Noxigar: NO FLEX, ZONE. NO FLEX, ZONE.

2018-05-18T05:21:14Z

NO FLEX, ZONE. NO FLEX, ZONE.

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== Transcript ==

''{Cut to Garland (Gen 1 Noxigar) and Noelle on the couch. It looks as though he is trying to dye her hair blonde, but he missed some spots.}''

'''NOELLE:''' I appreciate you helping me dye my hair from pink to blonde.

'''GARLAND:''' I don't see why you have to do it.

'''NOELLE:''' Because I'm tired of being compared to characters from hentai.

''{Short pause.}''

'''GARLAND:''' Understandable.

''{Garland takes out a mirror.}''

'''GARLAND:''' Let's have a look!

''{Garland gives the mirror to Noelle. She uses it to see how the hair looks, and smiles.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Wow! It... it... somehow doesn't look horrible!

'''GARLAND:''' Come on, be brutal.

''{Noelle frowns.}''

'''NOELLE:''' I'm not going to undermine the effort you put into helping me already. I know dying hair isn't really your thing.

'''GARLAND:''' There are days where I deadass wish I could dye my hair green, or blonde.

'''NOELLE:''' Wait, have you seriously considered-

'''GARLAND:''' Cosplaying as either myself or as Namine from Kingdom Hearts, as a last-ditch effort to be un-exiled from the Kingdom Hearts fandom, because I don't expect Kairi to be playable in-

''{Noelle lifts her arms up in resignation.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Okay, okay. I get it, I think Lex gets it, I... don't know who wouldn't at this point.

''{Another short pause.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Let's go get coffee before I have to do secretary work again.

''{Garland nods. Cut to the both of them having vanilla lattes at a Starbuck's.}''

'''GARLAND:''' Don't you have a Battel to be going to?

'''NOELLE:''' We stopped doing those years ago.

''{Short pause.}''

'''GARLAND:''' Oh.

''{And that's all he had to say, was "Oh."}''

'''NOELLE:''' Have you considered writing a romcom?

'''GARLAND:''' A bajillion times.

'''NOELLE:''' Let me guess, still ironing out your people skills deficiencies?

'''GARLAND:''' No, I just haven't found a romcom I unironically liked.

'''NOELLE:''' How about that one anime, The Asterisk War?

'''GARLAND:''' It's a bad adaptation and I want to read the original light novel because-

'''NOELLE:''' Don't need to explain the whole thing, fam.

'''GARLAND:''' So do you want to be in Wikihood? Sephiroth and Remolaychips are setting up auditions, and-

'''NOELLE:''' '''''OH, DO I!'''''

''{Noelle smiles widely, her eyes glowing pink.}''

'''NOELLE:''' '''''I haven't gotten to do anything fun since the Battel Dome closed.'''''

''{Garland pats Noelle on the back.}''

'''GARLAND:''' There, there. I just need to get past this massive fucking burnout I've had since early 2016-

'''NOELLE:''' '''''Hurry the fuck up.'''''

''{Short pause. Noelle closes her eyes and sighs.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Sorry, I just get sad about being neglected.

'''GARLAND:''' I had this same talk with Edgymancer, too.

''{Noelle's eyes stop glowing.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Put me in, coach.

''{Noelle hugs Garland.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Just put me in.

''{Fin.}''

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