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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Episode 14: New Neighbor'''<br /> <br /> A new neighbor moves in. A flashback occurs.<br /> <br /> '''CAST:''' Skullbuggy, Casey, Fran, Jerry, Unnamed Professor<br /> <br /> '''PLACES:''' The Burgerdome, The SkullB House, Fran's House, Pleasantview University<br /> <br /> '''PAGE TITLE:''' A New Challenger Appears!<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open: the Burgerdome. Casey and SkullB are there, eating. Again.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' So how's it been with you and Jerry?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Could be better. We've had... difference issues.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Huh?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' I swear to God, all he thinks about is... well, let's keep this PG, shall we?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Don't worry, most problems can be solved with castration.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' With what?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Conversation.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Don't look at me like that! I just do what Mr. Barker tells me to!<br /> <br /> ''{Cue theme song.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Outside the SkullB House. SkullB is sitting on the lawn, staring at the house next to theirs. Casey walks outside.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Hey, Skulls. What it is?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Oh, nothing. Just new neighbors.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Really? Have you met them yet?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Nope. I can only see the moving tru- WOOOAH.<br /> <br /> ''{A woman walks out of the house.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Who is THAT tall drink of water?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Hunh. I dunno. She seems familiar, though.<br /> <br /> '''WOMAN:''' ... Casey? Casey Harris?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Wha-<br /> <br /> '''WOMAN:''' Casey, it's me!<br /> <br /> ''{The woman runs over to the SkullB House and hugs Casey.}''<br /> <br /> '''WOMAN:''' Casey, it's been so long!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Do I know you?<br /> <br /> '''WOMAN:''' We were room mates in college!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' ... Oh, my GOD! Franny!<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' I ''knew'' you knew me!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Franny, it's been so ''long''!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' You two... know each other?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Are you kidding? We were roomies!<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' It was awesome!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Oh, really?<br /> <br /> ''{An owl flies into the window of the SkullB House.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' That'll never get old. Nope.<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' So, Casey, how's life been treating you?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' You'll never guess!<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' ''What''?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Me and Jerry moved in together!<br /> <br /> '''BOTH:''' Eeeee!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' This is quite the scintillating conversation! I'm going inside.<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB walks inside while the two women are hopping around, giggling. Jerry walks outside.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Casey, we're out of Thin Mints! Can you... who's that?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' That's Franny!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Franny? Can't say I've met her.<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Francesca Giannapoulou. Fran's fine!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Oh, Fran! Casey's told me about you! Weren't you two room mates?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Yes, for the fiftieth time!<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Don't be hard on him, Casey! After all, we just met.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Mmph, fine. So, anyway, it's been ''years'' since we last saw each other, so this is an emotional time for us.<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' That's right!<br /> <br /> ''{The two hug again.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''{off screen}'' That is ''hot''.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Fran's House. The four are in the living room, chatting over tea.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Eugh, this stuff tastes like boiled grass.<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' That's what it is, essentially.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' So, Fran, how'd you meet Casey, anyway?<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Well, it was a long time ago. Probably six or so years...<br /> <br /> ''{Flashback: Pleasantview University. Fran is sitting at her desk.}''<br /> <br /> '''PROFESSOR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Today, we'll be talking about how voting has changed over the history of American politics...<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, Casey walks quietly to a desk beside Fran and sits down.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Do you mind if I sit here?<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Nope, not at all, sister!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' ... Sister?<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Oh, sorry, that's what we activists call each other. We're brothers and sisters!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Hm.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Political Science is hard, huh?<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Yeah, it's tough remembering all this stuff!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Heh, yeah.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Hi, I'm Casey.<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Francesca, nice to meet you!<br /> <br /> '''PROFESSOR:''' ''{offscreen}'' As you can see, the voting system has evolved since the first ballot...<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Say, after class, you want to hang out at my place for a bit?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Sure, why not?<br /> <br /> '''PROFESSOR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ladies, please quiet down!<br /> <br /> ''{The two giggle quietly.}''<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' ''{v.o.}'' As you can see, it started off pretty well! So later, we met up at my dorm.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Fran's dorm room. Both Casey and Fran are there.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Wow, nice place!<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Thank you!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' So, what do you want to do? Paint our nails, do our hair, what?<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' Well, I've got some pot, if you want some-<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Hook me ''up''.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Fran's House, present-day. Jerry is glaring at Casey.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' You've done ''weed'' before?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' And I do ''not'' regret it. Besides, everyone did pot in college!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I... I didn't!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Wuss.<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' So from that point on, we were best friends! I wonder why I didn't see you at all?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Yeah, it is weird.<br /> <br /> '''FRAN:''' So, yeah! Nice to meet up with you all again!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' I still can't believe you're our neighbor!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I still can't believe that she did drugs in college...<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' And I ''still'' can't believe it's not butter!<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' So, Franny, are you single?<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits.}''</div>

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