win. You lose.

'''BIALA:''' GUYS, GUYS, COME QUICK!

'''LEWIS:''' Crap. Back to fight in a bit. ''{runs off}''

''{cuts to the lobby. lewis runs in. biala is there,as is a letter.}''

'''LEWIS:''' What's wrong?

'''BIALA:''' I got a...letter...from a friend.

'''AMBER:''' Not him, anyone but him...

'''BIALA:''' Jeremy...

'''LEWIS:''' Oh, that's not good.

'''BIALA:''' He was my childhood bully.

'''LEWIS:''' Okay, here's what you do: First, you take a steak knife and a catapult. And an actual steak.

'''BIALA:''' Sorry, I'm a vegetarian.

'''LEWIS:''' Oh. Then I guess it's your problem!

''{Funstar Player walks in.}''

'''SPNIASH GUY:''' My welcome senses are tingleing.

'''LEWIS:''' It's been a while since I've seen you, funstar! Did you get an apartment here?

''{Axel crashes through the ceiling}''

'''AXEL:''' Wait...where am I?

'''LEWIS:''' Where the buffalo roam.

'''AXEL:''' ''{looks outside a window}'' Wait...I actually made it to ''heaven?!''

'''AMBER:''' Apparently!

'''AXEL:''' Well, so...I guess I'm dead. Great.

'''AMBER:''' It's not all bad. Have you ever tried the cookies from the pastry shop next door?

'''LEWIS:''' Best cookies you will ever have.

'''AXEL:''' Hm...I might just give them a try. Oh, and random question, what would happen if someone died while in heaven?

'''LEWIS:''' They go to either hell or heaven 2.

'''FUNSTAR PLAYER:''' Heaven 2? I don't want to know. Anyway, after my email show abruptly went out of business, I killed myself out of depression. That's how I ended up here. I should have killed Strong Bad first for stealing my viewers, though.

'''LEWIS:''' Oof.

'''BIALA:''' Are my ears slowly going insane?

'''AXEL:''' Um...I'm...going...to the pastry shop. For cookies.

'''LEWIS:''' Don't get the everything donuts!

'''SPANISH GUY:''' I still regret eating obsessino...

'''LEWIS:''' I'm gonna go make sure there wasn't a mix up with the room keys. ''{walks towards the counter.}''

'''COUNTER MAN:''' YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH WHADD'YA WANT? YOU GOT ANY JELLY DONUTS? NAWWW, WE'RE OUTTA JELLY DONUTS.

'''LEWIS:''' I'm looking for clark.

'''COUNTER MAN:''' Fourth floor, guy with no self-esteem and is listening to Linkin Park on his iPod.

'''LEWIS:''' That's not clark!

'''COUNTER MAN:''' Oh, yeah, that's me. Now what?

'''LEWIS:''' Clark's the guy who sold me the room keys.

'''CLARK:''' 'Kay, lemme see them.

'''LEWIS:''' Was there a mix-up on the keys you gave me?

'''CLARK:''' Chances. Yeah....tell this "Biala" guy that she just gave me her mastercard.

'''BIALA:''' I'm a girl! Also, I did?

'''LEWIS:''' Something tells me you're not getting a degree at uni, Biala.

'''CLARK:''' Now excuse me as I find a ATM.

''{CLark walks off}''

'''LEWIS:''' How did you even get in?

'''BIALA:''' I was always here.

'''LEWIS:''' I meant into college.

''{Cut to Axel at the pastry shop}''

'''AXEL:''' Here I am at the pastry store...for cookies.

''{Cut to Axel, dashing at a high speed with a psychotic expression on his face. Heavy metal music accompianes this.}''

''{cuts to back inside the apartment complex. biala and lewis are still arguing}''

'''LEWIS:''' Zombies eyes aren't ever green!

''{axel rushes by at full speed}''

'''LEWIS:''' Perhaps I should have told him how much sugar was in the cookies.

'''BIALA:''' You mean the suger-coated, sugar-flavoured peices of sugar? Yeah.

'''LEWIS:''' I'm gonna go make buy an ultimate hot chocolate. ''{walks off}''

'''BIALA:''' I'm going to cut to a scene of my first day in uni.

''{Cuts to Biala, The Terrels and Spot in one dorm. Zachary is playing his porto falcon obssessivly}''

'''ZAZHARY:''' Take that King Dedede! ...de...de....de..................de.

