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New page: == Overview == '''Episode 27: Surf n' Turf''' Skully and the gang head to the beach. '''CAST:''' Casey, Jerry, SkullB, Fran, a starfish, Muscles '''PLACES:''' The Living Room, the Beach...

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== Overview ==
'''Episode 27: Surf n' Turf'''

Skully and the gang head to the beach.

'''CAST:''' Casey, Jerry, SkullB, Fran, a starfish, Muscles

'''PLACES:''' The Living Room, the Beach, the sea floor

'''PAGE TITLE:''' The SkullB Show!

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Living Room. Casey, Jerry and SkullB are on the couch. Jerry and Casey are sweating, while SkullB's body is emitting smoke.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, God... it's so hot out!

'''JERRY:''' I know. 100 degrees out!

'''CASEY:''' Haven't we already done this plot?

'''JERRY:''' Good point.

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' You know what we should do?

'''JERRY:''' What?

'''SKULLB:''' We should go to the beach!

'''JERRY:''' Huh. Another plot regurgitated from every cartoon show.

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, like we haven't done that before.

''{Cue theme song.}''

''{Cut: a beach. Everyone is there. Jerry, Casey, and Fran are in swimwear. SkullB looks normal.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Ah, the beach. Nowhere else will you find fat, pasty tourists in more numbers.

'''JERRY:''' Enough cynical outlooks on life, let's hit the water!

''{Jerry runs toward the water. As soon as he hits the water, he jumps back.}''

'''JERRY:''' AAH! Cold!

'''CASEY:''' Wuss.

''{Casey runs right into the water. She stays there.}''

'''CASEY:''' Once you get used to the limb-numbing cold, it feels nice in here!

'''SKULLB:''' Hey, let me try!

''{SkullB drives into the water. Suddenly, he starts sinking.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Guys? Can you- can you help me?

''{SkullB sinks beneath the surface.}''

'''FRAN:''' Skully?! Skully, are you okay?

'''JERRY:''' Eh.

'''FRAN:''' What do you mean, "eh"?! He's drowning!

'''JERRY:''' He's fine. He's a robot! Besides, he's waterproof. He'll find his way out.

''{Cut: the sea floor. SkullB floats gently to the bottom and lands.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Huh. I thought I would have landed a lot closer to the shore.

''{A starfish crawls by and latches onto SkullB.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, what's this? Well hey, little fella! What's your name?

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' I'll call you Sticky. You and I will be travelling through the deep blue, trying to get back home! Although I'm certain you don't have one, I ''do''! And I need to get back home!

''{The starfish wriggles.}''

'''SKULLB:''' I'll take that as a yes!

''{Cut: the beach. Jerry, Casey and Fran are sunbathing.}''

'''JERRY:''' I don't get it--why are we lying in the sun when we came here to beat the heat?

'''CASEY:''' Because I possess the ability to rope you into doing anything I wish?

'''JERRY:''' Ah. That makes sense.

'''FRAN:''' Hey, who's that?

'''JERRY:''' Who?

''{A muscled man walks over.}''

'''MUSCLES:''' Hey, stickman!

'''JERRY:''' Are you talking to me?

'''MUSCLES:''' Yep! What are you doing here?

'''JERRY:''' Trying to develop a tan. But I can't, now that you're standing over me. Looks like I'll be getting a moron-shaped tan today.

'''MUSCLES:''' Heh! Tough, are you?

''{Muscles starts kicking sand into Jerry's face. Jerry is eventually buried in sand after about ten seconds.}''

'''MUSCLES:''' Heh! I'm such an ass!

''{Muscles walks over to Casey.}''

'''MUSCLES:''' Hey, baby. Hows about you and me?

'''CASEY:''' Hows about you finish high school English, stupid?

'''MUSCLES:''' Heh, you haven't fallen for me yet. But you will!

''{Casey stands up.}''

'''CASEY:''' You're right. I will. Come here, big boy!

'''JERRY:''' Casey?!

''{Muscles bends over to kiss Casey. Suddenly, Casey grabs a handful of sand and shoves it into Muscles' mouth.}''

'''MUSCLES:''' Gh- kh-

''{Muscles coughs the sand out of his mouth.}''

'''MUSCLES:''' Aah! What the hell?

