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== Overview ==
'''Episode 11: Summer Vacation'''

Skully and the gang go on a vacation. Tom is left to keep the homestead.

'''CAST:''' Jerry, Casey, SkullB, Tom, Zippy

'''PLACES:''' The Food Court, SkullB's Apartment, Outside the Apartment, Inside the Van, Casey's Apartment, New York City, Black Screen of Continuity, Zippy's Studio

'''PAGE TITLE:''' Repeat After Me!

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Food Court. Jerry and Casey are there, eating.}''

'''JERRY:''' After a month-long hiatus, we're back.

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, and our returning episode was HORRIBLE.

'''JERRY:''' Well, I'm sure this episode will more than make up for that.

''{Casey tosses a bowling ball at Jerry's head. Jerry falls out of his seat.}''

'''CASEY:''' We're already off to a good start!

''{Cue theme song.}''

''{Cut: SkullB's Apartment. SkullB, Jerry and Casey are on the couch.}''

'''JERRY:''' Welp, it's the beginning of summer.

'''CASEY:''' Yep.

'''SKULLB:''' Sure is.

'''JERRY:''' So, what do we have planned this year?

'''SKULLB:''' The same as last year? By that, I mean nothing?

'''JERRY:''' I'll tell you what we have planned!

'''CASEY:''' Well cut to the chase, man!

'''JERRY:''' Follow me...

''{Cut: Outside the Apartment. Jerry is standing in front of a large van.}''

'''SKULLB:''' A... van?

'''JERRY:''' That's right! This "Luuurve Van" will be our chariot on our summer road trip!

'''CASEY:''' A road trip? Awesome!

'''SKULLB:''' With a capital "X"!

'''JERRY:''' So, yeah... non sequiturs aside, let's get going!

'''CASEY:''' Waitwaitwait hold up. Who's going to be watching our house?

'''JERRY:''' Tom will.

''{Pan over to show Tom standing right next to SkullB.}''

'''TOM:''' Hey.

'''SKULLB:''' Gyaaaah! You could have given me a heart attack!

'''TOM:''' You're a machine! YOU HAVE NO HEART.

'''SKULLB:''' ... Ouch.

'''TOM:''' So yeah, whilst you all are gone, I'll be a-guarding the homestead--just like you said!

'''JERRY:''' Ah, good old reliable Tom.

''{SkullB and Jerry get in the van.}''

'''CASEY:''' So help me GOD if you touch any of my things while I'm gone, Tom. So HELP me GOD.

''{Casey gets in the van.}''

'''TOM:''' Have a good time, everyone!

''{The van speeds off. Tom scans the area, and runs inside.}''

''{Cut: the van. Casey is driving.}''

'''JERRY:''' Casey, are you SURE you should be driving?

'''CASEY:''' Yeah, I'm positive! I have my license, you know!

'''JERRY:''' But you're also playing a Gameboy.

'''CASEY:''' And?

'''SKULLB:''' Jerry, I don't feel safe!

'''JERRY:''' There, there... it's gonna be okay.

''{Suddenly, the van swerves.}''

'''CASEY:''' Get out of the way, ''{censored for the weak-hearted}''!

'''JERRY:''' Maybe I should drive.

'''CASEY:''' Like hell you will!

''{Cut: Casey's Apartment. Tom is inside.}''

'''TOM:''' Yeeeees.

''{Tom grabs a book from on the table.}''

'''TOM:''' Hm... what's this? A diary, perhaps?

''{Tom opens it.}''

'''TOM:''' Oh, it's just one of those sophisticated coffee-table art books that's just pornography. Oh well, still pretty sweet.

''{Cut: the van. Jerry is now driving.}''

'''SKULLB:''' So, Captain Stubing, where we headed?

'''JERRY:''' Oh, just the greatest place ever...

'''SKULLB:''' The MOON? Oh, Jerry, you shouldn't have!

'''JERRY:''' And I didn't! We're headed to New York City!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh. You disappoint me.

'''JERRY:''' Shut up. This is the first proper vacation we've had since we moved in with each other.

'''SKULLB:''' So you're calling that one time we went to the nice Burger King an improper vacation?

'''JERRY:''' ... How stupid did you get during the hiatus?

'''SKULLB:''' A little bit.

'''JERRY:''' So... not much to say right now. Being on the road.

'''CASEY:''' Hey, who wants to play a game?

'''SKULLB:''' I'm game!

''{Pause}''

'''SKULLB:''' Oh my God that was completely by accident!

'''CASEY:''' Anyway, this is called "I Spy"! I spy, with my little eye... something blue!

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, oh! Is it me?

'''CASEY:''' Yeah! How'd you know?

'''JERRY:''' My GOD I'm going to hate this trip.

''{Cut: SkullB's Apartment. Tom is sitting on the couch.}''

'''TOM:''' Wow. I've got all of Jerry's place to myself. This'll be sweet.

''{Tom walks over to Jerry's room and jumps on the bed.}''

'''TOM:''' Wow. Plushy!

''{Tom starts to fall asleep on the bed. Meanwhile, the stove starts to light up. Foreshadowing?}''

''{Cut: the van. Casey and SkullB are asleep in the back.}''

'''JERRY:''' Hey, guys! We're here!

'''SKULLB:''' Really?

'''CASEY:''' Really really?

'''JERRY:''' Yep! Welcome to our hotel!

''{The trio stands before the Waldorf-Astoria hotel.}''

'''JERRY:''' The luxurious Waldorf-Astoria hotel!

'''CASEY:''' I heard it has a hotel ''inside'' the hotel!

'''SKULLB:''' Swanky! How'd you get the money to go here?

'''JERRY:''' Royalties from the show. Turns out working for the one good show on this channel pays a pretty penny.

'''SKULLB:''' Viva Las Vegas!

'''JERRY:''' ... You are aware of where we are, right?

''{Cut: SkullB's Apartment.}''

'''TOM:''' Good thing I remembered that the stove was on! I bet something horrible would have happened had I not. Now, I'm gonna make something to eat--I'm starving!

''{Cut: an outside view of SkullB's Apartment. Suddenly, an explosion destroys the apartment.}''

'''TOM:''' ''{cough}'' Why didn't I see that coming?

''{Cut: Black Screen of Continuity. The following lines are shown in white text as they are said.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Will Skullbuggy and the gang have a ''{exasperated}'' goooouurd time ''{normally}'' in New York City? Will Tom be able to cover up the destruction of the Skullbuggy household?

''{Cut: Zippy's studio.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Will I eventually get tired of writing this cra--

''{Cut: BSoC.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tune in next time on the SkullB Show! Ehhhhhhh.

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Skub at 06:36, 23 June 2008