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== Overview ==
'''Episode 15: Goin' on a Job Hunt'''

Jerry desperately needs to find a new job.

'''CAST:''' Casey, Skullbuggy, Jerry, Male Cashier, Female Cashier

'''PLACES:''' SkullB House (Lawn), SkullB House (Living Room), Decentville Mall, Hot Topic, Abercrombie and Fitch, Food Court

'''PAGE TITLE:''' Can't Say Job.

== Transcript ==

''{Open: SkullB House. Skullbuggy and Casey are on the lawn, sunbathing.}''

'''CASEY:''' My ''God'' is this relaxing.

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah, just like when I got a massage from Doc Octopus!

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, just like that time when we stole a cheap cutaway gag from Family Guy!

''{Casey punches SkullB.}''

''{Cue opening theme.}''

''{Cut: SkullB House, 5 in the morning. Jerry is on the couch, sleeping. Casey walks in, turns on the lights and kicks Jerry awake.}''

'''JERRY:''' Gh- fgh- AHH! What the hell?

'''CASEY:''' It's five in the damned morning, and I got woken up by the sound of the Ronco audience.

'''JERRY:''' Oh. Oh, yeah. I guess... I guess I forgot to turn off the TV when I fell asleep.

'''CASEY:''' Anyway, I've gotta get to work, anyway.

'''JERRY:''' Wait, you go to work? Where?

'''CASEY:''' I work at American Eagle, stupid. How do you think I can afford all our food and clothes and bills?

'''JERRY:''' Well, I thought...

'''CASEY:''' I can't! We're in debt!

'''JERRY:''' Oh- oh. That's... bad.

'''CASEY:''' Yes. Yes it is. Now, if you had a job, then maybe we wouldn't be in this situation!

'''JERRY:''' Doesn't... Skully have a job?

'''CASEY:''' Who would hire him? He's a ''car''.

'''JERRY:''' Oh.

'''CASEY:''' So help me, we're getting you a job.

'''JERRY:''' Alright, alright. Just... let me... sleep on it.

''{Jerry falls asleep as Casey sighs and exits the room.}''

''{Cut: the Decentville Mall. Casey and Jerry are there, walking around.}''

'''CASEY:''' Now, I'm sure we can find you a job here. There are like, fifty stores here!

'''JERRY:''' Here's hoping.

''{Casey stops in front of Hot Topic.}''

'''JERRY:''' Wait wait wait. Why are you stopping in front of... there?

'''CASEY:''' We're getting you a job. We're starting here.

'''JERRY:''' Not... not here.

'''CASEY:''' What? You seem like the kind of guy who would work well there. Depressing, cynical, 25...

'''JERRY:''' I am ''not'' a goth, emo, hipster, scenester, or any other kind of -ster that you'd find in this place.

'''CASEY:''' Are we going to stay in debt or not?

'''JERRY:''' ... Well fine. I'll try it.

''{The two enter the store. Inside, a man with a mohawk and extremely tattoed skin is at the counter.}''

'''MOHAWK:''' Hey. Uh, what can I... um, do for...

'''CASEY:''' We'd like to-

'''MOHAWK:''' ... you?

'''CASEY:''' ... We'd like to get a job at this fine establishment.

'''MOHAWK:''' Uh-huh. Okay. Let me just... um, test you on whether you... um, qualify for the...

'''JERRY:''' Alright, I-

'''MOHAWK:''' ... job.

'''JERRY:''' ... Alright, I'm up for it.

'''MOHAWK:''' Alright, um... question one. Have you ever... um, taken drugs?

'''JERRY:''' N-no. Why?

'''MOHAWK:''' Oh, that's... um, going to hurt your... um, score.

'''JERRY:''' Wha-?

'''MOHAWK:''' Question, um... two. Do you, um... listen to, um... Fallout Boy, Linkin Park, or, um... My Chemical Romance?

'''JERRY:''' Um, no.

'''MOHAWK:''' Ah, that's... um, good. Way to be a... um, nonconformist.

