Xenophunk at 22:43, 9 November 2008

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== Overview ==

Stan interviews Vindicator, Sephiroth, and Sylar. Not at once.

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the studio.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Live from Studio One, it's The Stan Show! Here's your host, Stan!

''{Stan walks onto the set, accompanied by music.}''

'''STAN:''' Heh, alright, alright. Enough with the music.

''{The music continues to play.}''

'''STAN:''' I said ENOUGH WITH THE M-

''{The music stops.}''

'''STAN:''' -usic. Okay, there.

'''JON:''' ''{offscreen}'' Sorry about that.

'''STAN:''' Remind me to dock your pay.

'''JON:''' ''{offscreen}'' But I don't get-

'''STAN:''' Anyway shut up. ''{sits down}'' Our first interviewee is none other than... ''{reading cue cards}'' Who's Vindicator?

'''SKULLB:''' ''{offscreen}'' I don't know, just bring him on!

'''STAN:''' Alright, Vindicator! Come on up!

''{Nothing happens.}''

'''STAN:''' Wow. We're getting off on the right foot.

'''VINDICATOR:''' ''{offscreen}'' I'm coming, you idjit!

''{Drudgedly, Vindicator walks onto the stage. He remains standing.}''

'''STAN:''' ... Have a seat, I guess.

'''VINDICATOR:''' On what?

'''STAN:''' ... On the floor.

'''VINDICATOR:''' I don't know your hygenie records. I'll stand.

'''STAN:''' Fine, sit on the couch. You baby.

'''VINDICATOR:''' Again, has that been cleaned recently?

'''STAN:''' We just got the damn thi- fine, fine. Stand.

'''VINDICATOR:''' Interviewer or not, I can sit down if I want to, dirty or not.

''{Vindicator places himself on the couch.}''

'''STAN:''' Alright, we got that over with. So, Vindicator, how's it feel being Son of Death or whatever you are now?

'''VINDICATOR:''' Son of Death? No, no, no. You're refering to the emo kid that seems to idolize me. ''{whispering to Stan, moves closer}'' Remind me to get a restraining order. ''{moves back, removes cloak, folds cloak as he talks}'' As you can see, I am a human being.

'''STAN:''' I see! It's nice to have somebody ''normal'' around here.

''{Stan glares into the camera for a second.}''

'''STAN:''' Alright, then. So what have you been working on, recently? Any big plans for the WUW?

'''VINDICATOR:''' Go ask Mr. Fancypants President. I don't control the WUW, in fact, I could care less for it.

'''STAN:''' Oh. Well, any ''small'' plans you've got? Like, new Text Fiction, or something?

'''VINDICATOR:''' Planning to leave twice, call JCM a backseat sysop, kick Sephiroth, ban myself for one second, revert some edits, eat a heart, and make my rounds on talk shows. Visit Mars.

'''STAN:''' Nice, nice. So, tell us about your family life. Anything going on at the Psychosymatis household?

'''VINDICATOR:''' Dad, dead. Mom, dead. Sister, on Mars. Brother, none. Wife, killed. Son, killed. All in all, I've got a sister.

'''STAN:''' That's depressing. So, any gripes with anybody here? DISH!

'''VINDICATOR:''' Depressing? No, it was fun eviserating bone from bone. Gripes? Here? Yeah, you.

'''STAN:''' ... Okay, disregarding that. Anybody on the WUW you're currently annoyed with?

'''VINDICATOR:''' Most third-gens and all fourth-gens.

'''STAN:''' I... I see. Well, it's time for a commercial break.  We'll be right back!

''{Cut to a commercial, with a blue background. A man walks onscreen.}''

'''MAN:''' Tired of those sleepless nights of consipation? Then wait no more! Because with our Boomer brand Horse Laxatives, you'll be making chocolate mud babies in no time!

''{Cut to a blue background, with a case reading "Boomer(R) Horse Laxatives!!11!". The man walks onscreen.}''

'''MAN:''' Boomer brand Horse Laxatives: Making mud babies since 19XX.

''{Cut to a sillouette of Vindicator.}''

'''VOICE:''' The red planet. ''{The background becomes a picture of Mars, with the sillouette in front of it.}'' Whereas not technically red, but people are used to calling it that. Home to over 8 billion people. Come take a visit to Phobos and Deimos! Take a picture with the Emperor! Buy Mars water! Sleep in a house! ABACUS!

''{Cut to a picture of Mars.}''

'''VOICE:''' Mars. It's small, but it's what it uses that counts. 

''{Static. Cut to Studio One.}''

'''STAN:''' Well! After those frightening commercials, we're back, with our good pal, Sephiroth! Come on over, Seph!

''{A small breeze comes into the room, and Sephiroth rises from the ground, dressed in a black jacket with a blue shirt underneath.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Greetings, Stan.

'''STAN:''' Woah. Nice entry. Take a seat.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I brought one of my own, thank you.

''{Summons two ghosts which leave the room, and then come back holding a gold throne. Sephiroth sits on it. The ghosts disappear.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sorry if I'm showboating. I tend to do that.

'''STAN:''' I noticed. So, what's new with you, Sephy my man?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Many things, you know. I settled a court case recently. I was getting sued for mindless destruction.

'''STAN:''' Really? Tell us what happened! If you don't want to do that, tell us about your family life!

''{Pause.}''

'''STAN:''' ... Welp. It looks like Sephy's in a coma or something, so let's bring out our next guest! SYLAR!

''{Sylar pushes open the door without touching it}''

'''SYLAR:''' Hey.

'''STAN:''' Hey cool you broke our door. Have a seat.

''{Sylar sits down}''

'''STAN:''' Tell us a bit about yourself, if you will.

'''SYLAR:''' I am a serial killer who kills people with superpowers.

'''STAN:''' Uhh... so, what, is that your fan character or something?

'''SYLAR:''' Thats me. 

'''STAN:''' ... Alright, sure. Whatever. So, what have you been up to lately?

'''SYLAR:''' Other than killing, making a few fics.

'''STAN:''' I see. Tell us about those fics.

'''SYLAR:''' One is a [[Channel 3 News|news station]] that people can work at.

'''STAN:''' Huh. Interesting. ... Anything else?

'''SYLAR:''' A big [[Awesome Adventures|awesome fic of characters made by users]].

'''STAN:''' Cool. So tell me, anything going on with your friends?

'''SYLAR:''' Home life or here? Because if home life, i don't have any.

'''STAN:''' Around here.

'''SYLAR:''' Good good.

'''STAN:''' Mind... mind naming a few?

'''SYLAR:''' SkullB, Badstar, Bell.

'''STAN:''' Right, right... oh! It looks like Sephy got back from his coma. Sorry about that, Sephy!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No problem. It wasn't a coma. I fell asleep. I tend to do that.

'''STAN:''' Yeah, people usually sleep. So, sorry for ignoring you earlier. Can you tell us about your family, if you would?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, I don't know my parents, but I do have a brother named Lavos, and 2 sons. And a daughter.

'''STAN:''' Interesting! Are you working on anything lately?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, I am going to preform in the superbowl, and I'm also having a party in a week. Have I invited you yet? I didn't think I did..

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hello? ''{Pokes Stan.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' Boomer brand Horse Laxatives? Who pays you?

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Xenophunk at 22:43, 9 November 2008