https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Super_Cryptogamer_Super_Show%21%2FEP7The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP7 - Revision history2026-04-12T00:47:42ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=The_Super_Cryptogamer_Super_Show!/EP7&diff=144674&oldid=prevNinja Pom Pom at 22:55, 4 September 20092009-09-04T22:55:01Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{open: a golf course, with gray grass. Shadow Keith Pom and Shadowgamer are here. SG hands SKP a 3 wood, and SKP begins to swing it. As he does, he whacks SG in the head with it.}''<br />
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'''SKP:''' Fore! ''{swings}''<br />
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'''SG:''' ''{staggering back}'' I think I have a concussion...<br />
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'''SKP:''' Oops. Sorry.<br />
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''{swings it, but KO's SG}''<br />
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'''SG:''' ''{weakly}'' Owwwww...<br />
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'''SKP:''' Dammit! I always hit them! Tell you what, I'll let you teach my kids at the school I own.<br />
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'''SG:''' I... just won't question the myriad of things wrong with that.<br />
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''{Raiku pops in.}''<br />
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'''RAIKU:''' Welcome to Horribly Evil Golf Courses! ''{pops out}''<br />
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'''SG:''' ''{rubs eyes}'' ...What.<br />
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''{cut to SG at a kindergarten room tied in a chair and tipped over with kids running all over}''<br />
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''{kid comes up to his face}''<br />
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'''KID:''' You're UGLY!<br />
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''{kicks him in the nose}''<br />
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'''SG:''' Careful, now, little boy-slash-girl, I was the former bodyguard and wizard to the overlord!<br />
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''{kicks him again}''<br />
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'''KID:''' Daddy says if you are stupid, he would take away your powers!<br />
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'''SG:''' "Daddy" says a lot of things... I know a secret or two...<br />
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''{kicks him a third time}''<br />
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'''KID:''' Daddy figured out your secrets!<br />
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''{repeatedly kicks him}''<br />
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'''RAIKU:''' GO KID!<br />
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'''SG:''' But do you know Big Br- Er, "Daddy"'s secrets?<br />
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'''KID:''' ''{suspisous}'' What secrets?<br />
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'''SG:''' Well, everything you know is a lie. The stuff they teach you is a lie. Your medication is a lie. The cake is a lie. Plus, he likes to put on a big ol' pink bunny suit and tango.<br />
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'''KID:''' I want a new daddy!<br />
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'''SG:''' Will you help me get to the Inverse Dimension, then?<br />
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'''KID:''' Daddy, I can do ANTHING.<br />
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'''SG:''' Uh... Good. But, we'll need some help. ''{claps hands; shadow versions of Squatcha, Zoe, Utarefson, Vid, Raiku, All the VG group, Racer, and Clovington show up.}'' Impressive, eh? Alright, guys, let's go have a chat with my good friend NPS...<br />
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''{cut to all of them but the kid tied up, hanging over a tiger}''<br />
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'''NPS:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!<br />
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'''SHADOW RAIKU:''' ''"We are hanging over a cat, get us back on the welcome mat"'' ''{they are brought down.}''<br />
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'''SG:''' Nice jorb, ya stupid robot. You got us from dnagling over a tiger, to right next to a tiger. Reeeeaaal nice.<br />
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''{tiger suddenly walks offscreen. Cut to the tiger heading for a treat paced by the kid}''<br />
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'''SG:''' Wow, good job kid! Now let's&mdash; NPS is right behind me, isn't he?<br />
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'''NPS:''' But soon I'll be behind a corpse.<br />
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'''SHADOW RAIKU:''' I don't know any spells that get rid of a psychopath.<br />
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'''SHADOW VID:''' ''{looks at Shadow Utarefson}''<br />
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'''SU:''' HINDENBURG! <br />
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'''SV:''' ''{pulls out a lighter}''<br />
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''{NPS turns the whole shadow VG group to ashes}''<br />
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'''THE REST:''' Aw, hell.<br />
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'''SHADOW RAIKU:''' REVERSO! ''{everyone turns back to normal.}''<br />
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''{NPS does it again}''</div>Ninja Pom Pom