'''JERRY:''' Wait, is this what you do to every employee?

'''MOHAWK:''' Pretty... um, much.

'''JERRY:''' This is stupid. I'm leaving.

''{Jerry leaves.}''

'''CASEY:''' ... I've done drugs.

'''MOHAWK:''' You want a job?

''{Cut: another store. This one says "Abercrombie and Fitch" above the door.}''

'''JERRY:''' No. No no no.

'''CASEY:''' Come on! Just go in and apply for a job!

'''JERRY:''' Well, we do need money... Okay.

''{Jerry walks in.}''

'''CASEY:''' Heh, ''whipped''.

''{Cut: Inside of A&F. Jerry and Casey are at the counter, where a young woman is standing.}''

'''GIRL:''' Like, hey there, lovebirds! How can I help you two?

'''JERRY:''' I, um... I-

'''CASEY:''' He wants a job.

'''JERRY:''' Ha, ha... yep! A job!

'''GIRL:''' Heh, ''whipped''.

'''JERRY:''' What was that-?

'''GIRL:''' So, anyway, I want to know a few things about you, first.

'''JERRY:''' Alright.

'''GIRL:''' Number one! Are you, like, good with people?

'''JERRY:''' I guess I am.

'''GIRL:''' Super! Question two! How do you look with your shirt off?

'''JERRY:''' How do I ''what''?

'''GIRL:''' Take off the shirt, sir.

'''JERRY:''' ''{taking off his shirt}'' I don't see how this helps at all-

'''GIRL:''' Eeeurgh! You're so pale under there!

'''CASEY:''' I know, he's like a ghost.

'''GIRL:''' I'm sorry, we can't hire you, sir.

'''JERRY:''' What, just because I'm not a bodybuilder with oiled skin and a dark complexion?

'''GIRL:''' Yep!

'''JERRY:''' My ''God'' you're shallow.

'''GIRL:''' Yeah, I know! Isn't being a shallow teenager the best?

'''CASEY:''' No it isn't, you little ''{censored for the weak-hearted}''.

'''JERRY:''' Okay, can we get out of here? I'm starting to choke on whatever nerve gas they're pumping in here.

'''GIRL:''' Oh, you like the cologne?

''{Jerry runs out.}''

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, let me get a bottle of that stuff.

''{Cut: the Food Court. Jerry and Casey are at a table, eating. Jerry looks depressed.}''

'''JERRY:''' It's hopeless. I'll never find a job.

'''CASEY:''' Oh, stop whining. I don't remembering falling in love with a ''wuss''.

'''JERRY:''' But how will I pay for things ''now''? Every place I've been to has denied me!

'''CASEY:''' Well, what do ''you'' want to do?

'''JERRY:''' What?

'''CASEY:''' My old Economics professor told me that whatever you want to do will be the best choice. I like clothes, so I got a job at American Eagle, and I love it!

'''JERRY:''' Following that logic, I guess I should get a job where I can do what I want.

'''CASEY:''' Now, what do you like the best?

'''JERRY:''' ... I like to sit around all day, pretty much.

'''CASEY:''' So?

'''JERRY:''' I get a job as... what, I don't know.

'''CASEY:''' You should work as a cashier at Starbucks!

'''JERRY:''' ... What?

'''CASEY:''' Following the logic that you like to sit around, and getting up would require caffeine, and caffiene comes from coffee, so...

'''JERRY:''' Oh, why should I question you, you beautiful gal?

''{The two hug. Pan over to show an owl watching.}''

'''OWL:''' Oh, yeah. That's a tender moment. I like that.

''{Cut: the SkullB House. Jerry and Casey are on the couch, sitting there, arms on each other's shoulders. SkullB walks in.}''

'''SKULLB:''' So... what's going on here?

'''JERRY:''' I got a job thanks to her!

'''CASEY:''' I helped him get a job!

'''SKULLB:''' And... wow, I didn't get many lines, did I?

'''CASEY:''' It should always be that way.

''{Cue credits.}''

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