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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{open: a black screen}''<br /> <br /> '''JAM:''' Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu, (Previously on the Stupid Dumbass Stupid Show,)<br /> <br /> '''OFFICER BRIMBLESKI:''' Keith Pom, you are under arrest for messed-up looking animal abu- What in blazes happened to the damn jail?!<br /> <br /> '''LEO:''' No, it isn't KP! It's....<br /> <br /> ''{KP reveals to be SKP}'''<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' Shadow Keith Pom!<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' You?! How'd YOU get here?!<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' Disguise. Duh.<br /> <br /> ''{Now...}''<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' No, how'd you get to Earth? You know getting shadows here is very complicated!<br /> <br /> '''OFFICER BRIMBLESKI:''' Uh, what about the jail?<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' I went through the jail toilet, which sewer water mixed with shadow causes an nuclear explosion.<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' What about ol' mummyface?<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' Yeah, I don't know who dat is.<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' Well kiddies, you know what that means! Time for a flashback! Shadowpher, do the honors.<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' ''{waves hand so we do a wavy flashback.}'' <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Crypto, sitting in a padded cell.}''<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' Oh, so this is how they treat me, after all we did for them! Well, when I get ''{the wall cracks open and the room shakes}'' Yes! Vid came through! ''{Runs into opening, into a room containing a man in a white suit and black fedora, polishing a shotgun}'' Well howdy thar stranger.<br /> <br /> '''STRANGER:''' Hmm... Yes, just call me that. ''{turns around, to reveal his face is bandaged up (like a mummy) with two holes for his eyes, which are covered by red tinted sunglasses.}'' You bustin' out?<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' Oh, he's the fourth wall police, tracking you down.<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' ... ... ... Whatever.<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' Anyways, I came back to invite Shadowpher back to Shadow Dimension, but I also played jokes.<br /> <br /> ''{manical laughter}''<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' How the hell do you plan to do that? Me and Crypto've tried, but it seems impossible.<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' You gotta click you heels and say &quot;I belevive in Shadow-going-backness&quot;.<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' What.<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' Very what.<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' Wanna go back, or not?<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' Will I have to work for ''{shudders} him'' again?<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' No, NPS will let you work for me and you're my favorite.<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' He'd better not double-cross me again, though. But, I'll take you up on your offer, for now.<br /> <br /> '''OFFICER BRIMBLESKI:''' Uh, seriously, what the hell happened to my jail?!<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' Shut up and just be happy you wern't in there at THE DAMN TIME!<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' Well? I want to see if NPS has completely ruined everything yet.<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' Fine. Do it.<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' ... Vid, turn off the camera<br /> <br /> '''VID''' Okay.<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' ... I'm serious, idgit.<br /> <br /> '''VID:''' ''{Stifling laughter}'' Okay. ''{Pushes a button on the camera.}''<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' ''{Glaring; clicks heels}'' I belevive in Shadow-going back-ness.<br /> <br /> ''{The whole gang teleports to Shadow dimension. all but SKP fall on ground}''<br /> <br /> '''VID:''' Hey, how'd we ''all'' end up here?!<br /> <br /> '''SKP:''' Everyone in a range of ten feet go with the person that did it.<br /> <br /> '''OFFICER BRIMBLESKI:''' Er, y'all are under arrest for kidnapping an off-<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' Oh, do be quiet. ''{waves hand; Brimbleski is muted}'' Well, where's ol' ugly?<br /> <br /> '''NPS:''' Over here, you stupid waste of space. Now, shut up or you'll be my guard again. Your job with SKP is........caddy.<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' ...Fine. <br /> <br /> '''ZOE:''' What about us?<br /> <br /> '''NPS:''' Oh, yea. SKP, take them home.<br /> <br /> '''VID:''' ''{whispering}'' I thought you said this was impossible!<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' ''{whispering back}'' I did I did I did.<br /> <br /> ''{SKP does the thing with everyone but SG and NPS in range of ten feet}''<br /> <br /> ''{cut to the Yates}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOE:''' ...How long do you think Shadow'll last 'til he whacks SKP over the head with a golf club?<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' About... the front nine.<br /> <br /> '''KP:''' Hey, guys.<br /> <br /> ''{end toon]''</div>

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