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<p>New page: == Overview == &#039;&#039;&#039;Episode 30: Robo-Communist&#039;&#039;&#039; Decentville is attacked by what may be the dumbest villain ever created! &#039;&#039;&#039;CAST:&#039;&#039;&#039; Jerry&#039;s Stunt Double, SkullB, Jerry, Shadowy Figure #...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Episode 30: Robo-Communist'''<br /> <br /> Decentville is attacked by what may be the dumbest villain ever created!<br /> <br /> '''CAST:''' Jerry's Stunt Double, SkullB, Jerry, Shadowy Figure #1, Shadowy Figure #2, Robo-Communist, Casey, Monsieur Mort<br /> <br /> '''PLACES:''' The Living Room, Dark Room, Decentville Mall<br /> <br /> '''PAGE TITLE:''' The SkullB Show!<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open: the Living Room. Jerry and SkullB are on the couch.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Well, the polls are in. People don't like our humor.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I thought we had good humor.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' While we may have good humor, it seems people on the internet like dumb humor. Random humor, if you will.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' So... what?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' So I've decided to make the show a little more Bonus Stage-ey!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' How would you do that?<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry's head explodes.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Like that!<br /> <br /> ''{Cue theme song.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Living Room. Jerry walks back into the room.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Thank God that was just my stunt double.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Yeah, that idea was a bit stupid.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Well, looks like we're starved for plot. Wonder what we do now?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: a dark room.}''<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' Is it done yet?<br /> <br /> '''?????????:''' Yes, Master. Introducing...<br /> <br /> ''{A beam of light illuminates a large tube. Inside the tube is a red robot with a hammer and sickle.}''<br /> <br /> '''?????????:''' Robo-Communist!<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' Yes! It's complete! My masterpiece is... wait. Why did we make a Communist robot?<br /> <br /> '''?????????:''' Don't ask ''me''. I just built it.<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' Huh. Well whatever. It's capable of harm, isn't it?<br /> <br /> '''????????:''' Well, he has a hammer and a sickle, so...<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' Perfect! Those fools will never see it coming!<br /> <br /> '''?????????:''' Yeah... why are we targeting them again?<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' You know, Assistant, if you keep asking questions I'll have to shut you up. With a gun. That I have. I have one.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' Robo-Communist! Activate!<br /> <br /> ''{The eyes of Robo-Communist glow yellow.}''<br /> <br /> '''ROBO-COMMUNIST:''' Yes, master.<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' Now then... head on over to Decentville and attack these three.<br /> <br /> ''{The shadowy figure hands Robo-Communist a sheet of paper with SkullB's, Jerry's, and Casey's pictures on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' I trust you'll eliminate them?<br /> <br /> '''ROBO-COMMUNIST:''' Anything for Mother Russia.<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' Good! Now quit &quot;Stalin&quot; and go!<br /> <br /> '''ROBO-COMMUNIST:''' Ahahaha! I appreciate your humor! It reminds me of biting into turnip. Painful and unsatisfying!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Decentville Mall. Jerry, Casey and SkullB are walking around.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Is there not a prouder bastion of capitalism in this state than the mall?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... Does anybody talk like that anymore? &quot;Is there not&quot;? Are you a member of the League of Villains or something?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Shut up.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' No, seriously, does anyb-<br /> <br /> ''{Casey kicks SkullB.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Hey, I warned you.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' So why are we here again?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' I was going to splurge on whatever clothes I felt looked cute enough. I'm not gonna wear them, though.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Wow. Whoever write this blows at writing for female characters.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Zippy's studio.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ... What? I just animate.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Mall.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Okay, we need to stop that.<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, a scream is heard.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' What's happening ''now''?<br /> <br /> '''ROBO-COMMUNIST:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ahahaha! Taste the power of Mother Russia!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' That stereotypical accent can mean only one thing...<br /> <br /> ''{Pan and zoom to show Robo-Communist bashing tables at the food court with his hammer.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... Robo-Communist!<br /> <br /> '''ROBO-COMMUNIST:''' Yes, that is right! I am here to destroy you and your capitalist way of life! Seeing you waste precious money on nothing but clothes and fattening foods makes my motherboard smoke with anger!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' But... why us?<br /> <br /> '''ROBO-COMMUNIST:''' Look, I do not pretend to know what my Master's wishes were. But I am here to destroy you, and that is that.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Huh. So why a Communist robot?<br /> <br /> '''ROBO-COMMUNIST:''' Need I remind you? I do not know why. But I digress. Prepare for death!<br /> <br /> ''{Robo-Communist takes his sickle and tosses it like a boomerang at SkullB. He swiftly dodges and the sickle heads toward a nearby column. The column is sliced in half as it returns back to Robo-Communist. Robo-Communist catches the sickle and now grabs a hammer. He runs at Casey, hammer at the ready. Casey, thinking quickly, jumps on top of the now fallen column and then onto Robo-Communist's head. She covers his eyes with her hands.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Jerry! Grab something!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry nods as he runs towards a sports store. Robo-Communist starts rapidly spinning in an attempt to get Casey off. Eventually, Casey is thrown off of the robot and into the wall. She falls unconscious.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Uh, Jerry? A little help?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{offscreen}'' You got it!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry runs out of the sports store, holding a bag of baseballs.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Skully, take these and shoot them at him!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I could ''shoot'' him, too.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Oh. Then do ''that''!<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB readies his SkullBeam.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Keep him off me for a bit! I need to charge up!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Oh, come on! I never had a good pitching arm...<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' JUST DO IT.<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry grabs some balls and starts tossing them at Robo-Communist. A couple of them hit Robo-Communist, while others he bats away with his hammer. Eventually, Robo-Communist tires out.}''<br /> <br /> '''ROBO-COMMUNIST:''' Ugh... my circuits are shorting out...<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Now!<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB fires a massive SkullBeam at Robo-Communist, who takes it in full. Robo-Communist starts to smoke and shake. He then explodes.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I win! Do I get a power?<br /> <br /> ''{A small text bubble appears above SkullB reading &quot;YOU GET: C. SICKLE&quot;. SkullB turns red.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Nice.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Casey! Are you okay?<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry takes her pulse.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Oh, she just fell unconscious. Thank goodness.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Let's go home, why not?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Okay. You carry Casey.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Living Room. Jerry, Casey and SkullB are on the couch. Casey is still unconscious.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Well. That certainly was an odd fight.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' We should be thankful that nobody died.<br /> <br /> ''{Casey wakes up.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Oof, my head... what happened?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' You were thrown into a wall.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Oh.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Are you alright?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' I'm fine. I don't remember math, though.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Don't worry. You don't need math.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the dark room from before.}''<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' ... Wait, what? WHAT? No! Aww, come on! This shouldn't have... what? Yes, it is running... HEY! You sons of...<br /> <br /> ''{The figure hangs up.}''<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' Why do all of my field agents like phone pranks? Whatever. ''Assistant''!<br /> <br /> '''?????????:''' Yes, Master?<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' Get to work on my newest robot! I'm sure that those fools will be no match... for Monsieur Mort!<br /> <br /> ''{A tube lights up, showing a robot mime.}''<br /> <br /> '''?????? ???:''' No, wait. That's a terrible idea.<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits.}''</div>

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