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== Overview ==
'''Episode 37: The Wizard of Decentville'''

'''Season Finale'''

After a conk on the head, Casey finds herself in another land...

'''CAST:''' Number Two, Jerry, SkullB, Casey, Munchkins 1 and 2, Fran, Lucy, Chernobog, Wizard/Zippy

'''PLACES:''' The Lab, The SkullB House, an old house, a magical land, a forest, a witch's castle, the Wizard's castle

'''PAGE TITLE:''' The SkullB Show!

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Lab.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''This'' is the big season finale?! I thought we were going to have a kick-awesome battle sequence to the death and such! What the hell?

''{Pause.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' At least we have a movie coming up.

''{Cue opening theme.}''

''{Cut: the SkullB House. Jerry and SkullB are on the roof, replacing tiles.}''

'''SKULLB:''' I hate re-tiling the roof. It's so ''boring''!

'''JERRY:''' Do you ''want'' me to push you off? That'd be exciting.

'''SKULLB:''' ... Let's tile the roof!

'''JERRY:''' That's better. Now hand me the hammer.

'''SKULLB:''' One hammer coming up!

''{SkullB grabs the hammer. Down below, Casey walks out of the house holding a tray of drinks.}''

'''CASEY:''' Hey, who's thirsty?

'''SKULLB:''' ''{drops hammer}'' Ooh! I am!

''{The hammer falls off the roof and onto Casey's head. She collapses, unconscious. Jerry and SkullB quickly climb down the ladder.}''

'''JERRY:''' ''Casey!''

'''SKULLB:''' Aww. She spilled my drinks.

''{Pause. Jerry glares at SkullB.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, yeah. Casey!

''{Zoom in on Casey. Suddenly, the screen ripples as the scene turns into that of a bed, which Casey is lying in. Everything is in sepia tone, and Casey is wearing an old-fashioned dress. She wakes up to find herself in an old house.}''

'''CASEY:''' The... the ''hell'' just happened? Where am I?

''{The room starts to shake as outside, a tornado forms.}''

'''CASEY:''' ... That's not good.

''{The tornado approaches with considerable speed and, before Casey can leave the room, the house is engulfed in wind. Casey looks out the window and sees flying by a cow, her mother in a rocking chair, and Assistant--dressed as a witch and sitting atop a broom.}''

'''ASSISTANT:''' Nyeah heh heh heh!

''{After a bit, the house finally lands. Casey steps out to see a wondrous land with a yellow paved road and lollipops shooting up from the ground.}''

'''CASEY:''' ... I don't think I'm in Decentville any more.

''{As Casey leaves the house, she spies a pair of legs under it.}''

'''CASEY:''' Ahh! I think I killed the man-witch!

''{Pause.}''

'''CASEY:''' I don't think he'd mind me taking his shoes. They look nice!

''{Small men walk over to Casey.}''

'''CASEY:''' Oh hell, dwarves! I don't want your bread!

'''MUNCHKIN 1:''' Bread? What do you mean?

'''CASEY:''' ... What are you?

'''MUNCHKIN 2:''' Why, we're the Munchkins!

'''CASEY:''' You're delicious donut balls?

'''MUNCHKIN 2:''' ... Did you hit your head or something, lady?

'''MUNCHKIN 1:''' Nevertheless, we're here to welcome you to the magical land of... well, we can't say, due to copyright reasons.

'''MUNCHKIN 2:''' We even had to change our name to the Fraternity of the Sucker! Do you know how hard that is to rhyme with? Do you?

'''CASEY:''' You could always say f-

'''MUNCHKIN 1:''' Hey! Children are watching!

'''CASEY:''' Oh, sorry.

'''MUNCHKIN 1:''' So, what brings you here, o bosomed one?

'''CASEY:''' ... I'll ignore that remark and just tell you I crash landed here. What I want is to get back home.

'''MUNCHKIN 1:''' Really?

'''MUNCHKIN 2:''' That can be arranged! You just need to ask the Wizard!

'''CASEY:''' The what?

'''MUNCHKIN 2:''' The wonderful Wizard of Decentville!

'''CASEY:''' Okay, let me just take a guess... do I follow the yellow brick road by chance?

'''MUNCHKIN 1:''' No, they're still building it. The blue brick road works too.

'''CASEY:''' Oh, alright.

