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New page: == Overview == '''Episode 49: The Island of Broken Robots''' Casey accidentally knocks SkullB out. As a result, SkullB is thrown out and taken to the Island of Broken Robots. == Transcri...

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== Overview ==
'''Episode 49: The Island of Broken Robots'''

Casey accidentally knocks SkullB out. As a result, SkullB is thrown out and taken to the Island of Broken Robots.

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Living Room. SkullB is being used as a vacuum while Casey pushes him around.}''

'''CASEY:''' Thanks for filling in for the ol' Hoover, Skully!

'''SKULLB:''' Urgh... I'm going to be hocking up hairballs for weeks after this. Why did you have to put carpeting on this damn floor?

'''CASEY:''' Hey, we can't afford hardwood.

'''SKULLB:''' On our salary, seriously?

'''CASEY:''' Skully, please. No breaking walls.

'''SKULLB:''' Alright, fine. Fine.

''{Casey pushes SkullB under the coffee table to clean. Suddenly, SkullB's head hits the table.}''

'''SKULLB:''' YEOWCH! Will you watch it already?

'''CASEY:''' Hey, duck your head next time. It's not my fault.

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah, right.

''{Casey continues cleaning. She accidentally hits SkullB's head against the wall.}''

'''SKULLB:''' AUGH FFFFF

'''CASEY:''' Okay, that one was probably my fault.

''{Casey continues cleaning. She hits SkullB's head on the TV.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Okay, one more bump like that and so help me-

''{SkullB falls unconscious.}''

'''CASEY:''' ... Uhh... Skully?

''{Casey picks up SkullB and looks at him.}''

'''CASEY:''' ... Skully, you alright?

''{Casey shakes SkullB around a bit.}''

'''CASEY:''' ... Oh dear... Sk-skully? Wake up... wake up, please!

''{Jerry walks downstairs.}''

'''JERRY:''' Hey, Casey. You alright?

'''CASEY:''' GH-

''{Casey hides SkullB behind her back.}''

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, I'm fine. Fine! Ah-hah...

'''JERRY:''' ... You're hiding something. Aren't you?

'''CASEY:''' Hah! Hahahah! No, no, no. Never. No.

'''JERRY:''' ... Alright. I might as well take your word for it.

''{Jerry walks out of the room.}''

'''CASEY:''' ... Oh, God, that was close...

''{Casey looks around, nervously.}''

'''CASEY:''' Oh, God... Oh, God! I need to do something! I need to get rid of the body... I've gotta get this thing out of here!

''{Casey runs outside and tosses SkullB in the garbage can. She pushes him in to conceal everything.}''

'''CASEY:''' Okay, okay. Good. Good. Jerry's gone for the day... He won't know! Haha... he won't know! He won't know... Yes, yes...

''{Casey runs back inside. A garbage truck comes by and loads the trash into the back. It drives away.}''

''{Cut: the Living Room, hours later. Jerry walks in.}''

'''JERRY:''' Hey, Casey. How was your day?

'''CASEY:''' Uhh... f-fine. Fine. Never better!

'''JERRY:''' Really? Usually you say a whole lot more. Usually about cleaning.

'''CASEY:''' C-cleaning? Hahaha, I wasn't cleaning! Of course I wasn't!

'''JERRY:''' But you were vacuuming earlier.

'''CASEY:''' NO! No. No I wasn't. You were... you were hearing things.

'''JERRY:''' I ''was'' hearing things. Vacuuming things.

'''CASEY:''' ... OKAY! Okay, okay, I was! I was... but that doesn't change anything, it doesn't!

'''JERRY:''' ... True.

''{Pause.}''

'''JERRY:''' Where's Skully?

'''CASEY:''' I killed him.

''{Pause.}''

'''JERRY:''' Wait, what?

'''CASEY:''' ... Jokes! I killed him with my jokes!

'''JERRY:''' You're getting suspicious.

'''CASEY:''' Suspicious? No. No. Never.

''{Cut: inside the garbage truck. SkullB wakes up.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ... Ugh. It's so... dark in here!

''{SkullB turns on lights in his eyes. He sees many broken and trashed things around him.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Ew. Ew. Trash. Garbage.

'''???:''' Hey! You're alive!

'''SKULLB:''' Woah! Who's that?

''{A small, metallic object gets up out of the trash.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Who... who are you?

'''ANNIE:''' I'm Annie. I'm one of those vacuuming robots. ... My owners threw me out after I hit the wall one too many times.

'''SKULLB:''' Psh, tell me about it...

'''ANNIE:''' So who are you?

'''SKULLB:''' Skullbuggy. All-purpose robot butler, apparently.

'''ANNIE:''' Wow... you sound like a high-end model!

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah, long story.

