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<p>Created page with &#039;==Transcript== &#039;&#039;{Open: a black screen}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;CG:&#039;&#039;&#039; Previously on The Awesome Me Awesome Show, &#039;&#039;{The gang is standing in front of the renovated motel.}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;ZOE:&#039;&#039;&#039; Now, a...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Transcript== <br /> ''{Open: a black screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' Previously on The Awesome Me Awesome Show, <br /> <br /> ''{The gang is standing in front of the renovated motel.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOE:''' Now, about my payment... <br /> <br /> '''CG:''' Here's a hobo. {throws Hammaker to Zoe} <br /> <br /> '''ZOE:''' Ew no. <br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, a large white limo drives up. A very rich-looking person comes out.}''<br /> <br /> '''???? ?????:''' Hello, peoples. I think I can help.<br /> <br /> ''{Now...}'''<br /> <br /> '''VID:''' Who the hell are you?<br /> <br /> '''???? ?????:''' The name's Naire. Bill Naire.<br /> <br /> '''VID:''' The billionaire?<br /> <br /> '''BILL NAIRE:''' A-yup<br /> <br /> '''PIXEL:''' Why in the name of Allan Alcorn are you here?<br /> <br /> '''NAIRE:''' Business is dropping, my friends. So, I want to put commercials on your show.<br /> <br /> '''VID:''' What show? Are there hidden camer- ''{freeze frame}''<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR:''' And now a word from our sponsors. Is your business failing? Need a loan? Well, <br /> Nairetional banks can help you out! We also do tax lowerings, land rental, and bomb shelters. <br /> Happy business!<br /> <br /> '''VID:''' -as everwhere?! ''{looks around}''<br /> <br /> '''NAIRE:''' Yes, just like that. Now I just need y'all to sign this 'ere contract... ''{holds up a piece of paper}''<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' There can't possibly be any scamming going on, so okay. ''{signs}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOE:''' ... You idiot.<br /> <br /> '''NAIRE:''' Yes, now that the deal is finalized, um... This episode ain't goin' far is it?<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' Nerp itaint.<br /> <br /> '''NAIRE:''' Nerp itaint?<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' Nerp itaint.<br /> <br /> '''NAIRE:''' Nerp... itaint.<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' NERP ITAINT.<br /> <br /> ''{Zoe clubs CG upside the head}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOE:''' ... Nevermind my brother, sir. Umm... what now?<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' 2PART EPISODE 2PART EPISODE<br /> ----<br /> ''{open: the Yates Arcade. Crypto, Zoe, Shadow, and Vid are playing Brawl. CG is Meta Knight, Zoe is Samus, SG is Dark Toon Link, and Vid is Snake. A Smash Ball floats overhead, which Vid breaks. Using the grenade launcher, he knocks everyone off the stage and wins}''<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' ... ''{he pulls out a grenade launcher, which he points at Vid.}''<br /> <br /> '''VID:''' Aw, damn. ''{runs out of the room}''<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' ''{wellface}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOE:''' I like that it's called Tard on some places...<br /> <br /> '''SG:''' ''{snickers}''<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' Three, two, uno. ''{the room explodes. cue opening theme. Afterwards, CG is seen with <br /> multiple people and the cast}''<br /> <br /> '''PEOPLE and CG:''' Boomdeyada, Bommdeyada, Boomdeyada, Bomdeyada<br /> <br /> '''ZOE:''' What? ''This'' is your idea of a two-part episode? What the ''hell'' is wrong with you?<br /> <br /> '''L.U.S.C.A.-4''' &lt;tt&gt;EXCLAMATION: SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADNESS!&lt;/tt&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CG:''' Madness? THIS IS... oh wait.<br /> <br /> '''JAM:''' THIS IS STUPID! ''{rams CG into a previously-unseen pit}''<br /> <br /> '''ALL except CG:''' Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomd ''{freeze frame}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' And now a word from our sponsors. Have a bad singing voice? Well, fix it now with Naire Microphones! It'll make you ''the'' billboard. Yes. You'll actually BE the billboard. Yay. Uh, back to the progrum.<br /> <br /> '''ALL but CG:''' eyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada ''{fade into credits}''</div>

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