'''CASEY:''' By the by... I'm married.

''{Muscles mopes and ambles off.}''

'''MUSCLES:''' How did she know I failed high school?

'''JERRY:''' Casey... you're awesome.

'''CASEY:''' Think I don't know that already?

''{Cut: the sea floor. SkullB is still driving across the sea floor, the starfish still stuck to his side.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Ah, look at the sea. When you see it this closely, you can truly admire its beauty!

''{Suddenly, SkullB drives over a stingray. The stingray whacks SkullB in the face several times with its tail.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Ow! OW! OOOOW! Son of a-

''{The stingray swims away. Before leaving the scene, the stingray looks back at SkullB with a malicious stare.}''

'''SKULLB:''' God I hate the ocean. But I still like you, Sticky.

''{Cut: the beach. Jerry and Fran are on surfboards. Jerry is latching onto his carefully, while Fran is sitting on hers.}''

'''FRAN:''' So that's how you surfboard!

'''JERRY:''' Okay, okay. But what happens if I fall off? Will I fall off? Will a shark get me? What if a shark gets me? What do I do? Wh-

'''FRAN:''' Hold on, here comes a wave!

''{Both Fran and Jerry are picked up by the massive wave. Fran starts surfing like a pro, while Jerry struggles to keep standing on his board.}''

'''JERRY:''' AAAAAAAAAAAA-

'''FRAN:''' Woooo-hooooooo! This is awesome!

'''JERRY:''' -AAAAAAAAAAAA-

'''FRAN:''' Can you feel the adrenaline rushing through your veins?

'''JERRY:''' -AAAAAAAAAA-

''{The two surf into the tube of the wave. Jerry is still screaming, while Fran is skimming the water gracefully.}''

'''FRAN:''' Yeeaaaaah-ha-ha-ha! Jerry, how are you doing?

'''JERRY:''' -AAAAAAAAAAAA-

''{Suddenly, an R2 unit and a Dalek surf by.}''

'''DALEK:''' RAD-I-CAL!

'''R2-D2:''' Wooooooaaaaaaaah!

'''FRAN:''' ... Huh.

''{Cut: the sea floor. SkullB is driving very slowly now, and he looks tired.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Sticky... I can't go on much longer... fuel running low... speaking in short bursts...

''{The starfish crawls onto SkullB's dashboard and hits a button. Suddenly, SkullB's tires retract into his body and an air cushion pops out from under him. He starts to float back to the surface.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hey... what's this? I'm turning into a hovercraft! Oh, Sticky! You always know what to do!

''{SkullB eventually surfaces. Suddenly, he's picked up by the wave from before.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Woah! Awesome!

'''FRAN:''' I know! Hang ten, man!

''{The two skim the waves, expertly. Jerry follows behind, grabbing his board for dear life.}''

'''JERRY:''' -AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

''{The three finish surfing and hit the shore. SkullB turns back into a buggy.}''

'''JERRY:''' Wait... when could you do that?

'''SKULLB:''' When my starfish friend hit a button in my back!

''{The starfish crawls onto SkullB's head.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, Sticky! You're such a pal!

'''JERRY:''' Skully, you can't take him with you.

'''SKULLB:''' Wh... why not?

'''JERRY:''' He lives in the ocean! He'll die out here!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh. Well, Sticky... I guess this is goodbye.

''{SkullB walks over to the ocean and places the starfish in the ocean.}''

'''CASEY:''' ''{offscreen}'' Come on, Skully! It's time to leave!

'''SKULLB:''' Just... wait.

''{SkullB looks at the starfish.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Sticky... I'll remember you forever. You'll always be ''my'' shiny star.

''{SkullB drives away, slowly. A second later, he looks back at the starfish. The starfish stands upright and waves at him. SkullB grins, and starts to cry.}''

'''JERRY:''' Jeez. It's a starfish. Grow up.

'''SKULLB:''' He was a better friend than you were!

''{Cue credits.}''

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Skub: New page: == Overview == '''Episode 27: Surf n' Turf''' Skully and the gang head to the beach. '''CAST:''' Casey, Jerry, SkullB, Fran, a starfish, Muscles '''PLACES:''' The Living Room, the Beach...