'''MUNCHKIN 2:''' Now go on, our well-endowed friend! Go and-

'''CASEY:''' If you could stop talking about my boobs for a bit, that would be nice.

'''MUNCHKIN 2:''' Oh, sorry. It's hard living in a community made up of only males.

'''CASEY:''' I see. Well, I'll be headed off now. Goodbye!

''{Casey skips off.}''

''{Cut: down the blue brick road. Casey skips past a cornfield. Suddenly, she hears a voice.}''

'''????:''' Ouch! Hey, quit it! Stop that!

'''CASEY:''' What the hell?

''{Casey looks into the cornfield to see Fran, dressed like a scarecrow. She is being pecked by a crow.}''

'''FRAN:''' Stop! I'll tell on you!

'''CASEY:''' Excuse me... what's wrong?

'''FRAN:''' What do you think is wrong?

'''CASEY:''' Uh-

'''FRAN:''' I'm not a good enough scarecrow!

'''CASEY:''' So the pecking doesn't bother you?

'''FRAN:''' Not as much as you'd think.

'''CASEY:''' Oh, alright. Listen, I'm going to see a wizard. Would you know anything about him?

'''FRAN:''' Oh, the Wizard! ... But how would I know anything? I don't even have a brain.

'''CASEY:''' Really?

'''FRAN:''' Yeah... I've always wanted a brain. In fact, I was planning to set off to the Wizard's place to ask him for one. Problem is, I don't know the way!

'''CASEY:''' Oh. Bye, then.

''{Casey starts to leave.}''

'''FRAN:''' W-wait! Don't leave!

'''CASEY:''' Hm?

'''FRAN:''' Can you take me with you?

'''CASEY:''' Why? You seem like a bit of a burden to me.

'''FRAN:''' That's not true! I can... keep birds away!

'''CASEY:''' I could walk near one and scare it away. Face it, I'm not even a scarecrow and I'm better off than you.

'''FRAN:''' Well... fine. I'll go with you anyway.

'''CASEY:''' What?

'''FRAN:''' I'll just follow you!

'''CASEY:''' Ugh...

''{Casey walks off. Fran skips behind her.}''

''{Cut: a forested area. Casey and Fran walk onto the scene.}''

'''CASEY:''' Look, scarecrow. If you could quit following me that'd be preferable.

'''FRAN:''' Hey, I'm just headed the same way as you! It's not ''my'' fault!

'''CASEY:''' Whatever.

''{Pause.}''

'''CASEY:''' What's that metal thing?

''{Pan over to show a silver Skullbuggy.}''

'''CASEY:''' Hel... hello?

'''SKULLB:''' ''{strained}'' Can you... help me out, lady?

'''CASEY:''' Ahh! It talks!

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah, jerk. Now hand me some motor oil!

''{Casey grabs a can of oil from the ground and pours it into SkullB's mouth. SkullB starts to move again.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Ah, ''that's'' better! Geez, I thought I'd be stuck like that forever and put in a "modern art" museum!

'''CASEY:''' And you are...

'''SKULLB:''' Why, I'm the Tin Man! To be honest, I'm really made of titanium. But nobody's going to know.

'''CASEY:''' ... Cool. Can you show me the way to the Wizard?

'''SKULLB:''' ... The Wizard?

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, Solid Snake. Now tell me where he is!

'''SKULLB:''' I'll tell you where he is... only if you bring me with you!

'''CASEY:''' ''{groans}'' Fine. I'll take you.

'''SKULLB:''' Woo-hoo! I've always wanted a heart!

'''CASEY:''' Great. So where's the Wizard at?

'''SKULLB:''' You know how I said I know where he is?

'''CASEY:''' ...

'''SKULLB:''' I don't. ''{laughs}'' Funniest thing, huh?

'''CASEY:''' ... Just come with me.

'''SKULLB:''' Nice!

''{The three walk down the path.}''

''{Cut: a sinister-looking castle. Inside the castle, a woman in witch robes sits at a throne.}''

'''????:''' Bubble, bubble; toil and trouble... oh, wait. Wrong movie.

''{Chernobog flies into the room.}''

'''CHERNOBOG:''' Hello, milady! How goes the witchery?

''{The witch looks up at Chernobog. It turns out to be Lucy.}''

'''LUCY:''' What is it? I'm very busy!

'''CHERNOBOG:''' Busy doing what?

