Skub at 19:22, 23 June 2008

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== Overview ==
'''Episode 12: Talkin' 'Bout No Home Blues'''

Now homeless, Casey, Jerry and SkullB need to live with someone in the meanwhile--but with who?

'''CAST:''' Jerry, SkullB, Casey, Tom, Aruseus, Foxx, Garzel, Lucas, Elyssa

'''PLACES:''' The Apartment, SkullB's Apartment, Cast House, SkullB House

'''PAGE TITLE:''' Mumble Music?

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the van. Jerry is still driving.}''

'''JERRY:''' Man, that was an awesome five-minute trip! Or so it seems.

'''SKULLB:''' I just can't wait to get back to our little...

''{The van pulls up to the apartment. The exploded section is still there.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hole... in... the... WALL?

'''JERRY:''' What happened to our apartment?!

''{Tom peeks out of the hole.}''

'''TOM:''' It's a funny story, actually.

'''JERRY:''' No it isn't!

''{Cue theme song.}''

''{Cut: SkullB's Apartment. Everything is in ruins.}''

'''JERRY:''' Tom, what happened here? How did all this get destroyed in the what, week we were gone?

'''TOM:''' Funny thing happened, actually. I tried to cook Easy Mac--

'''JERRY:''' Let- let me stop you there. You screwed up Easy Mac?

'''TOM:''' Let me tell you, that product lies. It's not easy to make at all.

'''JERRY:''' So, somehow, this whole place EXPLODED?

'''TOM:''' Like I said, it's a funny story. You see, I thought wrapping it in tinfoil and popping it in the microwave would accelerate the cooking process. It turns out that when you put tinfoil in the microwave-

'''JERRY:''' It explodes. Yes, I've heard.

'''TOM:''' And now there's a big chunk of your wall missing.

'''SKULLB:''' WE NOTICED.

'''CASEY:''' Well, it could be worse. My apartment's still okay, right?

'''TOM:''' ... Yeah, about that.

'''CASEY:''' Why you LITTLE-

''{Casey starts to strangle Tom. Eventually, she throws him down.}''

'''CASEY:''' You mean to say that we're ALL homeless?

'''TOM:''' Y-y-y-yes?

''{Casey kicks Tom, who is still on the ground.}''

'''TOM:''' WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

'''CASEY:''' What the hell do you THINK that was for?

'''SKULLB:''' Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

'''JERRY:''' Well, gang, we're in a bit of a pickle. We've got to move in with someone else.

'''SKULLB:''' Can't we just live at the soup kitchen?

'''JERRY:''' No way, man. There's this fairy over there that creeps me right the heck out.

'''CASEY:''' How about we move in with our OTHER neighbors?

'''JERRY:''' What other neighbors? We're the only ones who live in this apartment complex!

'''SKULLB:''' Hm.

'''TOM:''' You know... some of my friends might oblige to let you stay at their place for a bit...

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, really?

''{An owl flies by.}''

'''JERRY:''' Hello new running gag!

''{A bowling ball hits Jerry in the stomach.}''

''{Cut: the Cast House from The Aura Chronicles. SkullB, Jerry, Casey and Tom walk in.}''

'''JERRY:''' Wow, nice.

'''SKULLB:''' Why can't we have a nice big sitcom house?

'''CASEY:''' Because none of us can pay for it?

''{Aruseus walks in.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Higgity-higgity-hey, everyone!

'''SKULLB:''' ''{whispering to Tom}'' Who's THIS nutjob?

'''TOM:''' ''{whispering to SkullB}'' That's Aruseus. Best to stay away from him.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tommy-Boy, who're these three?

'''CASEY:''' Hi, Casey Harris.

'''JERRY:''' Jerry Cohen.

'''SKULLB:''' And I'm Liesl!

''{Pause}''

'''SKULLB:''' I mean Skullbuggy.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, I remember you! I dropped a bowling ball on your TV once. Grood times.

''{Foxx and Garzel walk in.}''

'''FOXX:''' Ah, looks like we've got more mouths to feed.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ah, Foxx. Your cynical attitude will NEVER get old!

'''FOXX:''' But seriously, who are these creeps?

'''GARZEL:''' I can't help but think one of them is familiar.

'''CASEY:''' Don't make us do the name thing again.

'''JERRY:''' Oh, we're just Tom's friends. He blew up our apartment so we're staying here.

'''GARZEL:''' Typical. Let me get you something--I can't help but feel sympathy.

''{Foxx walks off. Lucas and Elyssa come in.}''

'''LUCAS:''' Hey, aren't you Skullbuggy?

