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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''ZAPPO:''' Now meet the ferocious beasts you must slay! Like...the GLOBATROLL!<br /> <br /> [[Image:Golblatroll.PNG|Globatroll]]<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Aw, he looks sad...or stupid...<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' He looks like dead meat to me!<br /> <br /> ''{A globatroll wails, and Chwoka clutches his ear, then falls down}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I'm a robot! I fear no wails!<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB takes out his mace and kills the globatroll.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Ohhh, yeah! One down! What next, Zappo?<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' An orchestra of Globatrolls!<br /> <br /> ''{Thousands of Globatrolls appear, and begin moaning. Chwoka explodes.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Lemon poofs in}''<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' O HAI THAR<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' No time for this! Chwoka just exploded!<br /> <br /> ''{Vindicator walks past the Globatroll}''<br /> <br /> '''VINDICATOR:''' Fatty.<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB takes out his mace again and kills them all in one fell swoop.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Take ''that''!<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka comes back to life}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' Fair enough, easy kills.But now you must face a PROFESSORBLAG!<br /> <br /> [[Image:Profblaag.PNG|Professorblag]]<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' That sounds like a rejected DnD character.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Come on, Zappo! Is that the best you can do?<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' That thing is ugly.<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' They're worse than they look!<br /> <br /> ''{The professorblag throws a potion at SkullB, which singes him. SkullB dies.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''{as a ghost}'' Kill him, Lemon! Avenge meeee!<br /> <br /> ''{Lemon takes SkullB's mace and eats it. He can now shoot out mace out! And of coarse he shoots it out at the Blag guys}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' You killed him! You killed an actual professor! Oh, man! You're good, you little punk... But try and best my FIRE IMPS!<br /> <br /> [[Image:Fireimp.PNG|Fire Imp]]<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB comes back to life.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I'm sure dousing him with water would work!<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' I was supposed to be Mr. Fire! Whatever, I'm ''learning'' water spells!<br /> <br /> ''{Lemon shoots water at the Fireimp; yet misses}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' He looks so happy! Let's not kill him. He can be our pet!<br /> <br /> ''{Lemon tries again and hits it, making it into a big, black, ball}''<br /> <br /> [[Image:Normalimp.PNG|Imp]]<br /> <br /> ''{The imp now simply walks around a bit woozy.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' you just set a regular imp on fire!? How lazy can you get!?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' We must keep him!<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' Grrr! Why can't I best you? No matter...<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' Just wait till I unleash my ultimate move. It'll pwn everything! But I'm not ready....<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' prepare to meet...GECKOBANNANA! A ROOM FULL OF THEM!<br /> <br /> [[Image:Geckobanana.PNG|Geckobanana]]<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' ''{trying to hold in laughs}'' Geckobannana?<br /> <br /> ''{OOC: Someone control me, going into shower}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' That's it? Geckobananas? Please, I could kill these things in my sleep!<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB takes out his sword and chops one of them in half.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' So you can kill one... HOW ABOUT ONE HUNDRED?<br /> <br /> ''{Lemon laughs and sets fire to the whole crowd of Geckobananas.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' ... Come on! Looks like it's time to introduce my secret weapon... the GLOBATROLL!<br /> <br /> [[Image:Moredifferentglobatroll.PNG|More Different Globatroll]]<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... That's just a Globatroll.<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' No! It's clearly different!<br /> <br /> ''{OOC: Goodnight, guys. Gotta get some sleep 'round here.}''<br /> <br /> ''{OOC: Back. What I miss?}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Raggonix, throw a bomb at him!<br /> <br /> '''RAGGONIX:''' Got it, Comrade! ''{Raggonix throws a huge bomb at the Globatroll destroying it}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' What? There's ''more'' of you? Grrr...<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' YOU CAN NEVER STOP US.<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' Well! Never mind that! Let me just conjure up another enemy...<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' Heh, whats it named? Lorgrots?<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' No! The GLOBETROTTAH!<br /> <br /> [[Image:Globetrotter.PNG|Globetrotter]]<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' So you painted this one like a basketball and put it on stilts?<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' Yes!<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' Zappo, can you get any more unoriginal?<br /> <br /> '''VINDICATOR:''' ''{begins whistling}''<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' Stop making useless cameos. And how did you get here?<br /> <br /> '''VINDICATOR:''' F10.<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' I just clicked that button on my keyboard. It just selected that &quot;Files&quot; thing on the top of my screen.<br /> <br /> ''{The Globetrotter impales Lemon, killing him.}''<br /> <br /> ''''LEMON:''' SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE ''{spirit washes away}''<br /> <br /> ''{Badstar appears out of nowhere and slices the stilts in half then while the Globetrotter is falling he stabs the whole sword through him.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' YOU JUST GOT... THUNDERSTRUCK!!!!!!<br /> <br /> '''VINDICATOR:''' Well when I press F10-<br /> <br /> ''{Vindicator disappears, a turning hourglass appears in his place and Vindicator reappears}''<br /> <br /> '''VINDICATOR:''' I leave the world for a short time then reappear. If I choose to come back, per se.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' did you run out of magic points or soemthing?<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka trips the G;lobetrotter, who falls with a splat.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' No! I've been keeping them in reserve for the final creature...<br /> <br /> [[Image:Mskite.PNG|Ms. Kite]]<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' THE FEARSOME ''MS. KITE''!<br /> <br /> '''MS. KITE:''' ''{purrs}''<br /> <br /> '''VINDICATOR:''' YOU'RE FAT!<br /> <br /> ''{Lemon somehow comes to life}''<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' A KITE?<br /> <br /> ''{Ms. Kite burns Lemon and Vindicator with a single breath. They both crumble into ashes}''<br /> <br /> '''VINDICATOR:''' Oh no she didn't.<br /> <br /> ''{Lemon comes to life.}''<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' HEY IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRE BREATHER. NOW LETS FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE<br /> <br /> ''{Lemon throws fire at Ms. Kite. Vindicator somehow throws a bucket of water at Ms. Kite.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Ms. Kite, being several factors taller than anyone, is barely singed.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Great... ETHER!!! ''{Attacks Ms. Kite with Ike's final smash}''<br /> <br /> ''{Ms. Kite dies}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' hey look a door<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' It's locked! You have to find the key!<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' ''{picks up something sparkly from the ground. its the key.}'' Found it.<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' That's the fake one! The real one is in the maze!<br /> <br /> ''{The trio run in with the key and open the door.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAPPO:''' No! You fiends!<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Wizard's Hamlet|They open the door to a wonderous outside world...]]}''</div>

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