'''ANNIE:''' Well, the wait can't be too long...

'''SKULLB:''' Wait?

'''ANNIE:''' Yeah, we're headed to the dump...

'''SKULLB:''' Dump? What?

'''ANNIE:''' Your owners threw you out! You're being junked!

'''SKULLB:''' Now, I doubt they'd throw me out. I'm a very good robot, I'll have you know.

'''ANNIE:''' Then why are you in a garbage truck?

'''SKULLB:''' G-good point. ... I can't believe it!

'''ANNIE:''' Yeah... Sad, huh?

''{The truck stops.}''

'''ANNIE:''' Well, we're here, I guess.

'''SKULLB:''' I guess so...

''{The two, along with the rest of the trash, are dumped onto a garbage barge. The barge sets off away from shore.}''

'''ANNIE:''' Wow... what a view.

'''SKULLB:''' I know...

''{Two more robots pop up through the trash. One is a computer, and another is a small action figure.}''

'''ANNIE:''' Oh, hello. Who are you?

'''HUXTABLE:''' I am Huxtable. I am a home computer, junked due to my frequency to crash.

'''OLIVER:''' AND I AM OLIVER! I AM ONLY THE GREATEST ROBOT EVER MADE!

'''SKULLB:''' Nice to meet you two.

'''OLIVER:''' NOOO! THE PLEASURE IS ALL MIIIIIIINE!

'''HUXTABLE:''' I am sorry. Oliver tends to overreact like that.

'''ANNIE:''' I noticed...

'''SKULLB:''' So, you two got junked, too?

'''HUXTABLE:''' Yes. I was replaced with a laptop computeeeeeeeeeeeeee

'''OLIVER:''' SNAP OUT OF IT, HUXTY! YOU HAVE TO PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, God. This is gonna be a long ride.

''{The barge approaches a large metallic island.}''

'''ANNIE:''' There it is... the Island of Broken Robots.

'''SKULLB:''' The what?

'''OLIVER:''' IT IS WHERE ALL ROBOTS GO WHEN THEY ARE JUNKED! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF IT?

'''SKULLB:''' I guess I haven't. Is it... widely known?

'''HUXTABLE:''' It is very well-known with all robots.

'''SKULLB:''' Oh. I guess I haven't heard.

'''ANNIE:''' Huh. Poor guy.

''{Cut: the Bedroom. Casey is on the bed, lying down. She looks worried.}''

'''CASEY:''' Oh, God... What if Jerry finds out? What if he finds out I killed Skully?

'''JERRY:''' ''{offscreen}'' You killed him?

'''CASEY:''' AGH! J-Jerry!

''{Jerry walks over.}''

'''JERRY:''' I've been in the same room as you, you know. For like ten minutes.

'''CASEY:''' Oh... right.

'''JERRY:''' ... So what do you mean by... you "killed" him?

'''CASEY:''' I did him in! He's expired! He's gone to meet his maker! He's shuffled off this mortal coil! He's deaaaad!

''{Casey starts to sob.}''

'''JERRY:''' ... Casey, he's a robot. It's hard to kill a robot.

'''CASEY:'' Wh-what?

'''JERRY:''' You... probably just knocked him out. Or something.

'''CASEY:''' ... O-oh. R-really.

'''JERRY:''' Really. Now where is he?

'''CASEY:''' I, eh... I threw him out. In the garbage.

'''JERRY:''' ... You know, the garbage truck comes today.

'''CASEY:''' Oh. Well. I guess he's... gone. I guess.

'''JERRY:''' Oh, God... do you know where the trash goes, by any chance?

'''CASEY:''' Well, I heard they use garbage barges...

'''JERRY:''' Then it's decided. We've gotta get a boat!

'''CASEY:''' From who? It's not like we know anybody with a boat...

''{Cut: Number Two's House.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''What''?!

'''JERRY:''' We need to borrow that... huge... airship thingy you have.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' The Zweiblitz? No! I just got that thing platinum-coated, there's no damn way I'll let my arch-rival's neighbors use it!

'''JERRY:''' That's the thing--if we don't use this, Skully's not gonna come back. He's been junked, and we need to track down a garbage barge.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... So?! Does it look like I want him back?

'''JERRY:''' Without Skully around, ''you're'' out of an enemy, and thus, out of a job.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' I... guh... ''damnit''... Fine. Fine. I'll let you use it.

'''CASEY:''' Oh, nice! Thank you!

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{mumbling}'' Never speak of this.

''{Cut: the Island of Broken Robots. SkullB, Annie, Huxtable and Oliver are surrounding a campfire--which contains old circuitry, apparently.}''

'''ANNIE:''' Thanks for starting a fire, Oliver!

'''OLIVER:''' DON'T MENTION IT!

