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2009-07-18T16:18:45Z

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== Overview ==
<blockquote>'''COMMENTARY BY:''' Skullbuggy, Chwoka</blockquote>

'''Episode 11: Summer Vacation'''

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' With guest stars: THE BEACH BOYS!</blockquote>

Skully and the gang go on a vacation. Tom is left to keep the homestead.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Wait, who? '''CHWOKA:''' ''{enthusiastic}'' You know! ''{short pause}'' '''CHWOKA:''' Tom!</blockquote>

'''CAST:''' Jerry, Casey, SkullB, Tom, Zippy

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Wait, ''who''? '''CHWOKA:''' Isn't Zippy a paperboy or something?</blockquote>

'''PLACES:''' The Food Court, SkullB's Apartment, Outside the Apartment, Inside the Van, Casey's Apartment, New York City, Black Screen of Continuity, Zippy's Studio

'''PAGE TITLE:''' Repeat After Me!

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Food Court. Jerry and Casey are there, eating.}''

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Truly, a tale that will outlast Hamlet.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' After a month-long hiatus, we're back.

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, and our returning episode was HORRIBLE.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' What fourth wall? I've no idea what you mean.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Well, I'm sure this episode will more than make up for that.

''{Casey tosses a bowling ball at Jerry's head.''

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' We just found out the secret of The Bowling Ball Bandit! '''SKULLB:''' Brain damage is so funnyyaayyryery</blockquote>

''Jerry falls out of his seat.}''

'''CASEY:''' We're already off to a good start!

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Slapstick is always a good way to set the scene.</blockquote>

''{Cue theme song.}''

''{Cut: SkullB's Apartment. SkullB, Jerry and Casey are on the couch.}''

'''JERRY:''' Welp, it's the beginning of summer.

'''CASEY:''' Yep.

'''SKULLB:''' Sure is.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' ''{imitating Hank Hill}'' Yep.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' So, what do we have planned this year?

'''SKULLB:''' The same as last year? By that,

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' comma</blockquote>

I mean nothing?

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' ''{very forced}'' HA HA HA HA HA HA</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' I'll tell you what we have planned!

'''CASEY:''' Well cut to the chase, man!

<blockquote>''{Scooby Doo chase music starts playing.}''</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Follow me...

''{Cut: Outside the Apartment. Jerry is standing in front of a large van.}''

'''SKULLB:''' A... van?

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' STRANGER DANGER</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' That's right! This "Luuurve Van"

<blockquote>'''BARRY WHITE:''' awwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeah '''CHWOKA:''' What the-!? Who let him in here? '''SKULLB:''' I don't- I didn't let him in-</blockquote>

will be our chariot on our summer road trip!

'''CASEY:''' A road trip? Awesome!

'''SKULLB:''' With a capital "X"!

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Apparently I couldn't splel right eihter back then.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' So, yeah... non sequiturs

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Nor culd Jerry, either.</blockquote>

aside, let's get going!

'''CASEY:''' Waitwaitwait hold up. Who's going to be watching our house?

'''JERRY:''' Tom will.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Yeah! That guy I... I know. I knew.</blockquote>

''{Pan over to show Tom standing right next to SkullB.}''

'''TOM:''' Hey.

'''SKULLB:''' Gyaaaah! You could have given me a heart attack!

'''TOM:''' You're a machine! YOU HAVE NO HEART.

'''SKULLB:''' ... Ouch.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Heh, I was totally faking that. I don't even ''have'' feelings!</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' So yeah, whilst you all are gone,

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Who talks like that? "Whilst"? Really?</blockquote>

I'll be a-guarding the homestead--

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' — </blockquote>

just like you said!

'''JERRY:''' Ah, good old reliable Tom.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Okay, who the frig is he? No, really! Who is he?</blockquote>

''{SkullB and Jerry get in the van.}''

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' The van is named Tom, too?</blockquote>

'''CASEY:''' So help me GOD if you touch any of my things while I'm gone, Tom. So HELP me GOD.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' HEY! Don't antagonize the van. He didn't do ''anything'' to you.</blockquote>

''{Casey gets in the van.}''

'''TOM:''' Have a good time, everyone!

''{The van speeds off. Tom scans the area, and runs inside.}''

''{Cut: the van. Casey is driving.}''

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' The Wife Also Drives.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Casey, are you SURE you should be driving?

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Women :rolleyes:</blockquote>

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, I'm positive! I have my license, you know!

'''JERRY:''' But you're also playing a Gameboy.

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Nah, it's okay, it's a racing game.</blockquote>

'''CASEY:''' And?

'''SKULLB:''' Jerry, I don't feel safe!

'''JERRY:''' There, there... it's gonna be okay.

''{Suddenly, the van swerves.}''

'''CASEY:''' Get out of the way, ''{censored for the weak-hearted}''!

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' She said "jerk". No, really, this is back when there was a rule for this kind of thing.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Maybe I should drive.

'''CASEY:''' Like hell you will!

