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== Overview ==
'''Episode 20: Beach Blanket Matrimony'''

The SkullB Show gang go on another vacation!

'''CAST:''' Casey, Jerry, SkullB, Mike, a baker, Father Kilpatrick

'''PLACES:''' the Living Room, a dock, a cabin, a casino, a bar, a bridal shop, Decentville Bakery, Decentville Catholic Church

'''PAGE TITLE:''' The SkullB Show!

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Living Room. Casey and Jerry are sitting on the couch.}''

'''CASEY:''' Hey, Jerry?

'''JERRY:''' What is it?

'''CASEY:''' ''{in a low voice}'' You know, it's been a while since... well, you know.

'''JERRY:''' Uh-oh. You're using your sexy voice. This means...

'''CASEY:''' Vacation!

'''JERRY:''' Ugh.

'''CASEY:''' Quiet! That vacation back in season two meant nothing! We need to have a tropical vacation! Something... romantic.

''{SkullB runs into the room.}''

'''SKULLB:''' I heard vacation. I'm coming.

'''JERRY and CASEY:''' Aw, damn.

'''CASEY:''' Oh! We're really a couple, aren't we?

''{Cue theme song.}''

''{Cut: a dock. Jerry, Casey and SkullB are there. All but SkullB are in summer wear.}''

'''JERRY:''' So where are we going, ''{sarcastically}'' my sweet?

'''CASEY:''' We're going to Miami Beach!

'''SKULLB:''' Miami Beach! Just like in Surfside 6!

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ''{in a high voice}'' Who lives there?

'''CASEY:''' I thought a vacation would help rekindle our relationship, Jerry!

'''JERRY:''' Joy of joys. You know I really don't want to leave the house, Casey.

'''SKULLB:''' Did anyone else notice that this is the first cold opening to actually relate to the episode?

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' What? I've gotta live up to the motto.

''{A loud horn blows.}''

'''CASEY:''' Ooh! There's the boat!

''{The three walk onto a ramp offscreen.}''

''{Cut: a cabin. SkullB and the others are there unpacking.}''

'''JERRY:''' Wow. Luxurious!

'''CASEY:''' I know! I saved up for years for this trip!

'''SKULLB:''' All these beds are waterbeds! Isn't it ironic? Isn't- isn't it?

'''JERRY:''' Hey, baby? I'm off to the casino to go blow half the money in my wallet. The other half's going to ten-dollar bottles of whiskey the size of a baby's hand. See ya.

''{Jerry walks off.}''

'''CASEY:''' Jerry?

''{Casey falls down onto her bed and starts to cry.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, Casey... What's wrong?

'''CASEY:''' Jerry... he never wants to spend time with me!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, there there, Casey. Come on, cry on my shoulder.

''{Casey leans over onto SkullB's shoulder and cries some more.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah... that's good. That's nice. Now, honey, how can I help you?

'''CASEY:''' I just want... I just want him to love me more!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, I can do that. Don't you worry.

''{Cut: the boat's casino. Jerry is at the slots, holding a cup of beer.}''

'''JERRY:''' Oh, I am raking it ''in''!

''{SkullB walks over.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hey, Jerry. How's my deadbeat pal?

'''JERRY:''' Half-buzzed and playing the slots. The alcohol pays for itself!

'''SKULLB:''' Damnit man, you need to be with your girlfriend!

'''JERRY:''' Hey, hey, HEY! I can be a good boyfriend! Just... just let me finish playing.

'''SKULLB:''' Jerry, that's not good enough. You need to do things as a couple. Casey's a wreck right now!

'''JERRY:''' Ugh, fine. Where is she?

'''SKULLB:''' She's at the bar.

''{Cut: the casino's bar. Casey is at the bar, sitting there. The bartender walks over.}''

'''BARTENDER:''' Hey, sweetie! What's up?

'''CASEY:''' Not much, I just--hey, you seem... familiar.

'''BARTENDER:''' Nah, I'm just a bartender.

'''CASEY:''' You're Mike the janitor! I remember you!

'''MIKE:''' Casey? Wow, it's been a while! I thought your apartment blew up!

'''CASEY:''' Nah, we moved out. So how's life been treating you?

'''MIKE:''' It's been good. I've moved out, got this job on the boat, you know. I settled down, too. Got a wife.

'''CASEY:''' Really? That's great! Good on you!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, yeah. So, why're you so upset?

'''CASEY:''' My boyfriend's being a jerk. He won't pay attention to me, not even on vacation! This was supposed to help our relationship!

'''MIKE:''' Ah, don't worry. He'll make it up to you, I'm sure.

'''CASEY:''' I hope you're right.

''{Jerry and SkullB walk over.}''

'''CASEY:''' Oh, hey. It's ''you''.

'''JERRY:''' Hey, baby.

'''CASEY:''' I thought you were doing your own thing.

'''SKULLB:''' Nah, he wants to make it up to you!

'''JERRY:''' Yeah, I do! ''{to Mike}'' Hey, bartender! Get us some drinks!

'''MIKE:''' What'll you have?