'''BIALA:''' De de de! (Hey!)

'''ZACHARY:''' De de. de de dede? (Hey. Do you know how to finish this level?)

'''BIALA:''' De de. (I can't see it.)

'''ZACHARY:''' De. De de de de. (Oh. Right.)

'''BIALA:''' De de deede dede deeeeee. (???)

''{zachary bursts out in laughter}''

'''SPOT:''' OH, GOD I'M FOUR YEARS OLD, INJECT MY EMO HERE

''{Spot holds out her lone arm, as if asking for an injection}''

'''AMBER:''' Um... biala, do you want to visit the university?

'''BIALA:''' Dee! I meam, sure!

'''SPOT:''' And thus the sub-plot begins. ''{Laughs maniacally}''

'''ZACHARY:''' I think andy can help you with that.

'''SPOT:''' Why'd you have to ruin my fun?

'''ZACHARY:''' How?

'''SPOT:''' I was busy laughing maniacally!

'''ZACHARY:''' Ok... Dee! I mean, sure!

'''SPOT:''' I'm going to listen to My Chemical Romance.

'''ZACHARY:''' BAD MUSIC ALERT! BAD MUSIC ALERT!

'''SPOT:''' You pobably listen to to Soldier Boy, foo'.

'''ZACHARY:''' I'ts So''uljia'' boy, and his musics crappy!

''{amber and biala walk away}''

'''SPOT:''' Much like your face. OOOH, BURN.

'''ZACHARY:''' ''{sarcastically}'' A face joke. How mean.

'''SPOT:''' I'd like to see you do better!

'''ZACHARY:'''' ''{Sighs}''

''{Cut to Amber and Biala walking down the university hall. They bump into Funstar.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' You two need to watch where you're going!

'''AMBER:''' Oh, yeah, well ''you'' need to get some vision installed!

'''BIALA:''' Hey!

'''AMBER:''' Sorry, forgot you don't know how to comb your hair.

'''BIALA:''' You know that someone superglued it in place like this while I was asleep.

'''LEWIS:''' ''{Offscreen}'' WASN'T ME!

'''BIALA:''' Anyways, what's my first class?

'''AMBER:''' ...It's saturday.

'''BIALA:''' But...but...that's a weekend...

'''FUNSTAR:''' Um...yeah. Now if you excuse me, I have a meeting to go to.

''{Funstar walks offscreen.}''

'''SPOT:''' So, you're screwed if you can't take it. Anywho, I'm off to Media Studies.

'''BIALA:''' Where?

'''SPOT:''' One-four-seven. You've got science.

'''BIALA:''' Good. I'm great at science. Now, do you mix the cotten balls with the hypoteneuse?

'''SPOT:''' ...Bye. ''{walks off}''

'''AXEL:''' I'm back with the cookies!

'''BIALA:''' ''{waving the wrong way}'' Hi!

'''AXEL:''' I'm not over there.

''{cuts to a science class room. biala walks in, and sits down}''

'''BIALA:''' ''{yelling way too loud}'' I'M READY!

'''MR.G (SCIENCE TEACHER):''' YES! WHY DID THAT TAKE HALF AN HOUR?

'''BIALA:''' I was in a state of deep no-thoughts.

'''MR.G:''' Okay, Ms. Lemon. Now does anyone know where kitten juice comes from?

'''BIALA:''' Salt!

'''MR. G:''' Wrong. Mr Freeman, what's the main cause of indigo proph-

'''BIALA:''' I KNOW!

'''MR. G:''' Is your name Freeman?

'''BIALA:''' It may be somewhat related to a portion of a letter of that name!

'''AXEL:''' ''{rolls his eyes and sighs}''

'''MR. G:''' Anyway, todays lesson is over. Brush up on your subjects, like, a bunch. That means ''you'', Ms. Lemon.

'''BIALA:''' Just pass me a duster and I'll get started.

'''AXEL:''' ''{sarcastic laughter}'' AHAHAHAHA! AHAHA IT'S A PUN!

'''BIALA:''' ''{pulls a duster out of her desk, whacks axel on the head with it}'' You know I hate puns!

''{Axel grumbles. The screen then uses a Batman-esque transition screen to show Lewis and Amber argueing.}''

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