'''LUCY:''' That's not important. What ''is'' of importance is something I just found out. A girl not of this world has just arrived in our world... and she possesses the shoes!

''{Musical sting.}''

'''CHERNOBOG:''' Not the shoes!

''{Another musical sting.}''

'''CHERNOBOG:''' What do the shoes do?

'''LUCY:''' I thought I went over this in the pamphlet. Look, the shoes owned by the Wicked Man-witch of the West have a magical power to them--the power to grant wishes. Now that the Man-Witch is dead, the girl can use the boots. It's a good thing she doesn't know what they do, huh?

'''CHERNOBOG:''' Yeah!

'''LUCY:''' Alright, Chernobog. I want you to get the girl. And whoever's with her, preferably!

'''CHERNOBOG:''' Yes, ma'am!

''{Chernobog flies away.}''

''{Cut: the forest. The three are still skipping down the path.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Why are we skipping?

'''CASEY:''' I don't know. I think there's something in the air.

''{Casey giggles.}''

'''SKULLB:''' You humans and your susceptibility to drugs. Us robots need magnets.

''{Suddenly, Fran trips over something on the ground.}''

'''FRAN:''' Ouch! What was that?

''{Pan down. Jerry is lying on the ground in the fetal position. He looks almost like a lion.}''

'''JERRY:''' Oh, no! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!

'''CASEY:''' ... A lion?

'''JERRY:''' I'm sorry for tripping your friend!

'''CASEY:''' My friend? She followed me.

'''JERRY:''' I'm still sorry!

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, shut up. Listen, if you want to come with me, say it now. I'm headed to the Wizard's place.

'''JERRY:''' ... Really? Oh, that would be great! ... Oh, sorry! I can't believe I didn't introduce myself! I'm, uh... I'm the Cowardly Lion.

'''CASEY:''' Cool. Can we go now?

'''JERRY:''' Okay.

''{The four start skipping off.}''

'''JERRY:''' Ugh, this is just setting people up for furry fanfiction. Buh.

''{Suddenly, Chernobog swoops down and grabs Casey.}''

'''CASEY:''' ''Eeeek!''

'''CHERNOBOG:''' I've got you, little girl!

''{Pause.}''

'''CHERNOBOG:''' So yeah, can you guys just stay here so I can get you guys too? It's gonna be a bit so make yourself at home. Thanks.

''{Chernobog flies off with Casey.}''

''{Cut: the Witch's Castle. Chernobog flies into the castle, carrying SkullB. Chernobog seems tired.}''

'''CHERNOBOG:''' Ugh... Jesus! It's like carrying a house.

'''LUCY:''' Ah-hah! You're here!

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, cool. So what do you want from me?

'''LUCY:''' The boots. Give them here!

'''CASEY:''' What? No way! These are good boots! They're ruby-encrusted!

'''LUCY:''' I'll- I'll buy them from you.

'''CASEY:''' How much?

'''LUCY:''' I'll give you the castle.

'''CASEY:''' Ehh. Nope. It's too grimy.

'''LUCY:''' R-really?

'''CASEY:''' Nope.

'''LUCY:''' Oh, dang.

'''JERRY:''' Uh, guys?

'''LUCY:''' How about my minion?

'''CHERNOBOG:''' ''Hey!''

'''JERRY:''' Guys?

'''CASEY:''' Are you kidding? There's no way I'd buy that flying monkey from you.

'''LUCY:''' Oh. Really? He can make a good mojito.

'''CASEY:''' Oh, really? Maybe I'll-

'''JERRY:''' I'm going to- going to- aaaaah-''CHOO!''

''{Jerry sneezes all over Lucy. Lucy starts to bubble and smoke.}''

'''LUCY:''' What the... no! No way!

'''CASEY:''' What did you do, lion-boy?

'''LUCY:''' No! No!

''{Lucy starts to melt.}''

'''LUCY:''' I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh, cruel irony! Ohhh, no! Adieu, adieu! Parting is such sweet sorrow! Goodnight, sweet-

'''CASEY:''' Can it and melt already!

'''LUCY:''' Fine.

''{Lucy finishes melting. Casey looks at the puddle.}''

'''CASEY:''' And to think... I could have had a bartender demon.

'''FRAN:''' Well. I guess we should get going.

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, I think we should.

