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<p>New page: == Overview == &#039;&#039;&#039;Episode 41: Skully&#039;s Baby Buggy Brother&#039;&#039;&#039; SkullB finds a baby brother or something! Thanks, Chwoka! &#039;&#039;&#039;CAST:&#039;&#039;&#039; Skullbuggy, Jerry, Casey, General, Soldier, Skulltank, ...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Episode 41: Skully's Baby Buggy Brother'''<br /> <br /> SkullB finds a baby brother or something! Thanks, Chwoka!<br /> <br /> '''CAST:''' Skullbuggy, Jerry, Casey, General, Soldier, Skulltank, Assistant, Number Two<br /> <br /> '''PLACES:''' The Living Room, an army base, a beach, the Lab, the Living Room, the Front Yard<br /> <br /> '''PAGE TITLE:''' Boys ''do'' cry.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open: the Living Room.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Witty banter.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Snarky comment.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Tort reply.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Passive remark.<br /> <br /> ''{Cue theme song.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: a military base. Several soldiers stand around a table.}''<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Gentlemen, I give you...<br /> <br /> ''{A small tank with a skull on it rolls out.}''<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' The Skulltank! A marvel of modern technology! With two modes, remote control and artificial intelligence, the Skulltank is perfect for covert operations!<br /> <br /> '''SOLDIER:''' Sir?<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Yes, sir?<br /> <br /> '''SOLDIER:''' Why would you give it AI?<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Well, why the hell not?<br /> <br /> '''SOLDIER:''' ... Okay, then.<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Good! Now, let's test it! Switch on the AI!<br /> <br /> ''{A soldier flips a switch on the Skulltank. The Skulltank immediately drives into a wall.}''<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' ... Who the hell designed this?<br /> <br /> '''SOLDIER:''' Wasn't it y-<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Scrap it. We'll make a better one!<br /> <br /> '''SOLDIER:''' Sir, yes, sir!<br /> <br /> ''{The soldiers take the small tank out of the room and toss it out a window. The tank falls down a sheer cliff and into the water below.}''<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' ''{offscreen}'' I knew it was a good idea to build this place on a cliff.<br /> <br /> ''{The tank drifts across the sea somehow until it washes ashore onto a beach. Meanwhile, SkullB and Jerry are walking along the same beach.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' You know what really bums me out, Jerry?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I don't have a brother.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ... Skully, you have four of them.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I know, but... I want a ''real'' brother. One I can play with and tell jokes to and beat him at Mario Kart.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Skully, it's not that simple-<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Where do babies come from, Jerry?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ... Ho, boy. Well... Skully, when a man loves a woman, he-<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' No! No, I meant... where do ''robot'' babies come from?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Oh! Oh. I have no idea.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Wow, you're no help.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' How do robots even... you know?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Like ''I'' should know.<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, Jerry trips.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' AH! Damnit!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' You... you okay?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' What the hell did I trip on?<br /> <br /> ''{Pan down to show a rusty Skulltank.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... What... what ''is'' that?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ... It looks like a tank. With a skull on it.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... a brother?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' A what?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' A brother! He can be my brother!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' You're... you're kidding me.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Nope! This guy can be my little brother I've always wanted!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' And what about the other ones?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' They're dead to me. One's a Brit, one has a vendetta against me, one's dead and another's Proto Man.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ... Well. I can see why.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Can I keep him? Please?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Remember the dog, Skully? The one that insisted on chewing your head?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' This isn't a dog, Jerry. This is a tank.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Well! You have me there. You can take him home with us.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Alright!<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB beckons the Skulltank over with his hand. After about ten seconds, SkullB takes Skulltank and starts carrying it offscreen.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Living Room. Casey is on the couch, watching TV.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' Coming soon to the XBox 360, it's-<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in to the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' Grand Theft Amish: No Vice in This City! Play through the exciting world of Dutch Pennsylvania as you raise a house!<br /> <br /> ''{A scene on the TV shows a couple Amish raising a house.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' Churn some butter!<br /> <br /> ''{A scene shows an Amish churning butter while a series of buttons are shown on the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' And drive your horse-drawn buggy to market!<br /> <br /> ''{A scene shows an Amish riding a horse-drawn buggy. This goes on for about a minute.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' Grand Theft Amish! Rated &quot;M&quot; for Mennonites.<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom back out. SkullB, Jerry and Skulltank come in.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Hey, guys! How was the beach?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' It was alright. I was, however, disappointed it wasn't a topless beach.