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<p>New page: == Overview == &#039;&#039;&#039;Episode 22: What If...?&#039;&#039;&#039; In the obligatory &quot;What If?&quot; episode, Casey finds a magic lamp. &#039;&#039;&#039;CAST:&#039;&#039;&#039; Chernobog, Lucy, Jerry, SkullB, Casey, a Genie, Father Kilpatrick...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Episode 22: What If...?'''<br /> <br /> In the obligatory &quot;What If?&quot; episode, Casey finds a magic lamp.<br /> <br /> '''CAST:''' Chernobog, Lucy, Jerry, SkullB, Casey, a Genie, Father Kilpatrick, Dr. Norton, pink Skullbuggy, Sullivan<br /> <br /> '''PLACES:''' Hell, the Living Room, a cabin, Decentville Catholic Church, the Decentville Hospital, a highway<br /> <br /> '''PAGE TITLE:''' The SkullB Show!<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open: Hell. Chernobog is kneeling in front of a shadowy figure.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHERNOBOG:''' Sir, I couldn't bring them with me. Sorry.<br /> <br /> '''????:''' You ''idiot''! I send my best man and I get nothing!<br /> <br /> '''CHERNOBOG:''' No, I can do it again, trust me! This time I'll get them!<br /> <br /> '''????:''' No, no. I think it's time for me to get into the ring.<br /> <br /> ''{The shadows dissipate to show a female demon in a business suit.}''<br /> <br /> '''LUCY:''' For I am Lucy, Vice President of Hell! ''{laughs maniacally}''<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHERNOBOG:''' So, we're doing this now?<br /> <br /> '''LUCY:''' Yes we're doing this now.<br /> <br /> ''{Cue theme song.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Living Room. Jerry and SkullB are sitting on the couch when Casey walks down the staircase holding an odd item.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Hey, guys! Check out what I found in the attic!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' My shattered dreams?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' The bat I used to shatter his dreams?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' ... Okay, seriously? Are you just cracking jokes or are you that stupid?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Well, I'm serious.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' But seriously, what it is?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' It's one of those Faberge eggs! You know, the really intricate ones?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Wait, hand it to me.<br /> <br /> ''{Casey hands the egg to SkullB.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' This isn't a Faberge egg at all... this is a genie egg!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Are- are you serious?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' A genie? Really?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Yes! I read in the Daily Skeptic that genies lay eggs in places nobody goes. Like our attic! I've never seen up there, so...<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Why would you believe a magazine marketed to conspiracy theorists?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Seriously! We just need to lay on it for a couple of days, so we can hatch a genie!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Ugh... you can''not'' hatch a genie. They don't even exi-<br /> <br /> ''{The egg starts wobbling to and fro and falls out of SkullB's hands and onto the floor. The egg breaks and a small blue ghostly thing comes out.}''<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' Hi. I'm a genie. I only one year old.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Who called it? Who called it?<br /> <br /> ''{A bowling ball flies from nowhere and hits SkullB in the back.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' GYAAAH MY DAMN BACK!<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' So I free. Three questions you get.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Wait, questions?<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' I only do &quot;What If&quot; questions. I can't grant wishes yet.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Wow, that's... oddly plot-specific. I guess I go first.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' No no no no no. Ladies first.<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' State your question.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Alright, then. What if... I married somebody else? That would be interesting.<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' Okay! Look into the magic mirror to see your fate.<br /> <br /> ''{The genie creates a mirror out of thin air that Casey looks into. Suddenly, the image in the mirror shifts into that of the cabin from episode 20.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the cabin. Casey and SkullB are there. Casey is crying.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' I just wished he loved me more!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' There, there. Come cry on my shoulder.<br /> <br /> ''{Casey leans over onto SkullB's shoulder-analogue and continues crying. Suddenly, she stops.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' You know... ''{sniffs}'' You've been a really nice friend to me. We've been through thick and thin, and I can say you've been there. Which is why I want you to be my husband.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... Really?!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Yes. Will you marry me?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Oh my God... I will!<br /> <br /> ''{The two hug.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Church.}''<br /> <br /> '''FATHER KILPATRICK:''' ... And do you, Casey Harris, take Skullivan to be your lawfully wedded husband?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' I do!<br /> <br /> '''FATHER KILPATRICK:''' Whosoever has any objections shall speak now, or forever hold their peace.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''FATHER KILPATRICK:''' Wow, really? Hmm. Well, then, you may kiss the bride.<br /> <br /> ''{The two kiss.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Living Room. Jerry is sitting at the couch, watching TV, when SkullB and Casey walk in.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Jerry, good news!