'''JERRY:''' I'll have a Fuzzy Navel, and get Casey the girliest drink in the house!

'''MIKE:''' Two Fuzzy Navels, coming up!

'''SKULLB:''' ''{to Jerry}'' I know damn well you stole that joke from Futurama. I ''know''.

''{Cut: the cabin. Jerry and Casey are there by themselves.}''

'''CASEY:''' How'd you get SkullB to get lost?

'''JERRY:''' I told him to go to the arcade.

''{Cut: the arcade. SkullB is playing a video game.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Yaaay! Yaaay! Ms. Pacman! Yaaay!

''{Cut: the cabin.}''

'''JERRY:''' So yeah. I just wanted to take this time to apologize to you about being such a jackass.

'''CASEY:''' Oh, Jerry. I don't know if I can forgive you.

'''JERRY:''' Really... oh. I guess I'm not a good boyfriend at all.

''{Jerry starts to leave.}''

'''CASEY:''' Jerry, where are you going?

'''JERRY:''' I'm a bad boyfriend, so I didn't think you'd miss me.

'''CASEY:''' Jerry... you must be serious.

'''JERRY:''' Yep. I am. Bye, Casey.

'''CASEY:''' Wait! Jerry, stop!

''{Jerry turns around.}''

'''CASEY:''' Jerry... I know you. You'd never leave me.

'''JERRY:''' Casey, I...

''{Casey reaches into her bag and grabs a small black box.}''

'''CASEY:''' Jerry, I want you to have this.

''{Casey opens the box to show a ring.}''

'''JERRY:''' Casey, I--

'''CASEY:''' Will you... marry me?

'''JERRY:''' Casey... I will.

'''CASEY:''' Oh, Jerry!

''{The two hug. SkullB walks in.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hey, guys! What did I miss?

'''CASEY:''' SkullB... we're getting married!

'''SKULLB:''' You're ''what''?!

''{Cut: the Living Room.}''

'''SKULLB:''' I can't believe it! You two are getting married?!

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, we are! It's amazing!

'''JERRY:''' I just realized how much I love her.

'''SKULLB:''' Yech. It's getting cheesy in here.

'''CASEY:''' The wedding's tomorrow, so I hope you'll make it!

'''JERRY:''' In fact, Skully, I want ''you'' to be my best man!

'''SKULLB:''' Uh, sure? I guess? I mean, this is all so confusing, I mean, my best friend is getting married, and--

'''CASEY:''' Oh, this is the greatest thing to ever happen to me!

'''JERRY:''' Oh, me too.

'''SKULLB:''' I'll only do it if you play Goody Two Shoes by Adam Ant at the procession.

''{Cut: a bridal shop. Casey and Fran are there, looking for wedding dresses.}''

'''CASEY:''' Now, I don't want anything white. I want a ''red'' dress!

'''FRAN:''' Wh- why?

'''CASEY:''' It symbolizes good luck in China!

'''FRAN:''' But... you're not Chinese.

'''CASEY:''' I'm Irish. Look, it's complicated, let's save it for another episode. So yeah, red dress.

''{Cut: a bakery. SkullB and Jerry are there.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hey, baker, can we have a wedding cake?

'''BAKER:''' Ooh! Who's the groom?

'''JERRY:''' Me!

'''BAKER:''' So, what names should I put on it?

'''JERRY:''' Put the words, "Jerry and Casey: Together Forever"!

'''SKULLB:''' What is this, a ''cheese''cake?

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Do you- do you get it? ''Cheese''cake?

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' I don't have to impress you.

''{Cut: a church, the day of the wedding. Jerry and Casey, both in full attire, are at the podium.}''

'''FATHER KILPATRICK:''' Do you, Jeremy Cohen, take Casey Harris as your bride?

'''JERRY:''' I do!

'''FATHER KILPATRICK:''' And do you, Casey Harris, take Jeremy-

'''CASEY:''' I do! I do!

'''FATHER KILPATRICK:''' Good. Any and all objections are to be voiced at this time. Anybody?

''{Pause.}''

'''FATHER KILPATRICK:''' Odd, I was expecting somebody to... well, okay. You may now kiss the bride.

''{The two kiss. Everybody cheers.}''

''{Cut: the reception. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhvqVqLAdLI&feature=related This] song is playing as people dance. Jerry, Casey and SkullB are at their own table.}''

'''JERRY:''' Man, that was amazing!

'''CASEY:''' We're finally husband and wife!

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah, yeah. So now you're Casey Cohen, right?

'''CASEY:''' Yep! Isn't that great?

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah, yeah. Any regrets?

'''JERRY:''' Absolutely none!

'''SKULLB:''' Hah, you'll eat those words soon.

'''JERRY:''' I'll... what?

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, nothing. Happy wedding, y'all!

''{The two kiss again. Pan over to show the owl watching.}''

'''OWL:''' Oh, I'm so happy for those two! Oh, I wish I was getting married. That would be amazing!

'''SKULLB:''' Would you just shut up already?

''{Cue credits.}''

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