''{Cut: a large, emerald-green castle. The four friends walk up to the door. Suddenly, from through a slot in the door, a pair of eyes shine in the darkness.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Who goes there?

'''CASEY:''' A girl and some misfits. We want to see the Wizard.

'''SKULLB:''' Hey! Who's the misfit here?

'''NUMBER TWO:''' No can do! Nobody sees the Wizard--no way, no how!

'''CASEY:''' Why the hell not?

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... Because!

'''CASEY:''' Really? ... Tin Man, knock the door down.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Wait, wh-

''{SkullB blasts the door down. Number Two gets up from under the door.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Go... go ahead.

''{The four walk into the castle. Inside is a large pit of fire. Above it is a massive floating head.}''

'''WIZARD:''' Hello... you four.

'''CASEY:''' Hey. Can you help us out?

'''WIZARD:''' Of course not!

'''CASEY:''' Wait... huh?

'''WIZARD:''' Whatever you heard? It's a lie! I don't grant wishes at all!

'''CASEY:''' ... You son of a b-

'''JERRY:''' Excuse me?

'''WIZARD:''' What is it?

'''JERRY:''' I really need a bathroom right now...

'''WIZARD:''' Yeah, sure. Go ahead.

''{Jerry walks over to a small curtain. He pulls it over to show Zippy at a computer.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Uh... ''{in a microphone, in the Wizard's voice}'' Pay no attention to the monotreme behind the curtain!

'''CASEY:''' You... you're the Wizard?

'''ZIPPY:''' Yeah, you got me.

'''CASEY:''' Get out here!

''{Zippy crawls out from the small room.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Alright, what do you want?

'''CASEY:''' I want to leave!

'''JERRY:''' I want courage!

'''SKULLB:''' I want a heart!

'''FRAN:''' I want a brain!

'''ZIPPY:''' Wow. You guys sure have high standards. Tell you what, let me give you some stuff.

''{Zippy reaches into his hiding-hole. He pulls out a bag.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Now, Scarecrow... What you want is a brain, right?

'''FRAN:''' Yep!

'''ZIPPY:''' Well who needs a brain when you have oodles of cash?

''{Zippy reaches into the bag and grabs a wad of hundred-dollar bills. He gives the money to Fran.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Now you can have people think ''for'' you!

'''FRAN:''' Wow! It's working already!

'''ZIPPY:''' And Tin Man... You want a heart?

'''SKULLB:''' Yes, already!

'''ZIPPY:''' Take this book!

''{Zippy reaches into the bag and pulls out a book labelled "Sympathy for Robots". He hands it to SkullB.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' This should help!

'''SKULLB:''' How come ''she'' got money? I got gypped.

'''ZIPPY:''' And the Cowardly Lion... you need courage. Here's a gun!

''{Zippy hands Jerry a pistol.}''

'''JERRY:''' Wow! I feel the courage oozing into my blood!

'''ZIPPY:''' Good, we're done here!

'''CASEY:''' Hold on a damn second! What about me?

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh. Right. Well, you have those boots, right?

'''CASEY:''' Mm-hmm!

'''ZIPPY:''' Click them together and say "There's no place like home". That should work.

'''CASEY:''' ... You're ''{oh my goodness}''ing me.

'''ZIPPY:''' Just do it!

'''CASEY:''' Alright.

''{Casey starts to click her heels together.}''

'''CASEY:''' There's no place like home! There's no place like home!

''{Pause.}''

'''CASEY:''' Get me the hell out of here!

''{Suddenly, she disappears. The screen fades to white.}''

''{Fade in: the Living Room. Casey is on the couch, unconscious. Jerry, Fran and SkullB are there. Casey wakes up.}''

'''JERRY:''' Casey! You're alright!

'''CASEY:''' Oof...

'''SKULLB:''' Are you alright?

'''CASEY:''' I had the most terrible dream... and you ''{points to Fran}'' were there! ''{points to SkullB}'' And you! ''{points to Jerry}'' And ''you!''

'''JERRY:''' ... So, what? Are you okay?

'''CASEY:''' I've got a hell of a headache.

'''SKULLB:''' Everything turned out alright!

''{Everyone laughs except Casey. Casey groans. Suddenly, SkullB starts to fizzle. A shock of electricity shoots through his body and his wheels turn into limbs.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ... HOLY S-

''{Cue credits}''

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