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah... So, when do we get fixed?

'''ANNIE:''' ... F-fixed?

'''SKULLB:''' Well, if this is an island for broken robots, don't we get fixed?

'''ANNIE:''' ... Oh... oh, dear. Um, Skullbuggy... there's a problem.

'''SKULLB:''' Wh-what? What's the problem?

'''HUXTABLE:''' Skullbuggy, robots who are sent to the Island of Broken Robots do not get fixed. They are left here to rust and break dowwwwwwwwn.

'''SKULLB:''' ... Seriously?

'''OLIVER:''' YES! SERIOUSLY!

'''SKULLB:''' ... Oh... oh no...

'''ANNIE:''' Sorry, Skullbuggy. I guess we're here forever.

'''SKULLB:''' ... That sucks.

'''OLIVER:''' AGREED!

''{Cut: the skies over Decentville. The Zweiblitz is flying--albeit very haphazardly.}''

'''JERRY:''' ''{offscreen}'' Okay, how do we do this?

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{offscreen}'' Pull- pull those levers.

''{The Zweiblitz wobbles wildly.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{offscreen}'' No! NO! Pull ''that'' lever!

'''CASEY:''' Geez, sorry!

''{The Zweiblitz starts flying quickly.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{offscreen}'' PUSH THE- PUSH THE BUTTON RIGHT THERE.

''{The Zweiblitz stops flying and starts dropping.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{offscreen}'' Let me- let me fly it.

''{The Zweiblitz starts flying normally.}''

'''JERRY:''' ''{offscreen}'' Alright, alright. Good. Now head toward the beach.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{offscreen}'' Wait, have we always been a seaside town?

'''JERRY:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh, go fill holes later.

''{Cut: the Island.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ... I'm going to die here.

'''OLIVER:''' TELL ME ABOUT IT!

'''SKULLB:''' Well, I was being used as a vacuum cleaner and I accidentally-

'''HUXTABLE:''' I believe he was being facetious.

'''SKULLB:''' Oh. Sorry, this island is making me stir-crazy...

'''ANNIE:''' Skullbuggy, please. Don't get so worked up...

'''SKULLB:''' No, no, no. I'm not getting worked up! ''{laughs}'' I'm just, I'm just... ''{laughs}'' I'm going to die here! I'm a goner!

'''OLIVER:''' DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! WE WILL NOT RUST FOR A COUPLE YEARS, AT LEAST!

'''SKULLB:''' ... This is... this is insane. I can't believe my freakin' luck.

''{Suddenly, the Zweiblitz lands on the ground in front of SkullB.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ... What the-

'''CASEY:''' ''{offscreen}'' SKULLY!

''{Casey, Jerry and Number Two walk out of the Zweiblitz.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Casey! Jerry! ... Number Two?

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{mumbling}'' Don't talk to me.

'''JERRY:''' Skully, it's been a while.

'''SKULLB:''' You're telling me. It's been 20 ''minutes''!

'''CASEY:''' That's... that's not a "while". But whatever. I'm just so glad you're safe!

''{Casey hugs SkullB.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah... yeah.

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' You can let go. Any time.

'''CASEY:''' Yeah... yeah.

''{Casey stops hugging.}''

'''CASEY:''' Alright, I'll stop.

'''JERRY:''' Yeah... ''{mumbling}'' You'd better.

'''CASEY:''' Oh, Skully... I thought you were dead!

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah, almost! Now can we go home?

'''JERRY:''' Sure.

''{SkullB, Jerry, Casey and Number Two start heading back to the Zweiblitz.}''

'''ANNIE:''' Hey, Skully?

'''SKULLB:''' Hm?

'''ANNIE:''' Is it possible you can... take us with you?

'''OLIVER:''' IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED!

'''HUXTABLE:''' Agreed. We must find homes or... we will dieeeee.

'''JERRY:''' Nope. Nothing doing.

'''SKULLB:''' Jerry! We need to take them with us!

'''JERRY:''' Why?

'''SKULLB:''' They're going to rust here! Come on, you have to!

'''JERRY:''' ... I guess. Maybe. Okay.

'''SKULLB:''' Yes! Come on, guys!

''{Annie and Oliver, carrying Huxtable, get onto the Zweiblitz, followed by the rest. The Zweiblitz takes off.}''

''{Cut: the Living Room.}''

'''CASEY:''' Well, all those robots got nice homes!

'''SKULLB:''' And all that "murder" nonsense was cleared up.

'''JERRY:''' And nothing out of the ordinary happened to ''me''!

'''CASEY:''' What a great day!

''{Pause. Suddenly, a bowling ball hits Jerry in the head.}''

'''JERRY:''' GAH WHAT THE FFFFFF

''{Cue end credits.}''

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