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<p>I might be developing Carple Tunnel</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Ding dong merrily on *blows nose* sorry guys I'm actually deathly ill like I think I might have small pox or oral thrush or something<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Open to the two. Quint is wearing a green scarf and antlers. Henry is wearing a green scarf and antlers.}''<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' QUINT! We BOTH agreed only one of us could wear antlers. Go back there and put your santa hat on!<br /> <br /> ''{Quint mopes back...MOPILY. He then comes back with a santa hat on. Like you might expect.}''<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Aight. Let's watch some fantastic Christmas telly.<br /> <br /> ''{The screen statics up briefly like Slenderman is nearby or something before cutting to a screen, which flips on. Neither Quint or Henry are seen, but they provide a running commentary to the ultimatley meaningless, and thus undescribed images on the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' I wonder what's on. The Snowman? Die Hard? It's a Wonderful Life?<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' I beat Comedy Central has one of those South Park Christmas specials on<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' Or UKTV Gold is showing one of the hundreds of Only Fools and Horses Christmas specials!<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Ooh, How The Grinch Stole Christmas!<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody!<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Quite frankly, I hate all of these programs. Not enough short pauses.<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' The Office Christmas has like forty.<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Yeah but for some reason that's never shown around Christmas.<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' Weird.<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' I mean, who knows, Quint. Every now and then a new sitcom Christmas special will come along and surprise us. Like who knows. Maybe every year from now we'll be watching the Christmas special from the offbeat slapstick Sky 1 comedy &quot;Spy&quot;!<br /> <br /> ''{Short pause. Quint and Henry share a hearty laugh}''<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' But honestly, I just really love &quot;Spy&quot;.<br /> <br /> ''{End}''</div>

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