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' See, this is why I'm considering marriage counselling. But on a more light-hearted note, what's that thing that Skully's carrying?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' It's my new baby brother!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' ... ''{blushes}'' Awww, he's attached to an inanimate object! How child-like!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Yeah, this can''not'' be healthy.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Come on, little bro, let's play some frisbee! I'll teach you how to throw a thumber!<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB drags Skulltank outside with him. Through the window, SkullB can be seen with Skulltank, throwing a frisbee. Jerry and Casey look on.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' God, this is really depressing.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Yeah, but it beats having a baby!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Heh, yeah.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Do you still have that folder of those kittens with the captions? I'm bummed.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Lab. Assistant is at the monitor, doing something or other. Number Two walks in.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Assistant, what are you doing at ''my'' computer?<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' Just chatting with this girl I met online. She's really nice!<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' She's probably a man, you know.<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' Would you give me ''one'' thing to be confident in? Okay?<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' God, fine. Listen, I'm gonna go spy on my brother for a bit. And... don't look too much into my computer, okay?<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' My, that's... oddly specific.<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Yeah, I have my reasons.<br /> <br /> ''{Number Two leaves the room.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Front Yard. Number Two peeks over the fence to see SkullB having fun with Skulltank.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{thinking}'' ''What the hell is he playing with?''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Oh, Skulltank. You're the best brother I've ever had!<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{thinking} Skulltank?! That sounds pretty powerful!''<br /> <br /> ''{Number Two clears his throat. SkullB turns to see him.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Number Two?<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Hey, bro! How's it hanging?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I'm doing pretty well! Have you met Skulltank yet?<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ... Nope. Why?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Well, he's our new baby brother!<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ... He's not moving.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Yeah, he's pretty quiet. But he's not a pain, that's for sure!<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' That's... ''{sighs}'' That's pretty depressing. Say, can I see him for a bit?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I don't see why not.<br /> <br /> ''{Number Two hops over the fence and grabs Skulltank.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Fool! I have him now! And I shall use him against you! See how you like ''that''!<br /> <br /> ''{Number Two hops back over the fence.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' What- No! Skulltank! Come back!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry and Casey walk out of the house.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{sighs}'' I knew this would happen.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' They took my baby! Nooo!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Oh, cheer up, Skully. He'll be back, I promise!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' No he won't! Number Two took him! He'll never come back!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Oh, God. Break out the kitty pictures.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Nothing will help me now! Nothi- aww, that cat's using a computer! ''{giggles}'' Cats don't use computers!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Lab.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{offscreen}'' Assistant! Get out here!<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' ''{sighs}'' Can't you just bring it in here? I'm trying to chat with my friend!<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{offscreen}'' Fine!<br /> <br /> ''{Number Two drags the Skulltank into the lab.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{pants}'' Here. I got this.<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' So... you found a tank with a skull on it?<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Well, Skullbuggy had it, and I had to take it!<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' ... Wow. You're quite the klepto. ''{types}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' No I'm not, you-- HEY! What are you typing?<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' Nothing, si-<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Let me see that!<br /> <br /> ''{Number Two pushes Assistant away. He reads the chat.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ... HEY! I do not smell like sick cats!<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' Yeah... you do.<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Sh... shut up. I don't smell like sick cats.<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' Let's talk about something else, Master. Like... what you're gonna do with that tank.<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' I thought you'd ''never'' ask! I'm going to rebuild this to be a superweapon!<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' ... Oh, okay.<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ... Come on! I thought you'd be more... you know, supportive!<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' It's just that the rebuilding shtick is a bit played out. You ''do'' know that last week, Dr. Brainfreeze rebuilt a tank to fire ice beams, right?<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Oh, man! Dr. Brainfreeze beats me to everything. Well, whatever! I'm gonna do it anyway--who cares about Dr. Brainfreeze anyhow?<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' Half the earth.<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Sh... shut up. I'm gonna do it anyhow.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Do... do I really smell like a sick cat?<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' Just slightly.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the army base. The general is sitting at his desk, playing with little planes. He makes plane noises every once in a while. Suddenly, a soldier comes in, and the general puts away the planes.