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An old work of mine from 2010. Strong Bad busts out more kids book action.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Homestar, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Bubs, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Zarel, Horrible Painting, Homsar

'''Places:''' The Computer Room, The Field

'''Page Title:''' The Other Timeless Classic!

==Transcript==

''{Black screen}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Previously ''{said as "Pr-eh-viously}'' on Homestarrunner.com...

''{Fade to the Computer Room, Homestar is sitting on the floor while Strong Bad holds "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw" in his hand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bravo, Strong Bad. You simply must read one more.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, fine, fine. So I shall. How about ''{takes out another book and smiles}'' ''The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed''?

''{Strong Sad leans in}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' There is no such kids' book!

''{The cover for ''The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed'' flies up as this line is said}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or is there?

''{Strong Bad proceeds to narrate the story}''

The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed.

''{Next page shows Strong Bad surrounded by monochrome circles}''

Nobody loves the Strong Sad. He is a sad little [guy.] dumpface.

''{Next page shows Strong Sad lying asleep in his bed}''

One night, Strong Sad was lying soundly asleep in his bed.

''{Next page shows Strong Sad awake, but looking at a wet spot on his bed}''

The next morning, [Strong Sad] Stupidface awoke to find an odd wet spot on his bed cover. "It appears I have wet my bed!" said Strong [Sad.] Fat.

''{Next page shows Strong Sad in the Field}''

Strong Sad went out the next morning to find something that could make the wet spot go away, but he didn't want to be too obvious.

''{Next page has Strong Sad talking to Bubs}''

Strong Sad asked Bubs for a hair dryer. "Can I have a hair dryer, please?" asked Strong Sad, clearly asking for a hair dryer.

''{Next page shows a close-up of Bubs and Strong Sad. Bubs is handing a hair dryer to Strong Sad}''

Bubs gave [Strong Sad] the elephant what he wanted without question. "Thanks, Bubs!" replied Strong Sad. [with an unusually creepy bit of happiness.]

''{Next page has Strong Sad drying his bedsheet}''
Strong Sad dried the bedsheet and the wet spot disappeared. "Hooray!" cheered Strong Sad. [<small>Okay, this is getting creepy.</small>]

''{Next page has Strong Sad sleeping}''

After returning the hair dryer, Strong Sad went back to sleep that night.

''{Next page has Strong Sad awake again; the wet spot is back.}''

The next morning Strong Sad saw that he had wet the bed again. "I've never wet my bed before!" shrieked [Strong Sad] Plumples.

''{Next page, Strong Sad is in the field with Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

Strong Sad went out to find Bubs again, but [Strong Bad and The Cheat] two awesome dudes started laughing at him.

"You wet yonder bed!" said [Tiny-Handed] Strong Bad, laughing out loudly.

''{Next page shows a middle shot of Strong Sad}''

Strong Sad was ashamed and slumped back home.

''{Next page shows Strong Sad's closet}''

That night, Strong Sad hid in his empty closet. "A wet closet is less noticeable than a wet bed." He said to himself.

''{Next page shows Strong Bad and The Cheat sneaking into Strong Sad's room. The Cheat has a bottle of water.}''

Just then, Strong Sad saw from the closet that Strong Bad and [The Cheat] a little yellow rat were in his room. "We're gonna spill this on the bedsheet so Strong Sad thinks he wet himself!" said Strong Bad.

''{Next page is a divided picture. One half shows Strong Sad with a camera, and the other shows Strong Bad and The Cheat looking around confused}''

Just then, there was a flash. "What was that?" said Strong Bad.

''{Next page has Strong Bad talking to the Cheat.}''

"Meh!" said The Cheat. "You're right," said Strong Bad. "It was probably just the lightning!"

''{Next page has Strong Sad in the Field showing the picture to Zarel.}''

The next morning, Strong Sad went to Zarel to show him the picture. "If Strong Bad told you I wet my bed, then here's proof I don't!" said [Strong Sad] the Fatso Supreme.

''{Next page has Zarel giving Strong Sad a board of some sort.}''

"Put this in Strong Mad's closet," Zarel said, "It will scare the pants off of them."}''

''{The next page has Strong Sad slipping the board into Strong Mad's closet.}''

Strong Sad then did what [Zarel] the weird lizard told him to do.

''{The next page has Strong Bad and The Cheat looking in Strong Mad's closet}''

Strong Bad then went to Strong Mad's closet because he thought he left his fireworks in there. "I swear I put it here, The Cheat!" said Strong Bad.

''{The next page has Strong Bad and the Cheat on the floor, shaking and shivering. The Horrible Painting is seen.}''

Just then, Strong Bad and The Cheat were struck with fear for there was a horrible painting in there! "Aaah! Jibblies!" shrieked Strong Bad.

''{The last page has Strong Sad outside the room, listening in on them, cracking a slight smile}''

Strong Sad was delighted that he got back at his brother. "That will teach you," chuckled Strong Sad. [Man...why is he so freakin' happy in this one...?]

''{Cut back to the Computer Room, Homestar is still on the floor, and Strong Bad holding the book}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Man. That story wasn't that great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll say, not enough Strong Sad beatings-up.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That story needs more Homsar.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homsar, eh? Well, this next one I have is ''The Homsar Defies the Laws of Physics and Space and Time.''

''{Strong Bad pulls out a book cover with Homsar on it and a big, distorted, multi-colored swirl pattern.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Eh. Story seems too childish for me.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd have to disagree. This one talks about physics and things.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Physi-what now?

''{The End!}''

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