https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_big_burn%2F2 2026-04-27T15:52:19Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=The_big_burn/2&diff=37478&oldid=prev 2008-08-31T00:52:22Z

<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{cuts to zoo walking next to a busy street. the sun is beginning to set. his head darts rapidly.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Dot! Albino! ''{stops darting his head around}'' Man, I'm getting hungry. ''{walks offscreen. cuts to a diner. the waitress is arguing with zoo}''<br /> <br /> '''WAITRESS:''' I'm sorry, but we can't inject cheese into a hamburger bun.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' But the sign says &quot;custom orders accepted&quot;!<br /> <br /> '''WAITRESS:''' That isn't what it means.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Fine. But can I get melted cheese on the side?<br /> <br /> '''WAITRESS:''' Sure? ''{walks off. zoo takes out a journal, and begins writing}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Day 1: No luck. I think that Dot and albino traveled a bit farther than town. Maybe they wandered over where the concert lake is. I guess I'll check there tomorrow. <br /> <br /> ''{a hand put a hamburger next to zoo, with melted chese on the side}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{stops writing}'' Man, this place is fast. ''{continues writing, while injecting cheese into the hamburgers buns}'' But for now, I need to get a hotel room, a map of the area, and... generic essential tool. ''{puts down the pen. the scene cuts when zoo is about to bite the burger. he is in a hotel lobby. a man is at the counter}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN:''' Why do you want a wrecking ball stuck in the side of your room?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' To make it feel more like at home!<br /> <br /> '''MAN:''' A wrecking ball is stuck in your home?!?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' No, there's a giant hole in my room. I get wet when it floods!<br /> <br /> '''MAN:''' Okay? ''{hands zoo a room key, zoo pays. cuts to zoos hotel room. his stuff is on the bed. zoo is using his microscope.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{looking through the telescope}'' There's well! ''{pushes a button. some smoke goes through the air vents.}'' Erm... Hoorah? ''{a door knock is heard. Liame is at the door}''<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Do you know why there's smoke in my room?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Oh, that's my telescope!<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' TELESCOPE? TELESCOPE THIS!<br /> <br /> ''{Liame throws fire at Zoo but Zoo dodges it and hits his telescope. It spins around and lands on a new constellation}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Thanks, Liame!<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Whatever. Now, you look like you're going to pinch it?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I'm going to pinch what? ''{pronounces &quot;what&quot; like &quot;butt&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' OH MY GOSH!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Liame ROLFs (Rolls on the floor laughing)}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' What? I don't get it!<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' You said you were going to pinch butt! Hey, spell Icup.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I-C-U-P.<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Spell &quot;Icup funny colors&quot;, but just say funny colors.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I-C-U-P funny colors.<br /> <br /> ''{Liame laughs again}''<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Oh man that never gets old...<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I still don't get it.<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Well, anyway, I'm hungry.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Hungry for what?<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:'''Eggs, side of bacon.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Um, it's 5:07 at night...<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' So?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:'''Well, I wouldn't suggest the diner. They wouldn't inject cheese into my hamburger.<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Dare I ask?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' What ever. I do have a plan! ''{throws the room service menu at Liame}''<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Hmmm... Doesn't have it on here.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{opens his laptop, begins searching. he looks up blankly}'' Maybe the all day breakfast place in the lobby.<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Oh, thanks. ''{Runs to the lobby.}''<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to the lobby. zoo rushes down the stairs, and runs into a weird knick-knack shop. Liame comes down as well. he notices zoo}''<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Hey Zoo! Get me a clock from there, OK?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Got it!<br /> <br /> ''{Liame walks up to the breakfast bar, and grabs a plate. he then sits down. zoo follows, wearing a weird hat that looks like a chocolate milkshake. he hands Liame a clock}''<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Dare I ask, milkshake head?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{takes the hat off, opens the top. Inside is a bunch of candy, his wallet, a photo book, a DS, 2 beebee guns, and a camera}'' It convenient, and I like milkshakes. A LOT!<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Haha, a regular DS? I have a DS Light with the LoZ logo on it.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Thats also not what it appears. ''{opens the DS. Its holds his cell phone, and a still packaged salt and pepper shaker set. And a normal DS.}'' See?<br /> <br /> '''LIAME:''' Haha. I can beat ''that'' old thing. ''{Opens his DS. It has a finger massager, a computer, a game cartrige holder, and a MP3 player}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Cool! ''{takes out a bag of the sour power on skittles. he closes the hat, and puts it on. He then drinks the powder}''</div>

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