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== Overview ==
'''Episode 29: Shaken, not Stirred, Part Two'''

The conclusion to the excitement of the last time! Will Agent J and S find out Princess Pussycat's devilish scheme? Will Angela Fawls seduct Agent J? Tune in now!

'''CAST:''' Angela Fawls (Casey), Agent J (Jerry), S (SkullB), Princess Pussycat (Cassie), others

'''PLACES:''' BSoC, a harbor, a private jet, Princess Pussycat's Tiger Palace, a throne room, a corridor, a gas chamber, Z's office

'''PAGE TITLE:''' The SkullB Show!

== Transcript ==

''{Open: the Black Screen of Continuity.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Last time, on the SkullB Show...

''{Cut: the harbor. Angela Fawls is talking into a wrist communicator.}''

'''ANGELA:''' Princess? This is the Angel. Target has been identified as Agent J of MI7. Next course of action? ... Of course. Take care.

''{Angela closes the wrist communicator. She giggles to herself evilly. Fade to black.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now, the conclusion.

''{Fade in to a jet. Agent J and S are in the back, which is very luxurious.}''

'''AGENT J:''' I've gotta say, MI7 knows their luxury liners.

'''S:''' Plus we're the only ones on! Isn't that awesome?

'''AGENT J:''' Yeah, but they don't show any good in-flight movies. Pity, I thought for a secret spy agency they could get some decent movies.

''{A dinging sound is heard.}''

'''PILOT:''' Now landing in Bangladesh.

'''AGENT J:''' Good! I was beginning to think we'd never get there.

''{Cut: a palace. It is very luxuriously decorated, with tiger murals adorning the walls. Agent J and S are walking along the hallways.}''

'''AGENT J:''' You know, Princess P is really taking the tiger gimmick to the fullest.

'''S:''' What? I would too if I were a theme villain.

''{Suddenly, a group of guards in orange, black-striped uniforms stop the two.}''

'''GUARD ONE:''' And who might you be?

''{Agent J hands the guard the invitation.}''

'''GUARD ONE:''' ... Alright, then. Carry on.

''{The guard growls at the two as they pass.}''

'''S:''' Something tells me these guys should be neutered.

''{The two walk into a throne room, where Princess Pussycat is sitting on the said throne. Surrounding her are many tigers.}''

'''AGENT J:''' ... Wow.

'''PRINCESS:''' Ah, you're here, Hans. Or is that your real name?

'''AGENT J:''' You mean... you know?

'''PRINCESS:''' Yep!

'''AGENT J:''' But... how?

'''PRINCESS:''' You just told me!

'''S:''' Heh. You got dissed.

'''AGENT J:''' Cough it up, Princess P. How did you know I'm not Hans Olbrecht?

'''PRINCESS:''' I have my sources. Don't I, Ms. Fawls?

''{Angela emerges from behind the throne. She is now in tiger-print spandex.}''

'''AGENT J:''' Angie?

'''ANGELA:''' That's right! You didn't really think I was just flirting?

'''AGENT J:''' Yeah, something was suspicious. Not just because I didn't have my wallet.

'''ANGELA:''' And ''that'' is how we found your identity, Agent J! And now that we know who you are, we can dispose of you before you uncover our secret plan!

'''AGENT J:''' Secret plan...!

'''ANGELA:''' ... Oops.

'''PRINCESS:''' You ''idiot''! Why'd you say that?

'''ANGELA:''' Hey, I'm not the best with secrets.

'''PRINCESS:''' Ugh, whatever. Ms. Fawls, attack him!

''{Angela nods and bares claws hidden in her gloves. She runs at Agent J, slashing. Agent J ducks and rolls under her legs. He stands up behind her and kicks her into a nearby pillar.}''

'''ANGELA:''' Ahh! You can't hit me, I'm a girl!

'''AGENT J:''' Hey, you're evil. I can't just let you go, honey.

''{Agent J runs at Angela and punches her again, this time in the stomach. Angela keels over in pain, coughing and gasping for air.}''

'''S:''' Ooh! You knocked the wind outta her!

'''ANGELA:''' ... You just asked for it! Tigers, attack!

''{Some tigers run toward Agent J. He starts punching and kicking them off. Meanwhile, Angela escapes through the door.}''

'''PRINCESS:''' ''Fawls''! You chicken!

''{Agent J knocks out the last tiger.}''

'''AGENT J:''' And now to dethrone the pri-

''{Pan over to show the throne unoccupied. Pan again to show Princess Pussycat running away.}''

'''S:''' Hypocrite.

'''AGENT J:''' Come on, S! We've gotta catch up!

'''S:''' No prob! Just hop in!

''{Agent J jumps into S and starts driving. He starts following Princess Pussycat, who is driving a tiger-striped motorcycle.}''

'''PRINCESS:''' It's no use, Agent J! You're never going to stop me!

'''AGENT J:''' Yeah, right! I've got a tracker on you!

'''PRINCESS:''' A what?

''{Zoom in to show a beeping red beacon on Princess Pussycat's neck.}''

'''PRINCESS:''' Oh, come on!

