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== Overview ==
'''Episode 13: Back to Basics'''

Now that the moving is done, the SkullB Show gets back on its good leg and gets funny again!

'''CAST:''' Jerry, Skullbuggy, Casey, a Waiter, Ginger, Lucas, Tom, too many others to list

'''PLACES:''' Living Room, Chez Snootez

'''PAGE TITLE:''' We're Funny Again!

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Living Room. Jerry and SkullB are on the couch, watching TV.}''

'''JERRY:''' Well, now that everything's back to normal, it doesn't seem too different.

'''SKULLB:''' Wow, we're just doing what we did back in the old crappy apartment!

'''JERRY:''' Except now everything we do costs more!

'''SKULLB:''' What a win-win situation!

''{Cue theme song.}''

''{Cut: the Living Room. Casey is on the couch, watching TV. Suddenly, SkullB wheels in.}''

'''CASEY:''' Hey, Skully B. What it is?

'''SKULLB:''' You'll never guess!

'''CASEY:''' You're going to start a talk show?

'''SKULLB:''' ...

'''CASEY:''' See? I can guess things!

'''SKULLB:''' Well, I was going to do that, but since you ruined the plot already I'm just going to do something else.

'''CASEY:''' What, start a band?

'''SKULLB:''' ... You know, when you do that it ''really'' gets me.

'''CASEY:''' Alright, what are you ''really'' going to do?

'''SKULLB:''' I'm gonna make a video game!

'''CASEY:''' Cool. Tell me when you finish.

'''SKULLB:''' ... So you're not going to be involved at all with this story line?

'''CASEY:''' Nerp.

'''SKULLB:''' Never mind you, then. I'm off to make gaming history!

''{SkullB wheels off in a huff.}''

'''CASEY:''' Whew, dodged a bullet.

''{Jerry walks in.}''

'''CASEY:''' And what do YOU want?

'''JERRY:''' I was wondering... how long has it been since we've had a date proper?

'''CASEY:''' Years. Why?

'''JERRY:''' I was figuring... we should go out to dinner tonight!

'''CASEY:''' R... really?

'''JERRY:''' Don't act so surprised. I was planning on this since season 1.

'''CASEY:''' Alright, enough breaking the fourth wall.

'''JERRY:''' So, whenever you're ready, I have a reservation over at that nice restaurant we've been looking at!

'''CASEY:''' Olive Garden?

'''JERRY:''' I'm talking about Chez Snootez!

'''CASEY:''' Oh, ''that'' nice restaurant.

''{The two leave the room. SkullB wheels in a few seconds later.}''

'''SKULLB:''' So I decided to ditch the game-making B-plot, and I... guys?

''{SkullB looks around.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hey, hey, HEY! Nobody's around! Looks like this means throwing a party!

''{SkullB runs to the phone and starts beating on the number pad.}''

''{Cut: Chez Snootez. Jerry and Casey are sitting at a table. Both are finely-dressed.}''

'''CASEY:''' So how did you scrounge up the money to pay for this all?

'''JERRY:''' Surprisingly, the show paid for it.

'''CASEY:''' Oh, really?

''{Pan over to show an owl at the table beside them.}''

'''OWL:''' Would you mind lowering your voices?

''{Pause. Pan back to the couple's table.}''

'''CASEY:''' ... Okay, I believe you.

''{A waiter walks to the table.}''

'''WAITER:''' 'Allo, welcome to the Chez Snootez. How may I help you today? May I start you off with some wine?

'''CASEY:''' I'll have the Cabernet, please.

'''JERRY:''' Do you have Mr. Pibb?

''{Casey smacks Jerry.}''

'''JERRY:''' -I mean a Cabernet. Please.

'''WAITER:''' Ah, fine choices, the both of you. I will be back with the wines.

''{The waiter walks off.}''

'''CASEY:''' Ah, doesn't that waiter just ''ooze'' sophistication?

'''JERRY:''' I dunno, it smells more like he ''oozes'' Aqua-Velva. Does that guy shower?

''{Casey smacks Jerry again.}''

'''JERRY:''' Ow-wow-wow-wow! How do you get away with this stuff?

'''CASEY:''' Being a woman justifies it.

'''JERRY:''' ... Oh, you're right.

''{The two kiss. Pan over to the owl's table.}''

'''OWL:''' God, get a room.

''{Cut: the SkullB House. Many people are partying there. SkullB is standing there, mingling and drinking with some women.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Nah, I'm single. I just live with my friend, is all--hey, Lucas! Nice to see you! Anyway, what kind of movies do you like?

'''WOMAN:''' Oh, I like ''scary'' movies!

'''SKULLB:''' Really? So do I, what a co-winky-dink!

'''WOMAN:''' Tee-hee, you're so funny!

'''SKULLB:''' Ooh, don't ''flatter'' me!

''{Suddenly, the phone rings.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Sorry, Ginger, I've gotta take this call.

''{SkullB picks up the phone.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Skully B.'s Chateu de Par-tay, Skully speaking!

'''CASEY:''' ''{on the phone}'' Skully?

'''SKULLB:''' Ah, are you... WOAH, woah, woah, woah! Just- just hold on a second!

'''CASEY:''' ''{on the phone}'' Skully, what's going on?

