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<p>New page: == Overview == &#039;&#039;&#039;Episode 19: Kicking the Habit&#039;&#039;&#039; On a special episode of The SkullB Show, Jerry gets an addiction to the newest energy drink. SkullB and Casey take it upon themselves to...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Episode 19: Kicking the Habit'''<br /> <br /> On a special episode of The SkullB Show, Jerry gets an addiction to the newest energy drink. SkullB and Casey take it upon themselves to intervene.<br /> <br /> '''CAST:''' Fran, Zippy, SkullB, Jerry, Casey, Dr. Norton, an Owl<br /> <br /> '''PLACES:''' Fran's House, Decentville Grocery, the Living Room, Casey's Room, the Garage, the Hospital<br /> <br /> '''PAGE TITLE:''' The SkullB Show!<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open: Fran's Living Room. Fran is sitting on the couch.}''<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Can I get a line this episode? Please?<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ''{offscreen}'' Eat this pinecone!<br /> <br /> ''{Zippy tosses a pinecone into Fran's lap.}''<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Aw, cripes.<br /> <br /> ''{Fran takes a bite out of the pinecone.}''<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Mmmph! It hurts!<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ''{offscreen}'' Eat it! Eat it ''all''!<br /> <br /> ''{Cue theme song.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Decentville Grocery. Jerry and SkullB are there. SkullB is carrying all the food in his back.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' How much longer do we have to be here? I'm running low on fuel!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Just a little longer. Trust me.<br /> <br /> ''{As SkullB and Jerry walk down the aisle, they pass a large display for a new energy drink. Jerry stops and starts to investigate.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Uh, Jerry? Aren't we headed toward the checkout lane?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Wait. What's this?<br /> <br /> ''{As the camera zooms in on the display, an advertisement starts on the TV above it. Jerry looks up to see the ad.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' Hey! YOU! You like energy, right?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Y- yeah.<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' And you like so much herbal supplements in your drinks that it causes your heart to stop, RIGHT?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' Then you will THIRST!<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' For COUGAR ENERGY! The brand new energy drink with TWO SCOOPS! Of CAFFEINE!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Wow. Two of them.<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' It's enough energy to make you crap out your liver! AND THEN SOME!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Tell me more!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' Once you stop talking to the television, get yourself some COUGAR ENERGY! Feel...<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ...the COUGAR!<br /> <br /> ''{A cougar jumps onto the TV screen with a snarl. The logo appears in front of it.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Holy ''wow''. I gotta get me a can!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry grabs a can of Cougar Energy and puts it into his makeshift cart.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Every second you waste here could go to me getting some booze in my system. That's how ''all'' robots work, you know.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the van. Jerry is driving home, and SkullB is in the passenger's seat.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' What really gets me is that I'm a car ''riding'' in a car. Odd, isn't it?<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry grabs the can of Cougar Energy and opens it.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{sniffs}'' WOO! That sure has a powerful odor to it.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' You're lucky you ''have'' a nose.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Welp... o'er the teeth and through the gums, watch out stomach, here-<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Do it already, you wuss! You won't Feel the Cougar with rhymes!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry takes a swig of his energy drink. Suddenly, his pupils shrink and he starts to grin.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Woah. Woah-ho-ho-ho.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Man, are you okay?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Well, it's good to see you like it. I guess.<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry starts to calm down. Small green fizzy bubbles float out of his head somehow.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Living Room. SkullB and Jerry walk into the house to see Casey on the couch.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Well, you're back! It's good to see you two out of the house for once.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{quickly}'' I'm... I'm good. I'm fine. I'm better than ever!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry does a backflip and sticks it.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Ooh, nice!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Jerry? Are... are you okay?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{quickly}'' Didn't you hear me the last time? I'm fine! I'm amazing! I'm swell, good man! Woo-hoo!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry starts to breakdance. He finishes off with a headspin.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I think we've found a new backup dancer for Britney!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Ooh, a pop culture reference! But- but that's beside the point. Jerry, what did you do that made you so... different?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{quickly}'' Cougar Energy! It's a taste sensation, it's out of this world, it's fun... ''{slowing down}'' believe... able? ''{very slowly}'' I don't... feel... so...<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry passes out.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Woah! Is- is he alright?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' It's the crash. He had an energy drink, and--<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' He's never had caffeine in his system before! Do you know what you've ''done''?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Oh, he brought it upon himself. I had no say in it.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Well, I guess we'll just leave him here until he wakes up.<br /> <br /> ''{The two walk off, with Jerry still on the floor.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Casey's Room. Casey is asleep, apparently in her underwear. Suddenly, Jerry bursts into the room.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Ugh... AAH! Jerry, what the ''hell''?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{quickly}'' Went out and got some more Cougar Energy! Good idea! Got a whole case of it downstairs! Woo-hoo!