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' "Jerk" is censored, but "hell" isn't? The hell, SkullB? '''SKULLB:''' Shut the hell up, you jerk! '''CHWOKA:''' YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH '''SKULLB:''' But I'm just talking about Shaft! '''SASSY BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' Then we can dig it! '''BARRY WHITE:''' awwwww yeeeeeah '''CHWOKA:''' He didn't even sing that song!</blockquote>

''{Cut: Casey's Apartment. Tom is inside.}''

'''TOM:''' Yeeeees.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Oh dear ''Christ'' that is the creepiest thing I have heard today</blockquote>

''{Tom grabs a book from on the table.}''

'''TOM:''' Hm... what's this? A diary, perhaps?

''{Tom opens it.}''

'''TOM:''' Oh, it's just one of those sophisticated coffee-table art books that's just pornography. Oh well, still pretty sweet.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' It was actually that one that Leonard Nimoy made. You know, the one with all the fat chicks. '''CHWOKA:''' That's... that sounds disgusting. '''SKULLB:''' It made her feel better about herself. '''CHWOKA:''' ...Wait, how could he not tell it was a coffee table book from looking at its cover?</blockquote>

''{Cut: the van. Jerry is now driving.}''

'''SKULLB:''' So, Captain Stubing, where we headed?

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' A ''Love Boat'' reference? Friggin' really?</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Oh, just the greatest place ever...

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' ''{impish glee}'' DISNEYLAND?!</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' The MOON? Oh, Jerry, you shouldn't have!

'''JERRY:''' And I didn't! We're headed to New York City!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh. You disappoint me.

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' ''{imitating Jerry}'' New York City... on the MOON!</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Shut up. This is the first proper vacation we've had since we moved in with each other.

'''SKULLB:''' So you're calling that one time we went to the nice Burger King an improper vacation?

'''JERRY:''' ... How stupid did you get during the hiatus?

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Careful you don't swerve off the road right through where the fourth wall should be.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' A little bit.

'''JERRY:''' So... not much to say right now. Being on the road.

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Asphalt: part of this complete breakfast. '''SKULLB:''' tee-hee, you said "ass"</blockquote>

'''CASEY:''' Hey, who wants to play a game?

'''SKULLB:''' I'm game!

''{Pause}''

'''SKULLB:''' Oh my God that was completely by accident!

</blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' SkullB, did you replace part of your motherboard with a brick or something? '''SKULLB:''' Don't judge me! Method acting was "in" back then!</blockquote>

'''CASEY:''' Anyway, this is called "I Spy"! I spy, with my little eye... something blue!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, oh! Is it me?

'''CASEY:''' Yeah! How'd you know?

'''JERRY:''' My GOD I'm going to hate this trip.

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Jump!</blockquote>

''{Cut: SkullB's Apartment. Tom is sitting on the couch.}''

'''TOM:''' Wow. I've got all of Jerry's place to myself.

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' The script has real issues with ownership. First it's Casey's Apartment, then SkullB's Apartment, then Jerry's Place.</blockquote>

This'll be sweet.

''{Tom walks over to Jerry's room and jumps on the bed.}''

'''TOM:''' Wow. Plushy!

''{Tom starts to fall asleep on the bed.''

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' ...without even halting his jumping.</blockquote>

''Meanwhile, the stove starts to light up.''

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' We got a real bad prop stove. We had the camera trained on it idly and it turned on by itself, so we just wrote it into the plot.</blockquote>

''Foreshadowing?}''

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Why are you asking me?</blockquote>

''{Cut: the van. Casey and SkullB are asleep in the back.}''

'''JERRY:''' Hey, guys! We're here!

'''SKULLB:''' Really?

'''CASEY:''' Really really?

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' This dialog makes me want to throw up.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Yep! Welcome to our hotel!

''{The trio stands before the Waldorf-Astoria hotel.}''

'''JERRY:''' The luxurious Waldorf-Astoria hotel!

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Weren't those the old guys from the Muppets?</blockquote>

'''CASEY:''' I heard it has a hotel ''inside'' the hotel!

'''SKULLB:''' Swanky! How'd you get the money to go here?

'''JERRY:''' Royalties from the show. Turns out working for the one good show on this channel

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' ''Which'' channel? '''SKULLB:''' NO IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NO FOURTH WALL ANY MORE !!!!</blockquote>

pays a pretty penny.

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Ooh, did you use one of those "Souvenir Penny" machines?</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Viva

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Viagra?</blockquote>

Las Vegas!

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Oh.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' ... You are aware of where we are, right?

''{Cut: SkullB's Apartment.}''

'''TOM:''' Good thing I remembered that the stove was on! I bet something horrible would have happened had I not. Now, I'm gonna make something to eat--I'm starving!

''{Cut: an outside view of SkullB's Apartment. Suddenly, an explosion destroys the apartment.}''

'''TOM:''' ''{cough}'' Why didn't I see that coming?

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Because you're an idiot?</blockquote>

''{Cut: Black Screen of Continuity. The following lines are shown in white text as they are said.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Will Skullbuggy and the gang have a ''{exasperated}'' goooouurd

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' ''{gasp!}'' They'll have a gored time!?</blockquote>

time ''{normally}'' in New York City? Will Tom be able to cover up the destruction of the Skullbuggy household?

''{Cut: Zippy's studio.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Will I eventually get tired of writing this cra--

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Crap, even?</blockquote>

''{Cut: BSoC.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tune in next time on the SkullB Show! Ehhhhhhh.

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