Ninja Pom Pom: /* Transcript */

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''{Open: a dingy cell. Crypto is thrown in.}''

'''CG:''' Hey, thanks for the ride, Mr. Policeman! Man, I seriously thought I could run faster'n he could. ''{looks around, sees a dingy lookin' guyin jail clothes and a large crack in the floor.}'' 'Sup dude.

'''RANDOM CONVICT:''' Heyya, whater you'se ins forr?

'''CG:''' Eh, hacked some craptake of a website. "Clam" something...

'''POLICEMAN:''' Mr. Gamére, please come with me. It's time for your phone call.

'''CG:''' Oh goody gumdrops! ''{skips off}''

''{cut: a grimy room. An equally grimy old man is sitting at a desk, and gives Crypto a look that, if they could kill, would have caused a nuclear explosion. He waves a metal detector over CG, and takes his sunglasses, DS Lite, some money, and the grenade launcher off Crypto's person and stuffs them inside a drawer, which is full of knives. At this sight, Crypto has a flashback. Cut to a wall. In shadow, there are two hands sitting on a table, and another set polishing a large knife.}''

'''VOICE:''' Heh heh, this is whatcha get for, running off... ''{cut to the Yates. Vid is sitting on the deck, messing around with a lighter. A ringtone version of Smoke on the Water plays, and Vid sets down the lighter and pulls out a cell phone.}''

'''VID:''' Yeah, hello? He WHAT? They DID? You WHAT? My god, where're.. Oh. Yeah, I'll get 'em. Wait, plan Tri Omega Omega Tri Lambda Alpha? Daaaaaaamn. ''{cut: outside of the jail. Everyone but Crypto is here. A large cannon is here as well, manned by Utarefson.}''

'''ZOE:''' It just has to be ''my'' brother that does this crap...

'''VID:''' Aw, just ignore it. It's what I do. Now, ready, FIRE! ''{Utarefson fires the cannon, and a ridiculously fat nerd comes out and hits the wall.}''

''{KP enters}''

'''KP:''' Hey guys. Breaking Crypto out?

'''VID:''' Yeah. FIRE! So, how about- FIRE!-you?

'''KP:''' Trying to inherit the internet.

'''VID:''' Oh. G'luck, kid. FIRE!

'''UTAREFSON:''' CLICK 5!!!!

'''VID:''' What?! Outta ammo?! How the crap are we supposed to find fat nerds aroun- Oh, this'll be good.

''{KP looks freaked}''

'''KP:''' WAIT! LEO JUST GOT OFF HIS DIET TODAY! HE'S THE NEW FATTEST NERD!

'''VID:''' Well, where is he?

'''KP:''' AT CUPCAKES 'R US! ACROSS TEH STREET!

'''VID:''' Jam, get the gato. In the meantime... ''{Cut to Crypto, sitting in a padded cell.}''

'''CG:''' Oh, so this is how they treat me, after all we did for them! Well, when I get ''{the wall cracks open and the room shakes}'' Yes! Vid came through! ''{Runs into opening, into a room containing a man in a white suit and black fedora, polishing a shotgun}'' Well howdy thar stranger.

'''STRANGER:''' Hmm... Yes, just call me that. ''{turns around, to reveal his face is bandaged up (like a mummy) with two holes for his eyes, which are covered by red tinted sunglasses.}'' You bustin' out?

'''CG:''' And what iffin' I is?

'''STRANGER:''' Ya need to get out quick. This place is about to be blown to bits.

'''CG:''' Alright, sir! I'd best to be gettin' goin!

'''STRANGER:''' Wait! These yours? ''{hands Crypto the items the jailer took, aside from the money.}''

'''CG:''' Thank yeh, kindly. ''{blows a hole in the wall with the launcher, and jumps out of the joint. Meanwhile...}''

'''VID:''' Why ain't Jam back yet? ''{KP, with crutches, hobbles onscreen.}''

'''KP:''' You may be my friends, but I can arrest you for Pom Abuse.

''{CG lands on KP and bounces off}''

'''CG:''' Boing! Hey soup guys.

'''VID:''' Uh, 'bout sendin' us to the lockup... ''{points at the crumbling jail}''

'''KP:''' The jail is a stomach. Squatcha's, to be exact.

'''SQUATCHA:''' GET IN MY BELLY!

''{A VERY fat Leo walks onscreen.}''

'''LEO:''' They force fed me! I'm still on a di-

'''KP:''' Not anymore!

'''JAM:''' ''{from inside Leo}'' Chu Chu CHU! (Get me outta here!)

'''KP:''' In 'bout....... a year.

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4:''' <tt>I SHALL ASSIST YOU.</tt> ''{Using its tentacle as a magnet, L.U.S.C.A. pulls Jam out of Leo's throat by his screw.}''

'''ZOE:''' ''{0_o}''

'''JAM:''' Chu Chu Chu Chu. (That... was disgusting.)

'''LEO:''' How'd you even get INSIDE me?!

'''JAM:''' ...Chu Chu. (My name is Jam for a ''reason'', idiot. You're the suddenly gluttonous catman.)

'''LEO:''' Read my line. FORCEFED. FORCEFED.

''{Suddenly, the po po show up.}''

'''OFFICER BRIMBLESKI:''' Keith Pom, you are under arrest for messed-up looking animal abu- What in blazes happened to the damn jail?!

'''LEO:''' No, it isn't KP! It's....

''{KP reveals to be SKP}'''

'''SKP:''' Shadow Keith Pom!

'''SG:''' You?! How'd YOU get here?!

'''SKP:''' Disguise. Duh. Oh, and this is two part!

''{end toon}''

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Ninja Pom Pom: /* Transcript */