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Get out of my room!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{quickly}'' Want some want some want some COUGAR ENERGY?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' What's ''wrong'' with you?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{quickly}'' Nothing's wrong! I'm down like a clown, Charlie-<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: a shot of the staircase leading to the Living Room. Jerry falls down the stairs, yet gets up as if nothing has happened.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{quickly}'' Nothing like some good bodily harm to start the day!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Garage. SkullB is sleeping there. Suddenly, Jerry runs in and jumps into the driver's seat.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{quickly}'' Heya, Skully old buddy old pal? Wanna go for a Sunday drive, hm?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' AAAH! Wh- what the- what's going on?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{quickly}'' Takin' a ''cruise'' down the countryside! Ah-cha-cha-cha-cha!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Oh what the hell?<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB activates an ejector seat, launching Jerry out of him and into the ceiling.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{quickly}'' Woo-hoo! Head trauma!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Living Room. Jerry is standing on his head on top of a keg marked &quot;Cougar Energy KEGMEISTER&quot;. SkullB and Casey walk in.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' ''Jerry''! What are you doing?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{very quickly}'' Gets the stuff into the bloodstream faster for a MAXIMUM BUZZ are you stupid or something I am getting so buzzed right now--Oh! There goes my arm.<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry's left arm gives out and he falls off of the keg.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ''{very quickly}'' I think I'm having a heart attack I'm not certain no I ''am'' certain oh God oh God call a doctor please please GHRK-<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry passes out.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Oh, God! He's having a heart attack!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' A-duuhhh, really?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Call 911! ''Call 911''!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Decentville Hospital. Jerry is lying on a cot, pale and tired-looking. SkullB and Casey are there, as well as a doctor. Casey is crying.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' ''{sniffs}'' Will- will he be okay?<br /> <br /> '''DR. NORTON:''' Well, that depends. Would &quot;cardiac arrest&quot; be considered okay?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Oh, God!<br /> <br /> ''{Casey leans over onto SkullB's shoulder-analogue and starts wailing.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Give it to us straight, doc. Will our boy be okay?<br /> <br /> '''DR. NORTON:''' Well, due to a caffeine overdose, your friend went into cardiac arrest last night. We've been nursing him back to health in the meantime, so he should recover. However, he now has a deadly addiction. If he so much as ''touches'' caffiene one more time, he ''will' have another heart attack, possibly causing... ''death''.<br /> <br /> ''{Musical sting.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Wow. That's harsh.<br /> <br /> '''DR. NORTON:''' Yes. I implore you to keep him away from caffeine.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' We'll try, doc.<br /> <br /> '''DR. NORTON:''' Don't just try. DO.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ... Doc?<br /> <br /> '''DR. NORTON:''' Yes, Jeremy?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ... Do you have... any energy drinks? I need... some energy...<br /> <br /> ''{Dr. Norton sighs.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Living Room. Casey, SkullB, Fran and Dr. Norton are there. Jerry walks into the room. Suddenly, confetti shoots off and a banner is revealed, reading &quot;Suprise!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''ALL:''' Surprise!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' You have a problem.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Wh- what is this?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' It's your surprise intervention!<br /> <br /> '''DR. NORTON:''' Listen, Jeremy. We need to stop you from hurting yourself.<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' And the only way we know how to do it is to make you fraught with guilt!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' ''{holding back tears}'' You're hurting the ones you love, Jerry! Think of ''other'' people for a chance!<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' There, there. It'll be alright.<br /> <br /> ''{The two hug.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Jerry, if you keep hurting yourself the way you're doing right now, you'll kill yourself!<br /> <br /> '''DR. NORTON:''' It's true. Why, if you drink just ''one'' more can of that stuff, your heart will ''explode''. Trust me on this, I'm a doctor.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Hey! Can't I get a word in this?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Sure, go ahead.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Well, I just wanted to say...<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' ... I'm sorry, everyone. I just now realize what horrible mistakes I've made. I'm sorry, Casey, for almost losing you. I'm sorry, Skully, for being a tremendous jerk. I'm sorry, and I wish I could make it up to you.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' You can, Jerry.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Just drop the caffeine.<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB hands Jerry a can of Cougar Energy. Jerry stares at it. He then, in a fit of rage, throws it out the window. Everyone starts cheering.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Looks like we have our friend back!<br /> <br /> ''{Everyone hugs. An owl flies in and perches on Jerry's head.}''<br /> <br /> '''OWL:''' Oh, hey! I just wanted to share the love.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Living Room. Jerry, Casey and Skullbuggy are there, sitting on the couch. Jerry is looking into the camera. He stands up.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Hi, I'm Jerry Cohen. I play Jerry Cohen on the SkullB Show. Today, we've gone over a serious problem.<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB stands up.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' That problem... is energy drink addiction. When you chug that can of Monster, you're slowly destroying yourself.<br /> <br /> ''{Casey stands up.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' So please, for our sake. Don't kill yourself with caffeine!<br /> <br /> ''{A star flies by, and the words &quot;The More You Know&quot; appear behind it.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Thanks for watching, everyone.<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits.}''</div>

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