}''<br /> <br /> '''SOLDIER:''' Sir!<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Ah- er- what is it, soldier?<br /> <br /> '''SOLDIER:''' Sir, we have reports that civilians have found the Skulltank prototype!<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' ... And?<br /> <br /> '''SOLDIER:''' That could be bad.<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Soldier, that thing is a piece of crap. How could they use it to their advantage?<br /> <br /> ''{The soldier points to an as-of-yet unseen television screen that shows Number Two and Assistant rebuilding the Skulltank.}''<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' ... Tell me, just ''who'' are these men?<br /> <br /> '''SOLDIER:''' They're some low-profile villains, sir. We wanted to monitor them, but they really don't do anything.<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Alright, then. We should probably stop him from doing anything drastic.<br /> <br /> ''{The general takes out a radio.}''<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' ''{into radio}'' All troops to Decentville at once! We have a possible hostile situation, over.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Front Yard. SkullB is still moping.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I'll never see my baby brother again... ''{sniffles}''<br /> <br /> ''{Number Two suddenly busts through the fence, Skulltank in hand. Skulltank now looks much darker.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Hey, Skullbuggy! Say hello to my little friend!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Brother?! What did you do to him, you monster?<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' I fixed him up a bit, ''that's'' what!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''Fixed''?! You've destroyed him!<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Really? We'll see who's talking once you get a facefull of lead! Skulltank--destroy him!<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ... Skulltank! Destroy him!<br /> <br /> ''{Long pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' What the ''hell''? Why doesn't it work?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Hah! Foiled again, Number Two!<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Come ''on''! This is bull!<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' ''{offscreen}'' Alright, stop all this.<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to show a large army in front of the house.}''<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ... How long have you been here?<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Long enough. Men! Seize the tank.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ''WHAT''?!<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Hand it over, kid. Man. Whatever you are.<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' No way, man! This is ''my'' killer robot!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' You mean ''my'' little brother!<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' You jerk, ''I'm'' your brother!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' You're dead to me!<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' ... That's cold, man. What the hell was ''that'' about?<br /> <br /> '''GENERAL:''' Shut up, both of you. Hand over the tank and there's less of a chance we'll use these tanks. I mean, we won't. Use the tanks.<br /> <br /> ''{Casey and Jerry walk onto the yard.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Come on! Can a single day pass when there's ''not'' armed forces on our lawn?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Skully... what is this about?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... They want to take my brother away!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{sighs}'' Skully, look. This tank isn't your brother. It belongs to somebody else--that somebody being the United States Army.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Skully... sometimes... you have to let things go, okay? It's for the best.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' But... ''{tearing up}'' but...<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Skully... you need to let him go.<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB looks at Skulltank. He looks back at Jerry and Casey. He repeats this for a couple seconds.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... Okay. I'll do it. Just... let me hug him one last time...<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB goes up to Skulltank and hugs him. While doing this, he accidentally flips a switch on the back, marked &quot;AI&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I love you, Skulltank...<br /> <br /> '''SKULLTANK:''' I... love... you... too...<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''SKULLTANK''!<br /> <br /> ''{The army takes Skulltank, who looks solemnly at SkullB as he is taken away. SkullB, completely shocked, falls to his knees and stays there, speechless.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Oh... oh, my goodness...<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ... Wow.<br /> <br /> '''NUMBER TWO:''' Damnit! Ruined again!<br /> <br /> ''{Number Two walks through the hole created earlier.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I... I can't believe it...<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Skully, I'm so sorry...<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' No... it's- it's okay. This was my fault from the beginning.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Don't say that, Skully. You're making us all feel bad.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Cheer up, little guy... you wanna go get a smoothie?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... Yes, I would like that very much.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Good, let's go get a smoothie!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: a smoothie shop. SkullB and the others are at a table. SkullB and Casey have smoothies, while Jerry just sits there, looking depressed.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' This was... really depressing, wasn't it?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Casey?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Hm?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Where ''do'' babies come from?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' ''{blushes}'' Well...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the montage from the &quot;Wink Wink&quot; sketch from Monty Python.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the smoothie shop. Casey is blushing, while SkullB looks horrified.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... AAAAH! ''WHY'' DID I ASK?!<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits.}''</div>

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