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' You finally decided to move out?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' No, silly!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' I'm... pregnant!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Wh- gh- what? Why? ''How?!''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' It's best not to question it.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Hospital. SkullB is pacing back and forth in the waiting room. Suddenly, Dr. Norton walks through the door.}''<br /> <br /> '''DR. NORTON:''' Mr. Buggy? It's a girl.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... Oh, thank you, God, for blessing me with a child!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the SkullB House, years later. Everyone seems older, and a pink Skullbuggy is there as well.}''<br /> <br /> '''PINKBUGGY:''' Dad, you don't understand me!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Well I just don't want my daughter going out looking like a tramp!<br /> <br /> '''PINKBUGGY:''' Who are you to talk? You don't wear clothes!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Hey! You wanna go out tonight or not?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Honey, you should listen to your dad...<br /> <br /> '''PINKBUGGY:''' No way! I'm going up to my room to cut myself for attention!<br /> <br /> ''{Pinkbuggy runs upstairs.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' She'll get over it.<br /> <br /> ''{Fade out.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Fade back to the present-day Living Room. Casey and SkullB are staring at eachother.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Wh- I- wuh- gh-<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Me? She marries me?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Hahaha wow. That's odd.<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' Alright, you? Pink black gothy girl, can't wish no more.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' I am ''not'' a goth! I just enjoy the color black. And the pain of others.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Hah, my turn.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' What? Why?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Man is superior to the robot race!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Well, you do have thumbs. I guess you can have the next question.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Alright, alright. What if... I was less snarky and sarcastic?<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' Look into the mystical magic mirror!<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in onto the mirror to show the Living Room.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Living Room. SkullB and Casey are on the couch.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Do- do you sometimes think we shouldn't be doing this anymore?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Yeah, 22's a nice episode to stop on.<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry suddenly runs into the room.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Hey, guys! I just had a zany idea!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Great. What is it?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Dude, check it check it check it out. I built a rollercoaster in our house!<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, a rollercoaster car zooms into the room, in front of the couch.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Last one on's a rotten egg!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry hops onto the car and speeds off. Seconds later, a large crash is heard.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' OH GOD MY SPINE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''{to Jerry}'' You brought it upon yourselves!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' NO REGRETS!<br /> <br /> ''{Fade out.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the present-day Living Room. Jerry just stares at the genie.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' R-really? That's all?<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' Yes. You die in a bad rollercoaster accident.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' What a gyp! I deserve another question!<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' No way, man. Little car is next.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Oh, I've been saving this one up. What if I were human?<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' Good one, though cliched. Look in the mirror.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Living Room. Jerry is sitting on the couch. Suddenly, another guy walks in, this one with black hair and wearing a blue hoodie with a skull on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Hey, Sully. What's up?<br /> <br /> '''SULLY:''' Oh, not much. I just got this brand new video game!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Really? Looks like somebody isn't eating for the rest of the week. <br /> <br /> '''SULLY:''' It's cool, isn't it?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Yeah, sure.<br /> <br /> '''SULLY:''' ... Wanna play it?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Mm-hmm.<br /> <br /> ''{The two start playing the game. Fade out.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the present-day Living Room.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' So... it wouldn't be any different. Oh.<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' That's all the wishes y'all get. Peace out.<br /> <br /> ''{The genie flies off.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Wow, this episode sure had a lot of effort put into it.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' All filler episodes do!<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: a car. Lucy and Chernobog are in the car.}''<br /> <br /> '''LUCY:''' Chernobog! Which exit do I take to Decentville?<br /> <br /> '''CHERNOBOG:''' Exit 1a.<br /> <br /> '''LUCY:''' Good. Good. We'll be there soon, I know it...<br /> <br /> '''TO BE CONTINUED...!'''</div>

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