'''SKULLB:''' Yep!

'''LUCAS:''' I was on your pledge drive! It sucked, but I did it anyway.

'''CASEY:''' So who's the pink gal? Didn't see her last time.

'''ELYSSA:''' I'm Elyssa!

'''CASEY:''' Cool, I can FINALLY relate with someone on this show.

'''LUCAS:''' Welp, weclome to our humble abode. Feel free to partake in--

''{SkullB and Jerry run toward the kitchen.}''

'''LUCAS:''' --not listening to me.

''{Cut: the kitchen. Jerry and SkullB are making sandwiches.}''

'''JERRY:''' Skully, how do you eat?

'''SKULLB:''' Willpower and determination, my good Jerry.

''{Aruseus walks in.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Look out, I'm about to do some wacky stuff!

'''FOXX:''' ''{offscreen}'' I'm getting a mop!

''{Aruseus takes a scoop of ice cream from out of the freezer and puts it on some bread.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Dude! I just made the greatest food EVER.

'''JERRY:''' An... ice cream sandwich?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Heck yeah! I've pioneered frozen dessert treats as we know it!

''{SkullB grabs an ice cream sandwich (the real kind) from the freezer.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' WHAT? Someone stole my idea! I'm taking this to court!

''{Aruseus runs off, dropping his "ice cream sandwich" on the way. Foxx walks in with a mop and starts cleaning.}''

'''JERRY:''' Foxx? How do you live here without killing everyone?

'''FOXX:''' You mean I could KILL them? Hm, I'd better write this down.

''{Cut: the living room. Casey and Elyssa are sitting on the couch, watching TV.}''

'''CASEY:''' How do you stand living with a bunch of crazy men all the time?

'''ELYSSA:''' I don't know. I only stay around 'cause of Lucas. He's the only reason I'm on this show.

'''CASEY:''' Show?

'''ELYSSA:''' Uh- buh- never mind.

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, this is the first time I've actually lived with another woman in the house. It's comforting in a way.

''{Garzel pops out from behind the couch.}''

'''GARZEL:''' Comforting? Ooh, this is gonna be HOT.

''{Elyssa backhands Garzel into the wall.}''

'''CASEY:''' Holy hell! How'd you do that?

'''ELYSSA:''' Not only am I Lucas' girlfriend, I'm also a pro kickboxer. I train offscreen.

''{Cut: the living room, later. Aruseus, Tom, Jerry, SkullB and Garzel sit on the couch, watching TV.}''

'''JERRY:''' Wow, I feel like I'm at home already!

'''ARUSEUS:''' What, all you do is watch TV?

'''JERRY:''' Pretty much yes.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh. I want to live with you guys some day!

'''SKULLB:''' Ha ha ha no you wouldn't.

'''TOM:''' Trust me on this one.

''{Foxx walks in with drinks for everyone.}''

'''FOXX:''' Your drinks, sirs?

''{As they reach for the drinks, Foxx throws them offscreen.}''

'''FOXX:''' Get them yourselves, you lazy bums!

''{Fox walks off.}''

'''SKULLB:''' What a jerk!

'''ARUSEUS:''' You get used to it.

'''JERRY:''' So... what do YOU guys do around here?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Now that I think about it, we mainly just piss each other off.

'''TOM:''' People love it!

'''JERRY:''' Huh. Nobody likes OUR antics.

''{Pan over to show Bellstrom and Homestar tiger holding "WE HEART SKULLB" signs and frowning.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Anyway, what else do you do?

'''TOM:''' You know, I'm not sure.

'''ARUSEUS:''' We've only had three episodes, man!

''{Cut: outside the Cast House. Jerry, Casey and SkullB are leaving.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Well, it's been good!

'''JERRY:''' But we're never coming back.

'''CASEY:''' Instead, we'll be going to our own, NEW place to live! Together, even!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{under his breath}'' They are SO biting our style.

'''SKULLB:''' We'll try to miss you!

''{The three get on a bus that pulls in front of them. The bus drives away.}''

''{Cut: a big house. The bus stops in front of it and the trio get off.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Here it is... the Skullbuggy house!

''{An angelic chorus plays as the sun rises behind the house, illuminating it.}''

'''JERRY:''' So, how'd you pay for this again?

'''SKULLB:''' Bowling ball insurance.

'''JERRY:''' Bowling ball insurance?

''{A bowling ball hits Jerry.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Yep.

''{Cue credits.}''

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Skub at 19:22, 23 June 2008