'''SKULLB:''' Uh, h-hey, Casey! Nothing's going on, just watching a little... uh, TV!

''{Cut: Chez Snootez. Casey is on a phone.}''

'''CASEY:''' Skully, do I hear people?

'''SKULLB:''' ''{on the phone}'' No, no, no, ''no''! I said I was watching TV! Really!

'''GINGER:''' ''{on the phone}'' Oh, who are you talking to, honey?

'''CASEY:''' Who the ''heck'' is that?

'''SKULLB:''' ''{on the phone}'' Guh- buh- nobody. It was the TV.

'''CASEY:''' Skully, are you throwing a party?

'''SKULLB:''' ''{on the phone}'' Absolutely not. You have my word.

'''CASEY:''' Oh, oka-

'''SKULLB:''' ''{on the phone}'' I need to hang up. Right now.

'''CASEY:''' Eh-

''{SkullB hangs up.}''

''{Cut: the SkullB House. SkullB is still at the party, looking shaken up.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hey, Gingey? You think they fell for it?

'''GINGER:''' Of course, sweetie!

'''SKULLB:''' Alright, then. Now, where were we?

'''GINGER:''' Let's go to the bedroom!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, you ''naughty'' gal!

''{The two wheel off. Over near the TV, Lucas is talking to Tom.}''

'''LUCAS:''' I didn't know you were invited!

'''TOM:''' I wasn't--I'm just here for the free food.

''{Cut: Chez Snootez. Casey and Jerry are still at their table. The waiter comes to the table, holding two bottles of wine.}''

'''WAITER:''' Your wines, sir and madam?

'''JERRY:''' ''{with a fake French accent}'' Thank you, sir!

'''CASEY:''' Don't be a dork, Jerry. ''{to waiter}'' Thank you, good sir!

'''WAITER:''' Now, do you know what you will be ordering tonight?

'''CASEY:''' I'll have the frog's legs, sir.

'''JERRY:''' Hey, sir--what's this?

'''WAITER:''' The Ortolan bunting? It is a bird fed until it cannot move, then drowned in wine. This is cooked and served with a napkin over its face.

'''JERRY:''' ... You can't be serious.

'''WAITER:''' I am. Check Wikipedia.

'''JERRY:''' I'm going to be sick.

'''WAITER:''' We also serve cow brains.

'''JERRY:''' ''{scrambling to get up}'' ''I need to leave''.

''{Jerry runs off.}''

'''CASEY:''' WUSS. ''{to waiter}'' Can I get a side with this?

'''WAITER:''' I recommend the duck liver pate.

'''CASEY:''' Ugh, no way! That's gross.

''{Cut: the SkullB House. SkullB walks out of the bedroom with lipstick all over his face.}''

'''SKULLB:''' That was ''intense''. ''{faces camera}'' We were kissing. That's all.

''{Lucas walks over to SkullB.}''

'''LUCAS:''' You look like ''you're'' having a good time!

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah, I know! This is the best idea I've ever had!

'''LUCAS:''' Say, where are Jerry and Casey? If anything, they'd be here!

'''SKULLB:''' They're having a dinner date. They should be back by ten.

'''LUCAS:''' Heh, that's funny! It's like, eight-thirty right now.

'''SKULLB:''' Hah, that's funny! My clock is off... by an... hour...

'''LUCAS:''' Well, I'm outta here. Can't link this to myself, can I?

''{Lucas runs off. On the way, he grabs a couple bottles of booze.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hey- HEY! I paid for that stuff! ... Crap.

''{SkullB walks over to the stereo and shuts it off. Everyone turns to him.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hey, everyone? Time to leave. Sorry, my friend's coming back home, and I don't want him to... well, find out I... threw a party.

''{Pause}''

'''SKULLB:''' Boy, isn't there egg on my face?

''{Everyone groans and starts to leave.}''

'''SKULLB:''' What? WHAT?

'''GINGER:''' You kept a secret from me? Ugh! I thought you were better than that, Skully!

''{Ginger slaps SkullB and walks off.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hey, call me! ''{to himself}'' She won't call me.

''{Everyone but Tom is gone.}''

'''SKULLB:''' So, Tom. You going to help me pick up or not?

'''TOM:''' Heck no! I'm outta here!

''{Tom runs off.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Cripes. How am I going to take care of this ''now''?

''{SkullB looks at the clock.}''

'''SKULLB:''' OH CRAP I HAVE TEN MINUTES LEFT. ... Okay, this calls for desperate measures.

''{Cut: ten minutes later. Jerry and Casey enter the house, which is sparkling clean.}''

'''CASEY:''' Wow, he even cleaned up for us!

'''JERRY:''' Hunh. What a nice guy!

'''CASEY:''' Let's go to bed--it's been a long day for all of us.

''{The two go to their bedroom. SkullB walks out of his bedroom and walks over to the window. He throws up all of the trash from before out the window.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Ugh... I guess I'm lucky that I double as a vacuum. Eurgh.

''{SkullB walks back to his bedroom. Before he enters, he turns to the camera.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Are you happy? We did a well thought-out episode.

''{SkullB enters his room.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ''{from inside his room}'' You guys are jerks.

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