'''AGENT J:''' That's right! Nothing's going to stop me from f-

''{Suddenly, the floor drops out from under S and Agent J and they fall down a chute. Princess Pussycat laughs as she stops.}''

''{Cut: a small room. S and Agent J are there, trapped.}''

'''S:''' Ah, great. Now we're trapped.

'''AGENT J:''' Hey, it could be worse!

''{The lights turn on. Pan over to show a large white tiger in the room. Princess Pussycat walks into the room.}''

'''AGENT J:''' ''You''!

'''PRINCESS:''' Heh! Yep! Meet Mittens, my prized tiger! He's going to be slaughtering you, and I'll be watching through the one-way mirror!

'''AGENT J:''' Really?

'''PRINCESS:''' Yep. Mittens, attack!

''{The white tiger jumps at Agent J and pins him to the ground. The snarling beast stares Agent J directly in the eye. However, Agent J stares back, firmly and intimidatingly. The white tiger backs down and submits.}''

'''PRINCESS:''' What the- I di- But I- unbelievable! Mittens, what's wrong with you?

'''AGENT J:''' Intimidation. I know that being stern with an animal proves dominance.

'''PRINCESS:''' ... There's no ''way'' you knew that!

'''AGENT J:''' You're right, I just wanted to scare it off.

'''PRINCESS:''' ... ''Well''! Then I'll just take Mittens with me and keep you in here. Come, Mittens!

''{Princess Pussycat opens the door and takes Mittens with her. She quickly shuts the door.}''

'''PRINCESS:''' And now, a deadly neurotoxin will be pumped into the room. We just need to ready the canisters.

''{Princess Pussycat leaves the scene.}''

'''S:''' Oh, dang!

'''AGENT J:''' Neurotoxin...? This doesn't seem good. ... Wait! The pen!

''{Agent J takes out the explosive pen from before. He dispenses plastic explosives on the door and detonates it from a distance. The door is opened and the two run out.}''

'''AGENT J:''' Thanks, S.

'''S:''' No prob, Agent J!

''{Suddenly, guards appear.}''

'''GUARD:''' Halt!

'''AGENT J:''' Not a chance!

''{Agent J takes out a gun and shoots the guards.}''

'''S:''' You had a ''gun'' the whole time?

'''AGENT J:''' Funny thing is, I only remembered it now.

'''S:''' I hate you some times.

'''AGENT J:''' Likewise.

''{The two keep running down the hall. Eventually, they reach Princess Pussycat's tiger sanctuary, in which are hundreds of tigers with Princess Pussycat at a throne.}''

'''AGENT J:''' Give it up, Princess P! I've got a gun and I'm not afraid to use it!

'''PRINCESS:''' ... Fine.

'''AGENT J:''' Oh, really? Cool.

'''PRINCESS:''' Let me explain myself, first.

''{Flashback: a circus. A younger Princess Pussycat is training tigers.}''

'''PRINCESS:''' ''{v.o.}'' When I was younger, I trained tigers in the circus. I was one with them, you could say. However, one day the tigers attacked the fellow circus workers. I was fired for being inattentent and my tigers were killed. It was a sad day for me. That day, I swore to get my revenge. It wasn't the tigers' faults that those damned clowns kept teasing them!

''{Cut: Princess Pussycat ordering tigers to attack people.}''

'''PRINCESS:''' ''{v.o.}'' From then on, I strived to create the perfect army of evil tigers, made to kill. However, you showed up. That's the one thing I didn't think about.

''{Cut back to present-day. Princess Pussycat is still at her throne.}''

'''PRINCESS:''' And that's my story. Arrest me if you want. That's probably best.

'''AGENT J:''' ... Okay.

''{Cut: Z's Office. Agent J and S are there, as well as Z.}''

'''Z:''' Great job, Agent J. I trusted you would get it done right.

'''AGENT J:''' I'm not your top agent for nothing!

'''Z:''' Anyhow, we have Princess Pussycat in jail, as well as Ms. Fawls. I pray they're having a nice time.

'''AGENT J:''' Yeah. Sure.

''{Pause.}''

'''Z:''' Pasta Roni, anyone? Huh?

''{Cue the credits sequence.}''

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THE SKULLB SHOW
Episode 29:
Shaken, not Stirred
Part Two

STARRING
Jeremy Cohen as Agent J
Francesca Giannopolou as Mrs. Cashmoney
Zippy Platypus as Z
Skullivan Buggy as S
Cassidy Rogers as Princess Pussycat
Casey Cohen as Angela Fawls

APOLOGIES TO
the James Bond series
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''{Cut: the Living Room. Casey, Jerry, SkullB and Fran are on the couch.}''

'''SKULLB:''' So? What do you think?

'''CASEY:''' Eh.

'''JERRY:''' The execution was... odd.

'''FRAN:''' Why did I have only three lines?

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' So we wasted two episodes?

'''JERRY:''' Does anybody really watch this?

'''SKULLB:''' ... You have a good point.

''{Cue real credits.}''

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